I hereby declare today “I Fucking Love My Readers Day” at the Funky Brown Chick dot Blogspot dot Com. I’ve been thinking; it’s been a while* since I took time out to thank each of you, openly and properly, for visiting. So, whether this is your first time here or your 182nd visit, this post is for you. (Psst! … Come closer, my little sweet things … The bloggers listed below are the best kept secrets on the internet. Check ’em out and tell them Stolie sent you. They give great blog!) So, now, let the love juices flow with …
Ol’ Faithful. The ups. The downs. The funny posts. The boring posts. You’re here for it all. And, you’ve been here for quite a while (some for months, others for weeks). Chances are, if you have a blog, I read yours too. Maybe we’ve even met or exchanged personal emails. In any case, I fucking love my regular and semi-regular blogbabes: Andy, Anhoni Patel, AWE, Berry, Carlos, Darwin, Dear Lovey Heart, ET, Goldennib, Guri, Hanuman, Jay, Jay,Jay, Jenn, JohnJEnright, Kristin, Lala, Little a, MamaChristy, Mel Chickk, Mint Chutney, Missbhavens, Mitch, Nics, Raymond, Rcknrobin, Sethro, Sid, Surly Girl and Tonito Bandito.
The Unattainable Ones. Technically, you—fastlad and Santino—aren’t “readers”. I read your blogs; you don’t read mine. I’m still honoring you on my reader appreciation day nontheless. Ahhh … unrequited love.
Commitmentphobes / Secret Lovers. You—my dear, sweet, honey-dipped blogger—like to look, but you don’t touch. You read, but rarely (if ever) comment. You are a lurker. And it’s kind of like, you know, voyeurism. That’s pretty hot. Some of you have been kind and sexy enough to include the Funky Brown Chick dot Blogspot dot Com on your blog’s list of favorite links. I get all warm and fuzzy when people do that!! So, I blow lovely air kisses at each of you: Anonymous Ranting, House of cats, Erigby, The Fake Doctor, Fetch me my axe, Hello Like Before, Less than savoir-faire…, LHC and other Writers, The Movie Review Diary, Poppy Cedes, Storytime, The Write Grrl, and Yaszrants. Maybe one day I could coax you to speak up and leave a comment? Just one comment? Maybe, perhaps, maybe … today?
Anonymous Sex Partners. The young and the blogless—Pegs, Mags, Bro, anonymous (the mouse killer), and Miss Anon. I know 3 of you personally, and I’d like to get the know the other 2 better. Have you thought of setting up Blogger Profiles? (Without the photos, of course.)
All right. That’s enough cyber love juices for the day. (I hope I didn’t forget anyone!!) Whew, I’m pretty tired from whoring myself around with all that “I Fucking Love My Readers” stuff. Soooooo … um … was it good for you?
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I loved this photo so much that I had to use it again. :D