Ode to Paul Walker

It’s raining. I’m late for work. Entering the subway station and fumbling for my MetroCard, I see him staring back at me from over the kiosk. Oh my god, it’s him!!!!! Paul Walker’s face. On the cover of Men’s Health magazine. Paul Walker. My Paul Walker.

Okay, blondes aren’t usually my thing and I typically go for the 2 out of 3 guy. You know? Hair. Eyes. Skin. At least two of the three should be dark. Dark skin, dark hair, and light eyes like Michael Ealy, delicious. Dark eyes, dark hair, and light skin like the late John F. Kennedy Jr. or the great Jesse Metcalf, yummy.

My Paulie, however, is the exception. Light hair. Light eyes. Light skin. The man has the entire collection of recessive genes. But, somehow it works for him. And, I mean really works. Add him to my Hot List that also includes Jason Lewis ( … Rosario Dawson, I’m soooo jealous [photos: 1, 2, 3] …) and the Dane from the Statue of Liberty. Suddenly, I’m broadening my horizons.

Could blonde be the new black this season?


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Tonito Bandito September 16, 2005 at 9:25 am

It does seem that we have the same taste. I love me some Jesse Metcalf too! Thanks for visiting my blog, it’s a relatively new thing for this southern gay white man.

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Mitch September 16, 2005 at 11:29 am

The only reason I like the guy is that he’s a surfer… man, why can’t I be built like that dude…

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Hanuman September 16, 2005 at 12:54 pm

I thought that I had heard that Black was the new Black this season…. ;)

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Katarina September 16, 2005 at 4:13 pm

And what a sexy picture of him :)

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Pirate September 16, 2005 at 4:31 pm

I must admit I have never heard of him.

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stolie September 18, 2005 at 12:49 pm

1. You have GREAT taste in men. I’ll wrestle you for Paul. ;)

2. Yeah, surfing. That’s hot.

3. According to Bloomingdale’s in midtown on 59th & Lex, it is.

4. Indeed

5. I thought EVERYONE saw 2 Fast, 2 Furious.

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Jay September 19, 2005 at 5:09 pm

For me, if someone’s cute, he’s cute, and all criteria, lists and requirements suddenly go right out the window.

If he’s rich, that kinda works too :-p

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stolie September 20, 2005 at 10:23 pm

Very funny. :)

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nikki July 14, 2006 at 10:48 pm

that’s so funny–i love paul walker too! (and i don’t usually go for the blond thing). we have similar taste because i just read that you think zidane is hot and i absolutely love him!

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stolie July 15, 2006 at 8:07 am

We DO have similar tastes in men. :)

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Suk Ville May 16, 2010 at 1:54 am

Awesome philosophy. I love it. Thank you for posting

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