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	<title>Comments on: Live from, um, what is this? Central Park.</title>
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		<title>By: stolie</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4075</link>
		<dc:creator>stolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;B&gt;Stacy&lt;/B&gt;: Funny. :)

&lt;B&gt;Anhoni Patel&lt;/B&gt;: I can&#039;t wait to hear your first audiopost! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Stacy</b>: Funny. :)</p>
<p><b>Anhoni Patel</b>: I can&#8217;t wait to hear your first audiopost! :)</p>
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		<title>By: Anhoni Patel</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4074</link>
		<dc:creator>Anhoni Patel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks! I just tried it - let&#039;s see if it actually works!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks! I just tried it &#8211; let&#8217;s see if it actually works!</p>
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		<title>By: Stacy</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4073</link>
		<dc:creator>Stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So..did you let him?
hahahaha....sorry...I am warped.
Freakin hilarious about screaming it in the phone!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So..did you let him?<br />
hahahaha&#8230;.sorry&#8230;I am warped.<br />
Freakin hilarious about screaming it in the phone!!</p>
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		<title>By: stolie</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4072</link>
		<dc:creator>stolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;B&gt;missbhavens&lt;/B&gt;: That&#039;s hilarious!!! I should have pulled a similar move; I was just so shocked and dumbstruck that I just *looked* at him.

&lt;B&gt;Organized Noise&lt;/B&gt;: You&#039;re right, kids *are* growing up faster these days. Still, that doesn&#039;t give any of them the right to act like they don&#039;t have any home training; I&#039;d like to think that his momma raised him better than that. People, man. Oh and, by the way, ask me if I have suckable breasts again and I&#039;ll rip them both off and beat you with them. :-)

&lt;B&gt;Dear Lovey Heart&lt;/B&gt;: Yeah, it was an odd mixture of disgusting / hilarious. After it happened, I was so disgusted. But, seconds later, I couldn&#039;t help but laugh about the absurdity of it all.

&lt;B&gt;MamaChristy&lt;/B&gt;: That&#039;s really gross. :(

&lt;B&gt;ET&lt;/B&gt;: I didn&#039;t slap him; I didn&#039;t even respond or say anything. I was just so SHOCKED.

&lt;B&gt;AWE&lt;/B&gt;: If by provoke you mean breathe, guilt as charged. ;) And, by the way, speaking of teachers ... I have a friend in misery (Missouri ... ha, ha ... little Midwestern humor there! Get it? Misery. Missouri. I love the Midwest.) --- So I have a friend in Missouri who teaches junior high. One of her really big kids came on to her when she was alone after school. She slapped him. Hard. Across the face. Then she pointed a finger at him and said, &quot;try to do that again and there will be more where that came from. And, if you tell anyone that I slapped you, I&#039;ll beat the shit out of you.&quot; I don&#039;t agree with teachers slapping children. But, it *is* worth mentioning that he never touched nor tried to intimidate her again.

&lt;B&gt;Anhoni Patel&lt;/B&gt;: &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.audioblogger.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Audioblogging&lt;/A&gt; is surprisingly easy. Go to the website. Set up an account. Call 415-856-0205 from your cell phone. Record your message. Press pound. Voila! The system automatically converts the message to an mp3 and posts it to your blog. It doesn&#039;t always work, so you might have to call back and try again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>missbhavens</b>: That&#8217;s hilarious!!! I should have pulled a similar move; I was just so shocked and dumbstruck that I just *looked* at him.</p>
<p><b>Organized Noise</b>: You&#8217;re right, kids *are* growing up faster these days. Still, that doesn&#8217;t give any of them the right to act like they don&#8217;t have any home training; I&#8217;d like to think that his momma raised him better than that. People, man. Oh and, by the way, ask me if I have suckable breasts again and I&#8217;ll rip them both off and beat you with them. :-)</p>
<p><b>Dear Lovey Heart</b>: Yeah, it was an odd mixture of disgusting / hilarious. After it happened, I was so disgusted. But, seconds later, I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh about the absurdity of it all.</p>
<p><b>MamaChristy</b>: That&#8217;s really gross. :(</p>
<p><b>ET</b>: I didn&#8217;t slap him; I didn&#8217;t even respond or say anything. I was just so SHOCKED.</p>
<p><b>AWE</b>: If by provoke you mean breathe, guilt as charged. ;) And, by the way, speaking of teachers &#8230; I have a friend in misery (Missouri &#8230; ha, ha &#8230; little Midwestern humor there! Get it? Misery. Missouri. I love the Midwest.) &#8212; So I have a friend in Missouri who teaches junior high. One of her really big kids came on to her when she was alone after school. She slapped him. Hard. Across the face. Then she pointed a finger at him and said, &#8220;try to do that again and there will be more where that came from. And, if you tell anyone that I slapped you, I&#8217;ll beat the shit out of you.&#8221; I don&#8217;t agree with teachers slapping children. But, it *is* worth mentioning that he never touched nor tried to intimidate her again.</p>
<p><b>Anhoni Patel</b>: <a HREF="http://www.audioblogger.com/" rel="nofollow">Audioblogging</a> is surprisingly easy. Go to the website. Set up an account. Call 415-856-0205 from your cell phone. Record your message. Press pound. Voila! The system automatically converts the message to an mp3 and posts it to your blog. It doesn&#8217;t always work, so you might have to call back and try again.</p>
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		<title>By: Anhoni Patel</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4071</link>
		<dc:creator>Anhoni Patel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is so so so gross and disturbing. 

How are you doing these little podcasts? show me! show me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is so so so gross and disturbing. </p>
<p>How are you doing these little podcasts? show me! show me!</p>
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		<title>By: AWE</title>
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		<dc:creator>AWE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How dare you provoke a 13 year old, you&#039;re not even a teacher? LOL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How dare you provoke a 13 year old, you&#8217;re not even a teacher? LOL.</p>
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		<title>By: ET</title>
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		<dc:creator>ET</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG!!! I think I would have slapped the little shit! (and then of course been arrested for assault.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!! I think I would have slapped the little shit! (and then of course been arrested for assault.</p>
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		<title>By: MamaChristy</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4068</link>
		<dc:creator>MamaChristy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe he was just hungry?  &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2006/02/08/mother-appears-on-british-tv-to-explain-why-she-breastfeeds-her/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I mean, if there is a nine-year old out there doing it&lt;/A&gt;, then surely there must be someone who&#039;s &lt;I&gt;13&lt;/I&gt; and doing it...

Happy Easter!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he was just hungry?  <a HREF="http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2006/02/08/mother-appears-on-british-tv-to-explain-why-she-breastfeeds-her/" rel="nofollow">I mean, if there is a nine-year old out there doing it</a>, then surely there must be someone who&#8217;s <i>13</i> and doing it&#8230;</p>
<p>Happy Easter!</p>
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		<title>By: Dear Lovey Heart</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/04/16/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park-2/comment-page-1/#comment-4067</link>
		<dc:creator>Dear Lovey Heart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 00:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>disgusting but hilarious happy easter!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>disgusting but hilarious happy easter!</p>
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		<title>By: Organized Noise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Organized Noise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 00:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whether we like it or not, kids are growing up much faster these days.  I wonder what his mother would have said if she knew her baby boy was talking to women like that.  Then again, he&#039;s probably an angel in her eyes.


BTW, DO you have suckable breasts?  LOL  Just kidding.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whether we like it or not, kids are growing up much faster these days.  I wonder what his mother would have said if she knew her baby boy was talking to women like that.  Then again, he&#8217;s probably an angel in her eyes.</p>
<p>BTW, DO you have suckable breasts?  LOL  Just kidding.</p>
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