Who is Dane Cook?
Where have I been? It’s like all of a sudden I woke up one day to find EVERYONE talking about Dane Cook: Dane Cook is hilarious. Dane Cook got a new show. Dane Cook was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dane Cook is going to be on the MTV Video Music Awards. Etc. Etc.
I wondered, “who is Dane Cook?”
I’ve neither seen nor heard this comedian do his schtick, but I’m curiously interested. Read a small Dane Cook excerpt on this blog called “I Blame John” @ fuckinhilarious.blogspot.com:
“Let’s talk a little bit about L-O-V-E. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a ‘relationship,’ and things can go great, then you have a ‘great relationship.’ Sometimes it doesn’t go so great, and I call that a ‘relationshit.’
When you’re not in love… when you don’t have love, everybody you know falls in love, on like the same day. Even Karen the Douchebag falls in love. Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by.
‘WHAT?! The tards just got married on their lawn!’
That’s great! I have nobody and the tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of tardy-ness. Or is that, they’re late for everything? I don’t know.” – Dane Cook


August 28th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
it is true abt Love… This has happened for me before, where all my friends were in love after I had broken up :-S nasty period! seems like the world has changed into a heart & spreadin love potions around… good post.
Omid
August 29th, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Good stuff… Dane’s website has lots of aud/vid which are a good for a laugh or three…
http://www.danecook.com
August 29th, 2005 at 11:31 pm
he.is.HILARIOUS!!!! I’ve been a fan since I first saw his special on Comedy Central. I have the first album and even bought the second, which unfortunately, is not as good, but still funny. I’m so happy you discovered him! Yay! You can be at peace now…lol.
Check out Godfrey, Pablo Francisco, Dave Attell, and Mitch Hedberg if you haven’t already…
August 30th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
i saw pablo francisco live in toronto and he was
so.
damn.
funny.
that we didn’t have the time to recover from one joke before the next three came barrelling down the way … it was just too much. we were in tears, he was so hilarious.
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September 2nd, 2005 at 2:07 am
Okay, these comments further confirm that I have indeed been living under a rock. Everyone knows the guy apparently.
By the way, thanks for the suggestions (Pablo Francisco, Dave Attell, and Mitch Hedberg). I’ll have to check them out.
Stolie
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
So essentially he is a poncey Brit? who does chick humor, right?