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Who is Dane Cook?

August 27th, 2005 Posted in Celebrities

Where have I been? It’s like all of a sudden I woke up one day to find EVERYONE talking about Dane Cook: Dane Cook is hilarious. Dane Cook got a new show. Dane Cook was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dane Cook is going to be on the MTV Video Music Awards. Etc. Etc.

I wondered, “who is Dane Cook?”

I’ve neither seen nor heard this comedian do his schtick, but I’m curiously interested. Read a small Dane Cook excerpt on this blog called “I Blame John” @ fuckinhilarious.blogspot.com:

“Let’s talk a little bit about L-O-V-E. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a ‘relationship,’ and things can go great, then you have a ‘great relationship.’ Sometimes it doesn’t go so great, and I call that a ‘relationshit.’

When you’re not in love… when you don’t have love, everybody you know falls in love, on like the same day. Even Karen the Douchebag falls in love. Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by.

‘WHAT?! The tards just got married on their lawn!’

That’s great! I have nobody and the tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of tardy-ness. Or is that, they’re late for everything? I don’t know.” – Dane Cook

6 Responses to “Who is Dane Cook?”

  1. Dr O2 Says:

    it is true abt Love… This has happened for me before, where all my friends were in love after I had broken up :-S nasty period! seems like the world has changed into a heart & spreadin love potions around… good post.

    Omid


  2. AJ Gentile Says:

    Good stuff… Dane’s website has lots of aud/vid which are a good for a laugh or three…

    http://www.danecook.com


  3. marie_butudontknowme Says:

    he.is.HILARIOUS!!!! I’ve been a fan since I first saw his special on Comedy Central. I have the first album and even bought the second, which unfortunately, is not as good, but still funny. I’m so happy you discovered him! Yay! You can be at peace now…lol.

    Check out Godfrey, Pablo Francisco, Dave Attell, and Mitch Hedberg if you haven’t already…


  4. "julie" Says:

    i saw pablo francisco live in toronto and he was
    so.
    damn.
    funny.
    that we didn’t have the time to recover from one joke before the next three came barrelling down the way … it was just too much. we were in tears, he was so hilarious.

    _


  5. stolie Says:

    Okay, these comments further confirm that I have indeed been living under a rock. Everyone knows the guy apparently.

    By the way, thanks for the suggestions (Pablo Francisco, Dave Attell, and Mitch Hedberg). I’ll have to check them out.

    Stolie


  6. Hoopskidoodle Says:

    So essentially he is a poncey Brit? who does chick humor, right?


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