What?!?! I thought that everyone stopped by my blog solely to read the Words O’ Goofdom penned by yours truly. Apparently, this is not the case. Let’s start with what I know. I know that I’ve told 2 – 3 people that I know personally that I blog. (I’m not hiding it or anything, it’s just that I absolutely love the fascinating bloggers that I “meet” by blogging. That, and the fact that blogging is only fun for me when its anonymous. It’s like having sex in public places: 99% of the thrill is that no one knows you’re doing it.) Next, I know that I have about a dozen or so regular readers and about 50 occasional readers. (Some comment. Some don’t.) And, finally, I know that about 2% of you that come here each day don’t want to read my blog at all. You are just using me to get some place else: I’m just your bridge. And, you know what? That’s okay. You’ve got places to go and I don’t want to stand in your way. So, here we go … to the visitors who regularly arrive at the Funky Brown Chick Dot Com in search for:
MC Hammer Videos: Yes, it’s true: I saw the man in concert. If you’re interested, I’m pretty sure that you can download a bunch of his videos from MTV.
Alan Bick: I don’t know him. That’s just the name of one of the many people that transcribed the words to the “I am French Canadian” rant. You can see the Joe Canada “I am Canadian” video or hear Guy’s “I am French Canadian” rant by clicking here. (If you can’t understand Guy, you can read the words — transcribed by Alan Bick et. al. — here.)
“Men’s Health Magazine” + “Paul Walker”: First, please allow me to congratulate you on your outstanding taste in Eye Candy. Now, all you gotta do is click here to see the photo.
Skeet Ulrich: Even though I can’t, technically, “prove” it, per se … I still stand by my words.
A Chinese Lesbian: Her name is StaceyAnn Chin and I saw her show, Border/Clash, at the Culture Project at 45 Bleecker. I think the show’s run there already ended, but CP is still a great (and inexpensive) spot to catch überpolitical Off-Broadway stuff. I’m thinking of catching Karla there later this month. (… What? … You mean you weren’t looking for a Poetry Slam Artist when you Googled “Chinese Lesbian”?!)
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Stolie - I hear Gary Coleman is part of the clean up crew at dodger stadium. Can you confirm this?
;)
So, in essence you’re saying you feel used?
Btw, where the hell is that bridge?
Peace
All you ever wanted to know about Gary Coleman and more:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Coleman
You are funny…I’m glad you were able to clear those up for us. Are you getting all those stats from sitemeter?
Stolie, I am starting to really, really like you and your site. Anonymous and all, I feel so cheap.
teehee!
Whatcha talking about stolie?
All the links, eh?
Nope, darlin.
You’re not gonna get rid of me that easily.
berry: Yeah, sitemeter rocks. I like it better than Nedstat.
tonito bandito: Awwwww! Thanks; I like your site, too. It’s the eye candy, man. That’s just GREAT!
neo: whatchu talking ’bout?
raymond: It’s odd because I don’t even think it’s the links. For example, someone searched Technorati for: sex blogs. And, guess what? Mine came up. I’d HARDLY call my site a sex blog. But, I guess the words “sex” and “blog” appear here frequently enough that I come up on the search. Very very very odd …
i am addicted to site meter. and someone found their way to me via googling “lorry driver wanking tights”. i don’t know which is more worrying – that they googled it or that i wrote a post about it.
lorry driver wanking tights???