The Worst of the Funky Brown Chick

#5. The One Where I Was Misunderstood. I’m kind of a freak about weight; I won’t let myself get over 125 lbs, but I won’t let myself get under 115 either. I haven’t been to the gym in a little while because my schedule is all out of whack with temping & classes. Even still, when I can’t make it to the gym, I walk/jog everywhere that I have to go instead of taking the train. Daily, I get a “work out” in some way or another. So, when I put up the post about my love of the show “The Biggest Loser”, I really meant it when I said “It’s a great show!” Weight loss is serious stuff. Really, it’s not just about conquering the desire to eat a donut; it’s about conquering yourself. Don’t believe me? You should watch The Biggest Loser. During the finals, it’s inevitable that someone’s boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / family / whatever cries when they see the slimmer version of the contestant, their loved one. And, they never say: “Jim-Bob looks great now that he lost exactly 124 pounds.” They always say something about his/her increased energy, self-love, self confidence, level of happiness, or health. Weight loss is about getting your outside to look like the person that’s on the inside. (Granted, the show is a bit over the top and raunchy; hence, I added, “it’s so bad it’s good!”) But, when one of my readers commented on the post, “What is [it] with our obsession [with] watching losers struggle? Maybe it makes us feel better about ourselves. Well, whatever the reason, [it’s] quite entertaining,” I think my intention was misunderstood. I was going to respond to the reader’s comment right after it was posted but I figured it would take whole post, or a paragraph at the very least, to explain. I planned on doing that, but then I forgot about it until just now when I was scanning my archives to find posts that didn’t work as well as others. So, I guess this is just a really long way of saying what I wanted to say, which is: I don’t think the show is entertaining neccessarily, I think it’s inspiring.

#4. That Time I Gave My Blog to My Friends. Damn Pegs, Mags, and Bro straight to hell for revealing all the secrets of my inner-self!!!!

#3. The Random, Sentimental Posts about Poetry, Books, or Movies. For the most part, I think people come to the Funky Brown Chick to read my impressions of life in New York City and to hear about my crazy encounters with dating & men. So, when I start posting random-ass things about “My Favorite Book” or “What I Like about the Tagline of This Movie”, I think it kind of freaks people out.

#2. The Most Depressing Post in the World. I shit you not, I really thought that I was going to lose all of my readers after I put that one up. I was pretty depressed. I’d just lost my job and I was freaking out about what I was going to do to survive in New York.

#1. Good Ol’ Ralphie. The day that you all arrived at the Funky Brown Chick to discover an entire post about the 1980s star Ralph Macchio, a loud “WTF?!?!” could be heard from all four corners of the world.


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MamaChristy June 21, 2006 at 9:44 am

Really? I didn’t have a problem with any of those. I thought the April Fools joke was the worst. I’m still mad about that one. Bitch.

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E June 21, 2006 at 11:19 am

You KNOW that we will read – and comment on just about anything you write.

I agree with you about the show… I cracked up on the Ralph Macchio bit. We all need a little light hearted humor now and again.

I’m with MC on the April Fools my heart skipped a beat when I Read it…. really!!

Ok, I’m off to SA see you in a few!

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Howard June 21, 2006 at 11:26 am

That was the worst? You got it made, girl.

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AmyD June 21, 2006 at 12:42 pm

Huh, even you at your worst is better than me at my best. But why didn’t add to that the one about David The Hoff? He creeps me out. ;o)

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Pegs June 21, 2006 at 1:20 pm

You’re welcome, honey!

There’s some old saying about damning an Irishman to hell so that he can look forward to the trip. I think it applies to Irish-American women as well.

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AWE June 21, 2006 at 2:10 pm

The day that I saw the Ralph Macchio, I did say WTF?

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Papigiulio June 21, 2006 at 2:46 pm

Ey congrats on your 1 year anniversary. I’m still waiting for more cotton pics :P hahaha

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kypris June 21, 2006 at 9:08 pm

I think reading random posts is just as entertaining as reading about NYC – we get to learn about YOU. If we wanted to learn just about NYC, we’d read a tour guide. Getting your POV on the city includes getting to know you… or at least it makes it more entertaining and interesting.

Of course, I agree with the April Fools comments *makes angry face* … and maybe some of your posts have thrown me for a loop but it’s all good in the end ;)

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Raymond June 21, 2006 at 10:36 pm

Oh I’m sorry. My accounting must be fucked up. I was supposed to be taking points away for those posts.

Oops

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stolie June 21, 2006 at 11:51 pm

MamaChristy: Wow! You guys are *still* mad about April Fools? What can I do to make it up to you?

E: That’s a very very very nice thing to say. Thanks :) … Enjoy SA!!

Howard: Thanks! :)

AmyD: I *loved* the post about Herr Hoff!!! He’s a very special person … It takes a lot of be “The Hoff”.

Pegs: You know I luvs me some of you, sweetcheeks! :)

AWE: Yeah, I don’t think anyone liked that post. :) Just for shits and giggles, I’ll put up another “Where Are They Now” post in the future …

Papigiulio: Thanks, baby! *smooches* … And, stay tuned … I’m sure I’ll break out the underwear again in the near future.

kypris: Awwww, those were such kind words. Thanks. :)

Raymond: Yeah, it’s the math; it gets us every time. :)

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AmyD June 22, 2006 at 11:22 am

Hahahaa! Yeah, I was only giving you shit about The Hoff. I know you have a special place in your heart for our Kit-Driving guy. ;o)

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stolie June 22, 2006 at 12:29 pm

I *HEART* The Hoff. :)

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missbhavens June 25, 2006 at 3:07 pm

I agree with kypris. Without learning more about what makes you you. Keep those random sentimental posts coming.

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stolie June 26, 2006 at 4:00 pm

Awwww, thanks! :)

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missbhavens June 27, 2006 at 6:03 pm

looking back at that sentence I see there were some cut and paste issues. But you get the idea…

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stolie June 27, 2006 at 6:27 pm

No prob. I totally got it. :)

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