We’ve all been there. You know, there. You’re on Google and you’re looking for new kissing techniques, photos of that hottie from Sex and the City, or whatever. Most of the time, you get exactly what you want. However, sometimes you don’t get what you want. Why this topic? Well, every day, millions of peo … okay, okay, you got me, it’s more like “1 or 2 people” but, whatever, work with me … millions of people arrive at the FunkyBrownChick Dot Blogspot Dot Com by Googling their way here in search of something else.
According to my site counter, the other day someone arrived at my blog by Googling Black Women Love Colin Farrell. Yes, it’s true that I randomly mentioned Colin Farrell’s dick in one of my posts. (Jay, stop salivating.) And, yes, it’s true that I’m a black woman. But, no, babies; I have not actually seen Colin’s scholong. And, I don’t know whether it’s true that black women love him more than women and/or men of any other skin shade do. So, I’ve decided to invent the term “Funky Brown Chicky Brown Bomb” to refer to this and a few others occasions in which Google, Yahoo, MSN and other search engines point their users to my blog on accident. And, because I love the Funky Brown Chicky Brown Bombs so much, I’m going to begin inducting them into the Stolie Nation. Every time a really good one comes up, I’ll post about it and add it to the list.
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I can understand why black women would love Colin Farrell, he being the classic bad boy and all, but I think you’re right. The rest of us warm bloods love him, too. Did you see his penis?
I guess I should read your post before asking that question. No I’ll ask it anyway, just cus I wanna.
I have a picture of that girl (yes, that black girl) blowing him.
My God her lips were stretched.
I have a picture of that girl (yes, that black girl) blowing him.
My God her lips were stretched.
Goldennib: Yeah, I think it’s the bad boy factor. Personally, I’m not really a fan of the man. Give me Lenny Kravitz, Michael Ealy, Jason Lewis (“Smith” from Sex and the City) or Paul Walker anyday. I *LOVE* Paul Walker.
Jay: Stretched, you say? SEND THE PICTURE TO MY YAHOO ACCOUNT!!!!! I want to see it. You know … um … just curious. That’s all. ;)
I like Lenny and Paul, too. I don’t know the other two, but I looked them up. A couple more cuties.
I think Jay should share with the class.
Jay: Share share share!
I have lots of people visiting my blog with the terms ‘Darwin Awards’….hmmm wonder how that happened?
That is SO random. Jay- My goodness.
I have no idea how to do this search? How do you do it?
ps. Stolie, how do you get the chance/time to update *every* day?? Yes, I know about the job sit.(sorry!), but even then you were so on top of it!
I’m completely afraid of how people get to my site. I cannot look.
I’m still waiting for a really good “bomb” to get someone to my site. Perhaps I should post more often! Perhaps I should mention Colin Farrell’s dick! Or anyone’s dick! Well, the only dicks I know anything about are 1) my husband’s (and I’m a greedy bitch and refuse to share information about that) and 2) my 18-month-old boy’s and well, let’s face it, that’s kiddie porn. So not gonna go there.
goldennib: All four are quite yummy! :)
Darwin: Darwin Awards, huh? Go figure. :)
Anhoni Patel: If you add Sitemeter, Statcounter or Blogpatrol to your blog, it will tell you all of the stats — including what keywords people are using to get to your blog. It’s always pretty funny to see what comes up … And, BTW, about updating almost daily, blogging is like therapy for me. I set aside a small amount of time to do it semi-daily. Although, lately, I’ve taken a few weekends off …
missbhavens: It could be pretty interesting to know how people get to your blog, in particular. You know, with the name “missbhavens” and all that stuff. ;)
MamaChristy: Okay, we’ll let you off of the hook. You don’t have to say anything about dicks. No need to share information that you want to and no need to spread kiddie porn. :)
“kimora simmons pregnant naked pictures” seems to be quite popular, and I have never, ever, ever discussed naked kimora simmons, lemme tell ya. I also get a lot of searches for big butt and big black butt magazines, but those are sadly legit, because I used to have this roommate whi was going to be featured in one of em and I blogged about it…
I think I read that post about (and saw the pictures of) your roommate! :)
I confess I was utterly perplexed by this, until I realized that I was confusing Colin Farrell with Colin Quinn. All becomes much clearer now.
That’s funny!! :-) Who knows, maybe Colin Quinn loves black women and black women love Colin Quinn. It’s the name. Colin. That’s hot. ;)
I got here by googling “male harem”
then I was intrigued by the colin farrell thing.. yeah, I am writing a research paper on vera renczi, a female serial killer who killed all her lovers out of jealousy. I am referring to her basement full of coffins as her male harem..
Oooooh, sounds like a juicy (but scary) term paper. Good luck with it!
Please add the following info to your 1/1/07 post:
Jali: lovely and intelligent New Yorker now living in Joe-gia. Had planned to lurk but was challenged by definition of lurking thousands in your column so decided to post a comment. (the comment is here since the other site has comments turned off.)
I’m bookmarking your stuff for future lurking posibilities.
YAY!!! Thanks for delurking! :) And, welcome to public enjoyment of the blog!!!! :)
I got here after google-ing “Colin Farell and black women, what’s the deal?”
Not sure! :)
Perhaps you have even considered placing some videos to that website posts so that it will keep on the readers much more interested? As i suggest I recently do read thru the whole articles created by yours then this was initially fairly wonderful except due to the fact that Im more a image learner