Comments on: The World’s Worst Pickup Lines http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles her life. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:24 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: stolie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4293 stolie Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:18:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4293 #1. I probably would have laughed. #2. Okay, that's like really sad and depressing. Such a turn-off! :( #1. I probably would have laughed.

#2. Okay, that’s like really sad and depressing. Such a turn-off! :(

]]> By: Nics http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4292 Nics Wed, 02 Aug 2006 23:05:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4292 Two weeks ago I had two disturbing lines addressed to me: 1 - I'm from Armagh...how big are your tits? 2 - All I've ever wanted is to settle down and have children.(this was said as he looked into my eyes and followed up by how his ex aborted his baby. I was slightly scared) Two weeks ago I had two disturbing lines addressed to me:
1 – I’m from Armagh…how big are your tits?

2 – All I’ve ever wanted is to settle down and have children.(this was said as he looked into my eyes and followed up by how his ex aborted his baby. I was slightly scared)

]]> By: stolie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4291 stolie Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:34:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4291 <B>Firefly</B>: That's a cute one! <B>Pegs</B>: Oh my dear, sweet, round-bellied baby Buddha above. Wow! Are you serious??? I can't believe a <B>coworker</B> said that ... People never cease to amaze me. Firefly: That’s a cute one!

Pegs: Oh my dear, sweet, round-bellied baby Buddha above. Wow! Are you serious??? I can’t believe a coworker said that … People never cease to amaze me.

]]> By: Pegs http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4290 Pegs Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:56:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4290 Bad: That's a nice color on you. I'd like to see it off of you. Worse: It was delivered by a coworker. Bad:
That’s a nice color on you. I’d like to see it off of you.

Worse:
It was delivered by a coworker.

]]> By: Firefly http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4289 Firefly Sun, 30 Jul 2006 21:01:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4289 'Give it to me bitch'? - Wow. I don't know if this is the cheesiest, but it's all that came to mind: I was at a party that was pretty boring, and decided to leave after a short while. At the door, this (cute) guy looks at me all shocked and asks - What are you doing?! ME (surprised): 'Leaving.' GUY : 'You can't leave!' ME (mystified): 'Why?' GUY: 'I wanted to hit on you later on!' I just stared at him and then started laughing. Smalltalk ensued, a couple months of dating too. I do have a personal worst though: 'Are you from Brazil?' - Lemme think - NO. But that's a whole different story... ‘Give it to me bitch’? – Wow.

I don’t know if this is the cheesiest, but it’s all that came to mind:

I was at a party that was pretty boring, and decided to leave after a short while. At the door, this (cute) guy looks at me all shocked and asks – What are you doing?!

ME (surprised): ‘Leaving.’
GUY : ‘You can’t leave!’
ME (mystified): ‘Why?’
GUY: ‘I wanted to hit on you later on!’

I just stared at him and then started laughing. Smalltalk ensued, a couple months of dating too.

I do have a personal worst though: ‘Are you from Brazil?’ – Lemme think – NO. But that’s a whole different story…

]]> By: stolie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4288 stolie Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:30:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4288 <B>Raymond</B>: :) <B>goldennib</B>: That's sooo true. <B>Howard</B>: You did. <B>missbhavens</B>: That's HILARIOUS!!!!! 'I'm no <I>Michael J. Fox</I>'. What was this guy thinking??? Raymond: :)

goldennib: That’s sooo true.

Howard: You did.

missbhavens: That’s HILARIOUS!!!!! ‘I’m no Michael J. Fox‘. What was this guy thinking???

]]> By: missbhavens http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4287 missbhavens Sun, 30 Jul 2006 16:32:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4287 ohmigod..."Give it to me, Bitch"? I can't top that!! I'm not sure anyone can!!! But the very lamest pick-up line I ever heard was from a guy at American Trash on the UES about 13 years ago... Now I like self-depricating humor, and I like humility in a guy, but this dude is trying to pick me up, realises that I'm not interested and then throws out <I>"...well, I know I'm no Michael J. Fox, or nothin' but..."</I> I have nothing against MJF, in fact, I always thought he was sort of cute. But the idea that he was the standard by which this man was measuring his machismo, well, that's just odd...don't you think? ohmigod…”Give it to me, Bitch”? I can’t top that!! I’m not sure anyone can!!!

But the very lamest pick-up line I ever heard was from a guy at American Trash on the UES about 13 years ago… Now I like self-depricating humor, and I like humility in a guy, but this dude is trying to pick me up, realises that I’m not interested and then throws out

“…well, I know I’m no Michael J. Fox, or nothin’ but…”

I have nothing against MJF, in fact, I always thought he was sort of cute. But the idea that he was the standard by which this man was measuring his machismo, well, that’s just odd…don’t you think?

]]> By: Howard http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4286 Howard Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:05:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4286 Stolie, I have been told I do dance like a black man, but beyond that I'm pretty sure. Besides, I much rather look at black men and lust. Oh, I went there. Stolie, I have been told I do dance like a black man, but beyond that I’m pretty sure. Besides, I much rather look at black men and lust. Oh, I went there.

]]> By: goldennib http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4285 goldennib Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:42:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4285 Any line from a creepy person is horrible. Delivery really does matter. Any line from a creepy person is horrible. Delivery really does matter.

]]> By: Raymond http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-4284 Raymond Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:07:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/07/28/the-world%e2%80%99s-worst-pickup-lines/#comment-4284 Just witnessed this at Kinko's yesterday: <B>Male 20something customer to cute female 20something employee:</B> "You look like you're on top of all this stuff. Have you worked here long?" <B>Cute female 20something employee:</B> Silence Just witnessed this at Kinko’s yesterday:

Male 20something customer to cute female 20something employee: “You look like you’re on top of all this stuff. Have you worked here long?”

Cute female 20something employee: Silence

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