Well, heeeeellllo sailor …
“Ooooh, look—seamen in the streets of New York City!“ That’s right, folks. It’s Fleet Week. In case you don’t live in New York and/or you didn’t see the Sex and the City episode, Fleet Week is a military tradition. Once a year and for 1 week only, Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard ships deployed abroad make their way back to our lovely city. Ships dock and tons of sexy mofos wearing white uniforms and little white caps on top of their heads come pouring into the streets. They mix, they mingle, they crowd the sidewalks, and they … well, at least some probably do … eventually catch whichever STD is currently raging war against the city’s genitals these days.
Hmmm … I think the whole Hottie-Sailor-in-a-Uniform thing is hot but, oddly enough, I can’t say that I’ve ever really fantasized about getting it on with a sailor. Tonight, Bro and I have tentative plans to go Seamen Hunting. Fret not. There will be no lascivious activities—just a bunch of goofy posed photos with the sailors and a few rounds of free drinks I’m sure. Should be fun … Two thoughts: (1) what are your plans for this weekend? (2) the next bra & panty date is Monday; this time, I’m thinking either the blue set or the green one.
May 26th, 2006 at 8:00 am
Sounds like potential for an extremely fun night! Lucky you..
My weekend? Molecular evolution and phylogenetics! (you really shouldn’t ask!).
Have fun!
May 26th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Hey! I was a seamen. First-class, even! (That’s right, I was Seamen First-Class Semones. I NEVER got any shit for that) And I never got an STD until I was long out of the Navy. HA! Uh, not that I’ve ever had one, of course. Nasty buggers.
And I’ve done sailors. They are good, but Army guys are better in bed. …..uh, so I’ve heard. Gotta run. The NIS is after me again.
May 26th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I don’t know if I could handle that…I’m getting all tingly just thinking about all those sexually-repressed, hot men in uniforms. Hooo-boy! And, the HOTTEST man to EVER appear on Sex and the City is by far that southern sailor (Louis, was it?) that Carrie met in the Fleet Week episode. Good Lord, that man is hot (played by Daniel Sunjata from “Rescue Me”).
Say “seaman” fast three times. Hee hee!
Hello, my name is AmyD, and I’m horny and immature. Take me as I am. ;o)
May 26th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Darwin: I’m excited; I hear there’s even a parade or something along Broadway later today. By the way, what the hell is/are phylogenetics?!?! Wait. Check that. I don’t want to know.
Howard: YOU CRACK ME UP!!!! :) Were you seriously “Seaman First-Class Semones”? And, NO ONE gave you shit about that??? Funny! :)
AmyD: I laughed out loud when I read your comment. You guys are on a roll today! And, yeah, Daniel is hot. He has lived in FL, IL, and NY. So have I. I can’t believe I’ve not met him yet. :) By the way, IMDB has a really sexy picture of him posted. Click here to see it.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:33 am
No, no, that was sarcasm. I got oceans of shit for that.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Oceans of shit? In the Navy? :)
May 26th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
When I saw the ships cruising into NYC on the news last night, I said to myself, “Stolie’s gonna get a good blog post out of this.” I canna wait.
May 26th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Oh God bless you for linking that pic…I’m all hot and bothered now. How, how, HOW can he be so HOT? Whew.
Oh, and he’s a fellow Bush-hater. Loved his shirt: “International Terrorist.” Good shit. Hot AND smart. ;o)
May 26th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Eeeeyeah. This weekend…I got nuthin’. Well, I have to write a story, but that’s it. So, Da Vinci Code and X-Men!
Ah, Danny Sunjata. I told you I saw him in Times Square? I think. I did not jump him. Does that make me officially a new yorker?
May 26th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
I’d love to jet up to NY and cruise the town looking for HOT guys in uniform! (unfortunately I’ll have to stay in Texas…. no plans……. sigh)
May 26th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
My favorite color is green, btw…
May 27th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Carlos: It’s like you already know me. :)
AmyD: :)
Sid: Yep, I think it’s safe to say that you’re definitely a New Yorker now!
E: Well, at least you guys have better weather in Texas at the moment. It’s been a little damp and rainy here in NYC lately. But, last night was nice.
MamaChristy: I will keep that in mind!:)
May 27th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Oh Stolie you lucky lucky woman!It’s Saturday night over here at the mo and I have no plans other than trying to forget all the evil customers I had today. I think I hear a cold alcoholic beverage calling me…Have fun with the sailors!
May 27th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I want to see the green bra and panty set myself….
Seamen in the City, Oh my !!
I am jealous!!
May 28th, 2006 at 10:31 am
I just love a man in uniform! :P
May 28th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Lemme pack my dungarees and dixie cup and I’ll be on the next flight up.
May 29th, 2006 at 6:48 am
Nics: Hope the cold alcoholic beverage was nice! :)
Tonito Bandito: It seemed that there were millions of them. I didn’t hook up with anyone, but we went out every night and I don’t think that we ever went to one place that didn’t have at least a couple seamen.
Hanuman1960: Don’t we all! :)
Raymond: :)