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	<title>Comments on: BREAKING NEWS: David Hasselhoff is Alive!</title>
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		<title>By: stolie</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/05/12/breaking-news-david-hasselhoff-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-2262</link>
		<dc:creator>stolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 15:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;B&gt;Sid&lt;/B&gt;: Good call!! I&#039;ll wear a multi-colored scrunchy. :)

&lt;B&gt;Raymond&lt;/B&gt;: I had to google her because I didn&#039;t know who she was/is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Sid</b>: Good call!! I&#8217;ll wear a multi-colored scrunchy. :)</p>
<p><b>Raymond</b>: I had to google her because I didn&#8217;t know who she was/is.</p>
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		<title>By: Raymond</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/05/12/breaking-news-david-hasselhoff-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-2261</link>
		<dc:creator>Raymond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I miss Yasmine Bleeth</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss Yasmine Bleeth</p>
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		<title>By: Sid</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/05/12/breaking-news-david-hasselhoff-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-2260</link>
		<dc:creator>Sid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes but WHY? WHY is he still alive? That&#039;s my question...

I vote we both wear retor 80s duds on our next outing. Which should be booze-free. Or at least booze-lite. Nails, how pissed can we get if we do manicures? Not very. Unless we go to Beauty Bar down on 14th. Which we definitely shouldn&#039;t do, despite their $10 manicure-and-cocktail specials that run weekdays during happy hour. Absolutely not. Nope. Not us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes but WHY? WHY is he still alive? That&#8217;s my question&#8230;</p>
<p>I vote we both wear retor 80s duds on our next outing. Which should be booze-free. Or at least booze-lite. Nails, how pissed can we get if we do manicures? Not very. Unless we go to Beauty Bar down on 14th. Which we definitely shouldn&#8217;t do, despite their $10 manicure-and-cocktail specials that run weekdays during happy hour. Absolutely not. Nope. Not us.</p>
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		<title>By: stolie</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/05/12/breaking-news-david-hasselhoff-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-2259</link>
		<dc:creator>stolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;B&gt;Anita&lt;/B&gt;: THANK YOU for sharing this!!! I *love* it. :) They kind of cheat with the wax strip thing because it turns when you click on it; it&#039;s kind of hard to line it up right ...

&lt;B&gt;Mel Chickk&lt;/B&gt;: Yep, it&#039;s true. It&#039;s &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384254/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;in production&lt;/A&gt; as we speak. The Hoff is the main character.

&lt;B&gt;El&lt;/B&gt;: HILARIOUS!!!! :)

&lt;B&gt;MamaChristy&lt;/B&gt;: This is GREAT!!! Where do you guys find this stuff?!?! :)

&lt;B&gt;Jay&lt;/B&gt;: I used to dream of own a car like Kit. I thought that would have been the coolest thing in the world.

&lt;B&gt;AWE&lt;/B&gt;: Ooooh, please share! :)

&lt;B&gt;goldennib&lt;/B&gt;: Anything to help a reader out. You wondered what he&#039;s up to. I post a story to let you know. AND, as an added bonus, other fellow reader post HILARIOUS websites about the Hoff. That&#039;s Funky Brown Love! :)

&lt;B&gt;AmyD&lt;/B&gt;: Believe it or not, I kind of like a guy with a lot of hair. I think hairy men are sexy ... By the way, I loved &quot;The Macarena&quot;. :) But, I&#039;m not really the Queen of Good Music Tastes because I actually saw Milli Vanilli in concert ...

&lt;B&gt;Nics&lt;/B&gt;: I checked my box the other day and I got your card. THANK YOU!!!! You&#039;re the greatest. :)

&lt;B&gt;ET&lt;/B&gt;: Yeah, the Hoff certainly has a lot of chutzpuh! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Anita</b>: THANK YOU for sharing this!!! I *love* it. :) They kind of cheat with the wax strip thing because it turns when you click on it; it&#8217;s kind of hard to line it up right &#8230;</p>
<p><b>Mel Chickk</b>: Yep, it&#8217;s true. It&#8217;s <a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384254/" rel="nofollow">in production</a> as we speak. The Hoff is the main character.</p>
<p><b>El</b>: HILARIOUS!!!! :)</p>
<p><b>MamaChristy</b>: This is GREAT!!! Where do you guys find this stuff?!?! :)</p>
<p><b>Jay</b>: I used to dream of own a car like Kit. I thought that would have been the coolest thing in the world.</p>
<p><b>AWE</b>: Ooooh, please share! :)</p>
<p><b>goldennib</b>: Anything to help a reader out. You wondered what he&#8217;s up to. I post a story to let you know. AND, as an added bonus, other fellow reader post HILARIOUS websites about the Hoff. That&#8217;s Funky Brown Love! :)</p>
<p><b>AmyD</b>: Believe it or not, I kind of like a guy with a lot of hair. I think hairy men are sexy &#8230; By the way, I loved &#8220;The Macarena&#8221;. :) But, I&#8217;m not really the Queen of Good Music Tastes because I actually saw Milli Vanilli in concert &#8230;</p>
<p><b>Nics</b>: I checked my box the other day and I got your card. THANK YOU!!!! You&#8217;re the greatest. :)</p>
<p><b>ET</b>: Yeah, the Hoff certainly has a lot of chutzpuh! :)</p>
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		<title>By: ET</title>
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		<dc:creator>ET</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 06:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very entertaining everyone... and he is nice to look at...
and for the cliche&#039;

He made lemons out of lemonade. got to give him credit for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very entertaining everyone&#8230; and he is nice to look at&#8230;<br />
and for the cliche&#8217;</p>
<p>He made lemons out of lemonade. got to give him credit for that.</p>
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		<title>By: Nics</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nics</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 02:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my part of Europe we do NOT listen to the Hoff and revel in his orangey goodness. I did however contemplate buying a Hoff t-shirt transfer from eBay for the cheese factor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my part of Europe we do NOT listen to the Hoff and revel in his orangey goodness. I did however contemplate buying a Hoff t-shirt transfer from eBay for the cheese factor.</p>
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		<title>By: AmyD</title>
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		<dc:creator>AmyD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, David looks really good without all that chest hair, Anita!  Hahaha!  Thanks for that - I laughed out loud at the &quot;Are you knitting a jumper?&quot; response.  That&#039;s one jumper I wouldn&#039;t take advantage of...  ;o)

OK, seriously, has anyone ever heard this guy SING?!?!  Makes me wonder if people over in Europe have overtly severe hearing problems.  What in the hell are they thinking spending money on that shit?  Wow...  But then again, I believe &quot;The Macarena&quot; was hot once in the U.S., so I guess I shouldn&#039;t be too harsh.  

And for the record, I HATED THAT SONG from day one.  See, I&#039;m not completely pathetic...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, David looks really good without all that chest hair, Anita!  Hahaha!  Thanks for that &#8211; I laughed out loud at the &#8220;Are you knitting a jumper?&#8221; response.  That&#8217;s one jumper I wouldn&#8217;t take advantage of&#8230;  ;o)</p>
<p>OK, seriously, has anyone ever heard this guy SING?!?!  Makes me wonder if people over in Europe have overtly severe hearing problems.  What in the hell are they thinking spending money on that shit?  Wow&#8230;  But then again, I believe &#8220;The Macarena&#8221; was hot once in the U.S., so I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be too harsh.  </p>
<p>And for the record, I HATED THAT SONG from day one.  See, I&#8217;m not completely pathetic&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: goldennib</title>
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		<dc:creator>goldennib</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He has nice thighs.

Both Wax Hoff and Hooked on a feelin&#039; are funny.

I was just wondering what he was up to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He has nice thighs.</p>
<p>Both Wax Hoff and Hooked on a feelin&#8217; are funny.</p>
<p>I was just wondering what he was up to.</p>
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		<title>By: AWE</title>
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		<dc:creator>AWE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 23:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He used to have my dream job. No not singing or driving the car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He used to have my dream job. No not singing or driving the car.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Once in a while (when can I remember to do it) I like to say &#039;Hello Michael&#039; in a creepy voice whenever someone gets into a car with me. 

My friends don&#039;t find it that funny but I don&#039;t let that stop me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once in a while (when can I remember to do it) I like to say &#8216;Hello Michael&#8217; in a creepy voice whenever someone gets into a car with me. </p>
<p>My friends don&#8217;t find it that funny but I don&#8217;t let that stop me.</p>
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