Angelina Jolie: Droolworthy or Not?
Okay, okay … yesterday we rated a guy. So, today, it’s only fair that we talk about a woman. (NOTE: Before we move on … remember to tune in your televisions at 2:00pm New York / 8:00pm Paris; Zidane is going to make a statement about the headbutting incident. Okay, moving right along …)
I don’t get Angelina Jolie. I mean, sure, she’s sexy, but she kind of seems like she’d be a bit of a crazy lady. Remember the vials of blood?!?!? Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think she’s a bad person. On the contrary, I think she has done a ton of great things to use her Celebrity Powers for good. For example, she and Brad Pitt sold pictures of Baby Shiloh Nouvel to People Magazine for $4 million and gave all of the money to charities in Africa. And, of course, she promotes peace throughout the world as a UN Goodwill Ambassador. Hmmm … She’s a tough one. Sexy, but not hot. Uses powers for good, but she’s a little offbeat (read: crazy). Okay, my final call on this woman is … Actions = Droolworthy. Looks = Not. What’s your opinion? For a moment, stop staring at her lips and answer this question: Angelina Jolie: is she droolworthy or not?
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Muchas Gracias to Kypris for introducing the word “droolworthy” to the world!!
July 12th, 2006 at 10:07 am
I think she’s droolworthy.
July 12th, 2006 at 11:38 am
It’s all about the pouty lips, the incredible eyes, and the smirk she always seems to be wearing.
Is she droolworthy? Yes, most definately.
Is she also freaking weird? Yes, she most definately is.
But it doesn’t take away from her droolworthiness to look at, though I think Brad Pitt probably has bitton off more than he can chew!
July 12th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
She is a tough one…I totally “get” why men think she’s the hottest thing ever. It’s the lips and the boobs and all that eyeliner…and she’s a bit bitchy, which so many men seem to really get off on.
I actually don’t think she’s that freaky, I think she’s got typical Daddy issues and has simply taken “acting out to get attention” into her thirties.
And I agree with Mitch: BP has not yet realized what he’s gotten himself into. Too bad they started breeding.
July 12th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I don’t know. The drool has a long way to travel out of her mouth.
July 12th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
totally droolworthy, sexy, and gorgeous.
charismatic, powerful, feminine… a siren.
July 12th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
You know, I think it’s all about weather he stylist was there for the picture or not. Sometimes, those lips are so freaking huge that she just looks like, well, a freak. Other times, she is one of the most lovely women I have even seen.
While I think all the humanitarian stuff is great, I would have totally bought on of those “Team Jen” shirts if I lived in Hollywood. If BP wasn’t happy with Jen, he should have gotten out of that before he hooked up with Angie. Between that and the kissing her brother (it’s so “Middlesex“!) I just can’t bring myself to be uber impressed but her humanitarian stuff. I’d be a lot more impressed if it didn’t seem like her good deeds were being done to make up for the fact that she is a wackjob.
July 12th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
I think she’s quite droolworthy. She has the whole sultry dangerous seductive look down to a pat.
July 12th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
I’ve got to go clean all the drool off my keyboard. Thanks.
July 12th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
I personally think she looks dirty (quoting a guy I know: “I think she looks like she SMELLS”). And YES, I’m aware than many men think dirty = hot/droolworthy/fuckworthy.
Would I sleep with her? Only if I could be in the middle, I could be “spooned” by her man, and I didn’t have to touch her dirty-lookin’ self. But I’d bring my own pillow – those pillow-lips look like she’s one drooly-jolie. ;o)
July 12th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
I second what AmyD said!!
I HONESTLY do not get what men see in her…then again some (see how I used the word SOME??) men only look at looks especially if there is no chance that they’ll ever be with the person and don’t look at their personaility. Sure…she’s done tons of great things…could those great things be done right here in the United States…yup…and the whole brother thing…yeah…she’s weird…and I’m saddened that BP decided to breed with her :-(
July 12th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I feel so special – my word is being used! ;)
I can understand why the guys would find her droolworthy. She can sometimes be physically totally droolworthy (all my friends would agree – both guys and girls) but then at other times she seems a little off, and she looks kind of freaky. But overall or on average, I’d say she is (physically). Emotionally etc, I don’t know enough to have an opinion.
I do find that it seems like she’s trying to make up for something with all her humanitarian actions, although that doesn’t necessarily make them less praiseworthy; they just don’t seem as sincere. I guess I’m kind of agreeing with mamachristy here.
However, I don’t think I follow celebrities’ actions enough to have my opinion count fully re: Angelina’s actions.
July 12th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
I’m not drooling over her, but I do kinda want to be her.
Erm.
July 12th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Oi. Tough one there. I think sometimes she’s hot, and sometimes she’s not. I agree with Mamachristy, that her stylist is quite important when it comes to my hot-or-not decision. Lighting for one thing, make up, clothes etc. I mean all we ever get is Pics&Pixels, right? But on the whole, I think she’s ‘crazysexycool’.
Fire
July 12th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
definatly droolworthy…i think she is a awesome woman. beautiful inside and out…
July 13th, 2006 at 8:25 am
I can see what other people find attractive about her and on a superficial level only will I say that she is droolworthy. She may do lots of work for charity etc but she showed her true colours by doing the dirty on Jen. And yes I know it takes two to tango and I don’t find Brad Pitt as attractive anymore either. If you can cheat once you can cheat again.
July 13th, 2006 at 8:25 am
I’m going to have to go against the majority and say ‘no’.
I just can’t get past the ‘husband-stealing’ probabilities (yeah, yeah she denies it because her daddy cheated…whatever…)
So not cool=so not droolworthy.
July 13th, 2006 at 9:54 am
Tramps: Okay, let the tally begin. One for droolworthy.
Mitch: Make that two for droolworthy + 1 vote for she’s freakin’ weird. :)
missbhavens: I totally agree with you; men do kind of get off on the whole bitch factor thing … just as much (if not more) than women get off on the “asshole” thing. Hmm, I’ll think about this and write up a post about it for Thursday.
Howard: Wait a minute, I think I hear a cat somewhere …
Ryann Rain: That’s 4 votes for droolworthy.
MamaChristy: Vote count: Droolworthy 4 …but only because she has a good stylist 1. :)
Darwin: Droolworthy now at 5
Carlos: Six.
AmyD: Dirrrrty: 1.
Kelly: Dirrrr (+ an extra “r”) ty: 2.
kypris: Vote count: Droolworthy 5. Various levels of dirty: 2. The stylist saves her ass: 2.
Jay: Angelina vagina envy: 1. ;)
Firefly: Hmmmm … I see a trend here. It’s all about her stylist …
Dancergirl: Another one for droolworthy.
Nics: Ohhh, I’m going to take a sidebar here to say, “GOOD POINT.” I completely agree with you. I firmly believe that if someone cheats with you, they’ll eventually cheat on you. Hence, I’d never date a married man. Karma is a big bitch, and I’m too scare to fuck with her.
lala: YEAH!!! That’s *1* more vote for NOT droolworthy. Way to go lala! Doesn’t it feel good to go against the crowd? :)
July 13th, 2006 at 10:08 am
By the way … make that “too scared” instead of “too scare”
July 13th, 2006 at 11:14 am
i think shes weird.
think she looks wierd too…
i dunno…gues i have abnormal tastes
July 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I think she can be very hot. She could stand to gain a few pounds–she’s got little toothpick arms and legs–but other than that, I think she’s lovely. Crazy? Maybe.
I will not hate on her humanitarianism, and I’ll tell you why: She and Brad, though they cuold have done the same thing here, blah blah, are two of maybe three celebrities (the other being Bono) who seem to give a fuck about Africa. You know, that little, poverty-stricken, ignored continent to the east of us? They have done a great job of, at least to some extent–keeping cameras over there by their very presence.
So, yay them. We can haggle all we want about where they spend their charity bucks or what their motivations are, but 1. It ain’t our money, so who are we to say where or how it is spent and 2. At least they are giving. $4 million could have gotten them a nice little Hollywood cottage just for Mad and Z to use as a playroom, and there are plenty of rich people who’d do that instead of care about anyone else…
July 13th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
imperfect: Yes, I agree, that woman is a bit weird.
Sid: I meant to comment on that, but I forgot. For now, I’m just add: here, here. :)
July 14th, 2006 at 12:33 am
Honey, I would so crawl in the middle of Brad and Angelina and be the meat in their sandwich. Have you seen their interviews on 20/20 and/or Cooper’s 360??
I fell in love with Brad after seeing his and now I love her too!
I wish more rich, successful people cared as much about the world as these two do!
I love them both!
July 14th, 2006 at 7:27 am
I didn’t see either of the interview but I, too, love all of the good things that they’re doing in the world. It’s definitely more than most of us could do. And, it’s more than most celebrities care to do.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Angie is totally droolworthy. And I’m a straight girl.
July 18th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Hmmm, another vote for droolworthy??? I’m not a Jolie fan, but it seems like a lot of people are. She must have “something” going on. :)
July 25th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
angelina has that adronogonous (? sp) quality that makes her weird to some and very sexy to others. i know gay men and straight women who like her. so maybe adrogony is the new sexy??
October 6th, 2006 at 12:49 am
I heard that Brad and Angelina are going to India to shoot a movie, some place called Pune? Are they both going to be in it?
October 6th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Hadn’t heard that yet, but I googled it and it appears to be true:
http://in.movies.yahoo.com/060923/43/67vgw.html
It’s not even on IMDB yet so they must be in the fairly early stages of pre-production.