“Nate Berkus is a Bottom”
That’s the latest FunkyBrown Chicky Brown Bomb. (NOTE: First-time visitors, read this post to learn about FBCBBs).
If you’ve ever seen Oprah, you might know her hot young designer guy. Nate Berkus. Well, look at the partial snapshot of my stat counter in the image above. Check out Row 7. See it? That’s a FBCBB. Yep, last week someone Googles nate berkus is a bottom and, for whatever reason, Google sends that inquiring soul to the Funky Brown Chick dot Blogspot dot Com. Why? I have one post in which I reveal my fantasies about Natey, and here is an excerpt:
“[I’m] at the gym and I’m leaning over the water fountain to get a sip of water. I feel someone spank me, once, hard on my ass. I get pissed off and turn around to cuss the person out, but then I see that it’s Nate. I smile … and then I bend over to get another sip of water. But, he doesn’t spank me again. He leans over and whispers into my ear, ‘you’ve been a naughty girl; you haven’t been to the gym in 5 days.’ Here, he places his hand on the side of my waist and whispers into my ear so closely that his lips grace the bottom of my earlobe. ‘Meet me in the locker room,’ he says. ‘I’m going to show you something.’”
It’s just a fantasy; it didn’t happen. And, I try to figure out how in the hell anyone would get “Nate Berkus is a Bottom” out of that anyway, but I can’t figure it out. Google got it right on rows 1-6 and 8 in the image above. Guilty as charged. Yes. I blog about these things. And, yes, we all read the post and then we comment and/or email directly with follow up stuff. But, no cigar on Nate Berkus. Hmmm … In that instance, you’d think that Google would point people to a porn site or two instead of this post, right? Very odd.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Okay, that’s funny. I found a blog once through google and I always wondered what that person was going to think being that she was a ministers wife and the way I found her blog was by googling, “grandmother blowing stripper.” Now, I wasn’t looking for geriatric porn, mind you, nor did she talk about grandmothers, blow jobs or strippers so how I got there, I never figured out. I guess we all have our moments! :)
March 7th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Maybe the searcher made a typo and meant to type in “Nate in my bottom”?
I’m getting a lot of disturbing hits from folks Googling “Mardi Gras Boobs Flash”.
March 7th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Oooh your stat counter thingy is cool. How do I get that? Mine’s hideous.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
It’s really odd, because in your fantasy, Nate seems like more of a top.
March 8th, 2006 at 7:04 am
Mel Chickk: Grandmother blowing stripper?!?!? Oh my! :) Did she have photos???
missbhavens: Bad girl!! ;)
Jay: It’s all about Blog Patrol, baby. But, only use them if you have pop-up blockers and anti-spyware software. They have *A LOT* of ads.
JohnJEnright: That’s EXACTLY what my fantasy is!! :) Besides, Nate Berkus has to be a top because I’m not putting on a strap-on and bottoming anyone — whether in fantasyland or real life.
March 8th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
That’s what I was trying to figure out. I got the photo in my email and I was trying to see if it was real or fake. Either way, it was disturbing!!
March 9th, 2006 at 7:03 am
Funny! :)
September 4th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
That’s hilarious about the bottom search! I get tons of strange nate berkus search traffic as well and was wondering about it and came across this page.