Shut Up And Give Us Mitch!
May 24th, 2006 ·
Usually, this is how it works: I post Words o’ Goofdom here at the Funky Brown Chick; people read them and leave comments to express their personal reactions and/or give advice; and then we all have an interesting little exchange about relevant (or irrelevant) things in life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Judging from yesterday’s comments … or should I say “the relative lack thereof” … I can only assume that the general sentiment is: “shut up and give us Mitch.” :) Really, it’s amazing; I post *one* Canadian hottie on my blog and the entire landscape changes. I’m not joking. Typically, only 5-10% of my readers are from Canada. Lately, 70 – 90% of my daily visitors are Canucks.
Hmmm … If I’m anything, I’m loyal to my readers. So, here’s what we’re going to do: we’re going to let this Mitch-A-Rama, also known as Hottie Hookup 2006, continue for another day or two. If you haven’t read the original “Why Is This Man Single” post, click HERE to read it. And, to answer the question that a few Maple Leaf Women who contacted me yesterday asked—NO, it’s not too late. Email me and I’ll put you in contact with Mitch. Or, click HERE to forward the original post to anyone who may know a good single woman in Vancouver.
But, I’m warning you people … this will not last forever. Mitch-A-Palooza will officially end on Friday. (Email me before it’s too late.) On one hand, I’m glad that everyone is so interested in Mitch. On the other hand, after yesterday, I must admit that I feel a little neglected. So, yeah, I mean it: this Mitch stuff ends on Friday, dammit! After that, you can either stay here for non-Mitch-related posts or visit Mitch’s blog. I hope you’ll do both. :) Oh, and, for the straight male readers out there … I haven’t forgotten about you. Coming soon: more pictures of bra and panty sets.
Hi, I'm 
You seemed to have opened a Pandora’s box!
There seems to be ONE demographic that you’re seriously neglecting -points at self-
Darwin: I know!!! :)
jay: Sweetie!! I have nothing but love for you!!! How about this … GAY MEN - Feel free to drool over Mitch’s pics and/or laugh at this satirical post about Americans’ obsession with non-issues; LESBIANS - Don’t forget to tune in for the upcoming bra and panty sets; BISEXUALS - um, well, I guess you’re so special that can choose to do both … either that or you can stop being so fucking greedy. ;)
I was beginning to wonder about the blog. I will patiently wait for the bra and panty sets.
Stolie, you rock sister woman!
I would like to see the bra and panty sets too. Just because I am gay does not mean I don’t appreciate true beauty! Mwah!
I love you, Stolie, and you are much better than some hot, blonde, 6+ foot tall surfer, who is socially conscious and …. who am I kidding? Totally in agreement with Jay here!
LOL! I just read your post to bisexuals! Hilarious!
How about this, Stolie? Just continue to write about what the hell you want. I’ll be reading. :-P
Stolie,
Don’t start feeling neglected, if nothing else, all of these people coming to read your blog because of me will keep on coming to read your blog long after I’ve fallen down the list - why?
Because you’re awesome, funny, and well, you’re the Funky Brown Chick from New York… enough said…
You know, it’s a free country, I can look at pretty things, regardless of the flavor.
P.S. I’ll be singing:
hoe - moe - sex - u - el marriage
all night, now. Thanks allot.
Mitch is fine and all, but I love me some funky brown!
You can count me as one of your loyal readers Stolie. Mitch or no Mitch. Thought I must admit to having a fondness for Canadians…. but alas, Mitch is far too young for me.
AWE: Coming soon …
Tonito Bandito: THANKS!! :) And, I’m glad that you want to see the bra and panty set, too. YAY!!! I’ll even let you pick the color. Which do you prefer - BLUE or GREEN? :)
Howard: I love you, too! :)
Mitch: You’re such a sweetie! No worries. As I said in my comment on the previous post, I’m a youngest child. (Technically, the younger of 2, I only have one sibling.) At any rate, I was just having a ‘the world should and does revolve around me’ moment. I’m better now … but, still, your time in my spotlight ends tomorrow kid!! Didn’t your read my liner notes?!?!? This diva was born to be in stage … ALONE! ;)
goldennib: Well, when you put it that way … Go for it! :) I’m not one to stand in the way of personal freedoms …
MamaChristy: And, I love me some MamaChristy. *smooches*
lala: Thanks! And, by the way, there’s no such thing as “too young”. As long as they’re legal, younger men are sexy. When I’m 50, I hope that I can shake my ass and rock the tiny-weeny mini skirt w/ long legs combo like Tina Turner. AND … I want to have a young Smith Jerrod by my side, too!
… oh yeah … I almost forgot. I *LOVE* my lurkers, too!!! :)
Oh, did you really think we were going to desert you? Or think we were only coming here to see Mitch? Cuz’ I now also head to his blog for my mitch-fix, as well as yours (and I always visit your FIRST!). Ha!
It’s all about you, Stolie. The (internet) world revolves on YOUR ass. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. :o)
screw Mitch, I want the Funky Brown Chick!
AmyD & Anhoni Patel: You are both too cute!!!
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