Where Do You Like To Be Kissed?

April 20th, 2006 ·

Did you know that the human body supposedly has over 8,000 nerve endings? Although most people get it on by stimulating dorsal nerves, there are tons of nerve endings in other places that are often neglected. And, those places are pretty sensuous. In case you missed it in yesterday’s comment section, I once licked a bald man’s head. And, yes, the scalp is one of my favorite neglected sensuous areas. A few other favorites include: behind the knee, the bottom of my feet, along my spine, my palm & finger tips, my wrist, the side of my waist and behind my ears. I go CRAZY when men stroke, lick, or suck any of these areas.

But, for now, my all-time-favorite sensuous place is below the neck, right above the place in between my shoulder blades. No one ever touches that area. So, when they do … oh boy. I. LOVE. IT. Last summer, I was wearing a backless sundress on the L train heading west from Union Square when a totally gorgeous guy entered the train. He was holding some big bag, like an instrument or hockey sticks or something. I’m not exactly sure what it was; the train was crowded. Anyway, the train started and then came to a quick stop. The guy stumbled a bit and the cloth of his bag touched my all-time-favorite spot. I got goose bumps all over and I wanted to jump the man right then and there. And, once the train started up again, I stepped back an inch or two so that the bag would continue to hit my spot. Does that make me a perv?

Use the comment section to let me know if you think I am a perv. KIDDING!! No, really, use the comments to let us know one of *your* All-Time-Favorite Spots. Keep it PG-13, folks; some of you guys are at work.

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25 Responses to “Where Do You Like To Be Kissed?”

  1. Ears, behind ears, neck. Eyelids, tip of nose. Shoulders, lower back, bum, behind nees, tops of feet.

    I also love to have my scalp massaged/scratches, like lazy cat. *shrug*

    And yes, moving closer totally makes you a perv ;-P Kidding! I mean, you were only touching his bag. Not like you were shoving yourself into his hands or stealing smooches or anything, like a dirty barback we met.

  2. I love to get kissed on the back of the neck. Yummy!

  3. And clicking your link in the above, I learned something new about my dorsal nerve. Thanks, mwah!

  4. Sid:: Oooh, oooh, oooh … Eyelids are a lot of fun, too. I forgot about those. :) And, yeah, by the way, glad to know that my pervy-ness isn’t anywhere near as bad as the barback’s!

    tonito bandito: The neck. It drives me crazy. Next time you have the opportunity, have the guy start at the top of your neck and kiss his way down your spine. It’s GREAT!!!! :)

    Everybody else: Oh come on, now!! Don’t be so prudish. I have a stat counter. I can *see* you out there. :) As of the time of this comment (around 3:30pm EST), there were 82 visitors to the Funky Brown Chick.

    You come from the UK, France, Germany, Korea, Canada, Belguim, India, Ireland, Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, and Taiwan.

    In the US, you’ve come from: New York , Ohio, Georgia, Texas, Michigan, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Virginia, North Carolina, Illinois, Maryland, California, Idaho, Indiana, Alabama, Minnesota and Oregon.

    OUT OF ALL OF THIS, ONLY **2** OF YOU (Sid & Tonito) LIKE TO BE KISSED?!?! Bullshit.

  5. now i don’t have a ton of experience here but ears are a big one for me and the bcak of my neck right where my hairline is ahh good stuff

  6. I admit I looked, wanted to comment, got busy– but look! Back! (damn you stat counter for outing me! I feel so.. naked. [or not as I have my own stat counter.])

    Places to kiss me? Anywhere. I’m a physical attention whore. Not to be confused with a whore of course, I prefer my physical attention from one person please. (except hugs, in which I can be whore-ish)

    As far as if you’re a perv? Probably, but not because of the bag, that’s just one of those nice unexpected moments of tingle– and with an inanimate object that couldn’t protest anyway. What’s wrong with being a slight perv anyway?

  7. Dammit I’ve missed all the cool posts!

    Top of forehead is a nice place although not sexy as such, more like secure etc. Neck is my fave.

    I dont think you’re a perv. Then again if a guy got off on ‘accidentally’ bumping into someone that can be viewed as pretty sick. It’s okay because you’re a girl and girls are never pervy! (yeah right!)

  8. I would like to apologize for the rampant misspellings in my earlier comment. It was early in the morning for me and I was running late for an appointment. Yeah, that’s it…

  9. Dear Lovey Heart: Hmmm … it seems that the back of the neck is a winner with this crowd! :)

    Elenor: You ask, “what’s wrong with being a slight perv?” Nothing at all, my dear. A **small** amount of pervy is fun, flirty. It’s the large amounts of pervy stuff that freaks me out.

    Darwin: Yes, sweetie, you did. You missed all of the cool posts. It only goes downhill from here. If you thought the Ralph Macchio post was bad, wait until you see tomorrow’s post: “What Ever Happened to Ally Sheedy?” ;) By the way, good point about the what-if-you-were-a-man stuff.

    Sid: No judgements here, I’m the Queen of Typos. :)

  10. OMG I love this topic! The soft spot right behind my ear/top of the jawline. MMMMM…way to make lola’s butter melt.

  11. I, too, feel outed by statcounter. *sheepish grin*

    I have this spot on my neck that when J kisses it, I feel it in the small of my back. It sounds weird but it’s so HOT. I mean, like really intense and amazing. Where is that man? I must go find him in that chair…

  12. Am I just a pervy tart? Why am I the only one with, like, a dozen spots? Either somebody is holding out or…well. Hmph.

  13. Lola: Yeah, I’m a fan of the hidden, behind the ear space, too! :)

    MamaChristy: Woman, go grab that man! You’re lucky that you have someone to kiss your favorite places. The major drawback of the single life? No sex (with another person) on a regular basis.

    Sid: Oh, don’t sweat it … maybe everyone is just a little shy? Besides, I’m right up there with you on the number of like-to-be-kissed spaces …

  14. Let me think…its been awhile…lol. Behind the ear, and the back of my neck were always the best spots.

  15. I feel the pain of the Sexless in the Cities Around the World… :)

  16. Clavicle Bone. Back of neck. Behind the knees. Forehead. The forehead isn’t so much of a physical turn-on as it is a mental one, though. It always makes me feel so safe and loved. Oh, and on crampy days, my man will kiss the spots where my ovaries are. I swear it makes them feel a little better.

    Huh, not so sexy, but full of love, I guess. I’ll take it. :o)

  17. Belly Button, left shoulder ridge - not the right one as much just the left. Toes

    Of course it has to be the right person - also…

  18. Hey, it was good to meet you last night! Berger always kisses my back when we’re sleeping next to each other and actually gets mad when I wear a shirt to bed. That’s my favorite place as of late.

  19. The neck is my tingly spot.
    Other than that the inner thigh is nice too.

  20. AmyD: Yay!!! Another person who has more than one favorite spot. :) Seeeeee, Tonito, Sid and I aren’t alone. Welcome to the “Whore’s Circle”, AmyD! ;) By the way, that’s really sweet that your guy kisses your ovaries!!! He sounds like a *great* guy.

    Anonymous: Good point. I’d rather be kissed by the right person only once than kissed by the wrong person more than once.

    Meg: Backs are sexy! :)

    Stacy: So this looks like a “neck” crowd. Almost everyone likes that spot the best. And, yeah, inner thighs are G-R-E-A-T. Mmmmm … I soooo need to get laid. *sighs*

  21. Yay, I’m part of the “Whore Circle!” Sadly enough, the ones I listed here aren’t all my favorite spots, but you said to keep it clean, so I did! ha!

    Reading all these comments makes me want to go take a lunch with my sweetie. Of course we wouldn’t be eating…well, not food, anyway. ;o)

  22. :)

  23. i was just recently introduced to the behind the ears thing and…. I LUV IT lol….that was the best sort of feeling it ran down my spine to my lower back i kissed and licked him behind the ear and he gave a little moan …. MOST ENJOYABLE!!!!

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  25. @ toytown I love getting kissed. I haven’t had a good one in WEEKS!!

    @ Nerds Do It Better: Thanks for the link lovin!!! :)

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