True Gym Rat Forever
I love the gym. After a really intense workout I always feel invigorated, energized, pumped. Alive. And, the best part of it all? The Instructor. The instructor literally makes or breaks the class. Pepe is the instructor for my mid-week class and I love him. He’s got the body of a god and the sense of humor of a comedian. I was working out really hard one day and I accidentally hit him square in the eye with my elbow. He tells me that I have a boney ass elbow and dares me to kick his Puerto Rican ass. “We got any new people in here today?” he asks as enters the class the other day. (This is the beginning of the run down.) He continues but seems slightly annoyed that a man and a woman standing in the second row are having a conversation in another language. I don’t know the language, but it is from Eastern European and the conversation sounds like this:
“Aurnuljat njhm mjh ytijee?” asks the woman.
“Yeah, duurtjl downtown thyjwa lower east side beawodforwal eerteuij,” the man replies.
“Uguyda?” The woman’s eyebrows lower.
“Afdafalwal,” he says softly and then nods his head.
“Ohhhhh! AAIJFOELHLACYH e adjfa iaj eja,” she adds with a smile.
“Yes.”
“Oh.” And, then the pair smile at each other.
Pepe is annoyed. They are talking and he’s trying to start the class. He walks over to the pair. “Y’all talkin’ when I’m trying to start my class?!” he jokingly teases. “What the hell language is that anyway? This is America, dammit. Speak Spanish!”
August 19th, 2005 at 9:12 am
I don’t know why, but while reading this I pictured Pepe as John Leguizamo in Moulin Rouge rather than the god-like Jared Letto in Alexander [don't forget the eyeliner].
Very funny. :)
August 20th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
LOVE the visual on that one:John Leguizamo in Moulin Rouge. I’ve gotta rent that movie again; I haven’t seen it in ages.
By the way, it’s true that he’s got a great body. (At least, it seems that way from the parts of it that I’ve seen during class anyway.) The man works out everyday, you know. :)
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April 27th, 2009 at 12:18 am
LOL.
So of course I had to show my friend this one and she laughed hysterically!