Sunday morning. After meeting Bro for brunch and bellinis but before meeting Bituin and Stan for shopping in SoHo, I have a couple of hours to kill. I head to the theater to see … drum roll, please … Into the Blue. Surprisingly, the movie wasn’t that bad. Scott Caan did a pretty good job. And, Paul Walker … Well, Paul Walker’s acting abilities … How can I put this nicely? … He got out-acted by the waves … And, not to mention, that school of tropical fish sure did a pretty stellar ensemble performance … oh, and wait a minute, wait a minute … the Tiger Shark was completely believable in that Eat-the-Blonde-Bimbo-Coke-Whore scene.
But, seriously … if we put aside the performances by the school of tropical fish, the tiger shark, Scott Caan, and Dwayne Adway — Paul Walker actually wasn’t that bad. And, let’s face it, I didn’t go to Into the Blue to marvel at Paul Walker’s thespian skills. I went to marvel at Paul Walker’s ass. And, his washboard abs. And, those eyes. And, that smile. That smile alone is worth the $10.50 ticket! In case you were wondering, other movies that might warrant my $10.50 when they open later this year: Jarhead, Breakfast on Pluto, Emmanuel’s Gift, Walk the Line, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, Rent, First Descent, Brokeback Mountain, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fun With Dick and Jane, and Rumor Has It.
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Yeah, girl. I ain’t going to that movie for the acting. It’s the Eye Candy for sure.
*weeping*
Well, at least you had a good time.
*running off to weep some more*
So which one is the coke whore?
i bet you liked that
tonito bandito: Exactly! :)
sid: He’s not *that* bad! :)
raymond: This one.
pensacolaboy: “I bet you liked that” ??? No, I *loved* that. ;)
Ah, Rent… as one of the few Vancouverite Rent Heads, that’s a movie I’m seriously looking forward to. And memoirs of a geisha – I had to read the book in University, so I want to see what they do to the movie.
“December 24th, 9PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it …”