Itâ€™s a weekday evening and Iâ€™m on the phone with Anna-Scarlet. She tells me about a radio show that she listened to earlier in the day, the Kid Craddick morning show. â€œThey were talking about men who wear thongs,â€ she says then pauses. â€œFunky Brown Chick … all I kept thinking about was The Face*.â€
Ooooh, a blast from the past. The Face. I remember him. He was unbelievably gorgeous, and he looked like a caramel-dipped Ken Doll. We dated years ago. Dated. Hmmm, now that I think about it, I donâ€™t even know if youâ€™d call it â€œdatingâ€. He was already â€œdatingâ€ a woman that I absolutely abhorred. She was habitually rude to me for absolutely no reason at all. And, that really pissed me off. So, I fucked her boyfriend, The Face, a couple of times because he was gorgeous and because I didnâ€™t give two shits about how it would make her feel. This is not behavior that I would condone and/or engage in at present. That was a long time ago. I was younger. I was a different person. But, back to the matter at hand … The Face wore a hot pink thong and shaved his pubic hair bald. Because Iâ€™d never dated anyone whoâ€™d worn a thong and/or shaved, I thought it was all a little bit odd. But, over the years, Iâ€™ve come across women and men who have said that itâ€™s perfectly fine for a man to wear a thong. Actually, a lot of strippers wear thongs, and many people think guys in thongs are sexy. (I, however, am not one of those people.) Hmmm, what do you think? A man in a thongâ€”â€œyummy, give me moreâ€ or â€œno thanks, Iâ€™ll passâ€?
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* Over the years, The Face has made somewhat of a name for himself; and, now, his picture can be found in modern magazines.