It’s a weekday evening and I’m on the phone with Anna-Scarlet. She tells me about a radio show that she listened to earlier in the day, the Kid Craddick morning show. “They were talking about men who wear thongs,” she says then pauses. “Funky Brown Chick … all I kept thinking about was The Face*.”
Ooooh, a blast from the past. The Face. I remember him. He was unbelievably gorgeous, and he looked like a caramel-dipped Ken Doll. We dated years ago. Dated. Hmmm, now that I think about it, I don’t even know if you’d call it “dating”. He was already “dating” a woman that I absolutely abhorred. She was habitually rude to me for absolutely no reason at all. And, that really pissed me off. So, I fucked her boyfriend, The Face, a couple of times because he was gorgeous and because I didn’t give two shits about how it would make her feel. This is not behavior that I would condone and/or engage in at present. That was a long time ago. I was younger. I was a different person. But, back to the matter at hand … The Face wore a hot pink thong and shaved his pubic hair bald. Because I’d never dated anyone who’d worn a thong and/or shaved, I thought it was all a little bit odd. But, over the years, I’ve come across women and men who have said that it’s perfectly fine for a man to wear a thong. Actually, a lot of strippers wear thongs, and many people think guys in thongs are sexy. (I, however, am not one of those people.) Hmmm, what do you think? A man in a thong—“yummy, give me more” or “no thanks, I’ll pass”?
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* Over the years, The Face has made somewhat of a name for himself; and, now, his picture can be found in modern magazines.

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no..not me..i couldn’t do that. man thongs have a pouch for your numbers…much better fit.
panties boy..go to Calvin Klein.com and order a thong in the mens section…it’ll change your mind
Panties boy don’t people give you weird looks when you go through the womens panties and buy thongs?
Jon, most of the time no one ever seems to notice, but what happens from time to time is that when I tell the girl in the department that I am buying them for myself she gets excited and helps me all the more.
Not even at Vicky’s does anyone seem to ever pay attention. I have asked about guys shopping in Vicky’s before and they always say that there are tons of straight guys wearing their panties.
one time at walmart i had an armful of panties, thongs, bras, and camis asked to try them on and they said yes.
ok. just telling it from my point of view. buying mens thongs specifally made for men is the limit..but if you want to buy womens panties…go ahead..but why do you need a bra? seriously.
i DO NOT like mens panties i only like womens thongs and panties. its none of your business so BACK OFF!!!
I want a man thong but i want to buy one at a store where should i buy one. walmart nor kohls nor Target carry them =(
i thought i heard somewhere target did..
anywho, i hear calvin klein does a good job. Try a mall, or online?
buy girl panties they feel sooo much better!
the target and walmart near my house both carry man thongs
What thongs from victorias secret do you recommend cameron?
I came across this thread buy chance and read with intrest. I am a 36year old guy married to a beautiful woman for a year now. I have been wearing thongs for years now, and is all i will wear, until i get to a age where i now think enough. If a guy looks good in them fine if not then he should not wear them. I started wearing them by accident i you like. I was out buying underwear and saw this thong, so i tried it and found them very comfortable to wear. Thats all i have in my wardrobe, it’s a personal choice and whatever makes you happy, my wife loves them on me so i dont really worry what people think or say. One of the reasonsi wear them is because with briefs they ride up your butt anyway, and the boxers we get in South Africa have silly cartoon prints and other silly prints, i dont see what makes that sexy. For me its sexy HOMM, EROS,JOCKY,JOCKO branded thong underwear.
Have any of you tried the 2(x)ist y back thong or the ck thong i am thinking about buying one of them?
Whats the 2 x one?
buy the ck thong…it feels great
first off..men dont call them panties..their underwear
What is the back on the ck thong like?
I mean like how wide and stuff is it?
http://www.cku.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/categoryID/ae124f42-76c3-479f-b5bd-ba13b51fe128/productID/11cf0b08-bab6-4fcc-811a-fbf5261a3eb8/
I wear thongs all of the time.They are so comfy.I also wear them at the beach but only if there is no children around,if there is I have a small pair of shorts on. You can go to http://www.koalaswim.com (caution this site has some male frontal nudity suits on it.) You can also go to http://www.prevailsport.com I am 6 foot tall 150 pounds so I am not one of those fat guys in thongs or tiny bathing suits ,I am not gay either.I also have something to fill them with.Go Thongs!
Oh I almost forgot I either shave my pubic area or go to the spa to get waxed if you shave there is a creme you can get so there is no bumps or razor burn.Hope that helps.
I had gastric bypass about 3 years ago so no my body is not in peak physical shape. But i am smaller (in the waist) than i have been in my entire life. So i decided i wanted to try to wear some string bikini underwear and thongs. I must say they are the most comfortable underwear i have ever worn. I still feel a little embarassed wearing them in front of my wife because i know i do not look as awesome or as fit as the guy on the box but they make me feel very sexy.
I just stumbled onto this website. It is interesting to me because I’ve been wearing thong bikinis for years. I live at an apartment and I wear the smallest thong bikini I could purchase, and “tailored it”. At first some people were indignant about seeing a guy in a thong. Especially if I was tanning sole, (if I was in the presences of a girl tanning there was less finger pointing). Over the years people have called the police but when they arrive to check out the situation they leave me along. In the six years I’ve been wearing thong bikinis to my apartment pool, no person, guy or girl has gotten up and left upon my arrival. This leads me to conclude that whoever called the property manager or police was probably some prude sitting in their apartmet picking through their drawn blinds. I also wear my thong on the beach. My favorite is Venice Beach in California, where I am not the only guy wearing a thong. I love the sun on my butt and the attention is a bit of a rush as well. While I enjoy wearing thong bikinis I am not a fan of thong underwear, because of a thing guys call “swap butt” I hate it when I sweat… well guys you know what I’m talking about. By the way I’m in my early 40′s and straight.
Do any of you know where you can buy g-strings or string thongs for men besides on the internet?
Nope.
Hey panties boy i went to wal mart the other day and bought some of the no boundaries thongs and i actually like them. i was wondering if you have tried any of their g strings because those are what i really want and if they worked out good.
If it’s girly… Why do Body Builers shave their chest? A hairy chest is macho. I’d love to see any of these commentors tell a body builder shaving their chest is girly. Didn’t CA. Gov. Arnold shave his “girly” chest? There are many (overweight) hairy men who need not try on a thong. Why? because they would never ever look good in one anyhow, period.
Come to think of it… there are a lot of overweight young people. Too many young men can’t even run one and a half miles, they are not phyiscally fit, not even physically fit to wear a thong. At the age of 21, I could run three miles in twentyone minutes, that’s a seven minute mile. Stan Cambell? Is this man for real, nah! Fake as the writer himself. Whimp, coward, homophobic and most likely can’t handle his inner feelings when he looks at another male, a male who looks better than himself. Grow-up little Stan (what ever you’re real name may be, it’s not Stan Cambell either). Your subliminal (comment dtd April 17th) message is lame, as is pantiesboy15, who most likely is also Stan
I missed this post, but HELL NO, thongs have been made specifically for women. Like cars have been specifially made for men :P
Really Papigiuio… U don’t even know the history of thongs, much less cars. What? You feel terrible or something when u see another male wearing a thong, it’s not for immature people, it’s for real adult women and real adult men, who may like what they see when each other wears one. Control you’re inner feelings Papigiulo, cars where made for real adult women, they sit in them, they feel the hot leather seats, they caress them, they run they’re hands over the solid steering-wheel, they feel the stiffness of that diameter. Maybe, you’ll think about that for awhile. Actually, cars where made for women, men are just the mechanics that fix them when they break. P-)
Papigiulio… you are a homophobic male, made especially for men of your nature. You pal around, even live together. You’re the type that most likely needs another male companion to go out and do things, play baseball, soccer, movies, drive around in your street cars, etc. Hell, you’ probably can’t even go on a date without your male friend and his date being by your side. Grow up, if you want to express your opinions, do so postively.
Oh, one more thing Papigiulio, you’re probably still living at home with your parents. Hell, your probably still in your twentys or thirdies. Yep, you drive a corvette, too. You can’t afford rent, because the auto insurance is more than you can afford. Come to think of it, if you don’t have a corvette, I’m certain you ride a bicycle and still live with your parent(s). You know nothing about wearing underwear either.
Frankly mens tighty whiteys and boxers etc.. are boring and dont even fit right. No ones body is shaped like a pair of boxers. Panties offer style and comfort. Man thongs like at target are very bulky and oversized, the front pouch is weird looking becasue it is too big, i prefer flat front undies, which panteis are made. Women can now buy womens boxer briefs and boxers but no one calls it gross or butch. Why is that considered ok? But guys cant wear panties, keep in mind its the 21st century
Women wearing guy like stuff and guys not being allowed to wear girly underwear is a DOUBLE STANDARD!!!
Well, I may be a minority, but I am a male, and I wear thongs. I am an active person, and when I run/jog, boxers are so damn uncomfortable. Briefs, also tend to wrinkle up and cause discomfort. I tried thongs about a year ago, and I found out that when I run, it is like having nothing at all. I have all the support where I need it (in the front), and none where I don’t (butt). They are great, and comfortable. I really don’t care if they look sexy or not, as long as they are comfortable. Boxers are for older inactive men, briefs are ok, but uncomfortable. Thongs rule, and like it or not, thongs are not a new invention, they are very ancient. Almost every ancient civilization has used them for their practicality, and comfort. Think of the aztecs, indians, african natives, they all wear thong-like garments.
Just to correct that dude that says “thongs were invented for women”. No, they were not invented for women. As i said before, thongs have been used by men for 1000s of years. An American fashion designer, brought the thong (as we know it) from Brazil, as a new form of underwear for women. It has been ever since that thongs have been labeled as “for women”. That is totally wrong, it is perfectly OK for men, to wear thongs and it is nothing new. It doesn’t mean, you’re gay, or anything like that. I just simply means, that you are secure enough with your masculinity to wear comfortable underwear, which some people associate with “women underwear”. As i said on my previous post, I’ve been wearing thongs for just over a year, and have thrown my boxers and briefs away, I’ll never go back.
I am a 36 year-old straight guy who wears either thongs or bikini underwear. Boxers are so uncomfortable. I switched to bikinis when I was in my early 20s and to thongs in my late 20s. My g/fs have never had a problem with them. I especially like thongs when I go to the gym or when I jog. As the guy above stated, they give support where I need it (in the front) and none where I don’t (in the back). Plus, my g/f says it makes my ass look great when we are running (I am up for anything that turns her on – and believe me it does). As for for my thong showing, if it does it does. I am confident in who I am and wear what is most suitable for me. The only drawback to thongs is in the winter – especially if you sit outside. The buttcheeks get cold pretty quick without the underwear layer. But since I live in the southern U.S., I pretty much wear thongs all the time, or when all are in the wash then I wear my bikini briefs.
As a straight man who’s been wearing men’s thongs for a couple of years, if a guy finds them comfortable and pleasant to wear, then what’s the problem? Comfort is the primary reason I wear them. They go under my clothes and I’m not going to wear them on the beach. So, other than my wife, I don’t care who knows I where thongs. Guys, if you haven’t tried wearing a thong, you should give them a try before you diss them. They are particular comfortable in the hot steamy climate of Florida, which is where I live. It’s like you wearing nothing at all, but at the same time you avoid the SBS (Sticky Balls Syndrome) that you get by going commando. If your opinion that it’s gay for man to wear a thong, then you might reconsider? It’s takes very little time searching the web to find that there’s a lot of guys out there beginning to realize the comfort of wearing a thong or g-string.
my birthday is in a month, so i will be driving myself to victoria’s secret to get some thongs!!!!
i absolutel LOVE to wear thongs. in the future when im older i plan on getting a sex reassignment surgery so i can have a vagina of my own to play with. i cant wait for my birthday because i am going to drive to Victoria’s Secret to buy some thongs, g-strings, hiphuggers, tangas, and bikinis. i am going to where girl panties for the rest of my life!!!!
Pantiesboy – It appears you’ve got some issues.
I’m a 17 year old male, and I love wearing thongs or g-strings. G-strings are my favorite. But I’d NEVER let anyone else know. When I buy them, I do it at like 4 in the morning at Walmart. And I have to say those No Boundaries thongs are really great! But I really wan’t some Victoria Secret thongs but I’m way too embarrased to go buy some cause ALOT of people know me and they know I don’t have a girlfriend and everyone would think I was gay. I’m also a little chubby so I’d get even more looks, and I don’t want to be known as the gay fat boy. But none-the-less, thongs are the most comfortable type of underwear. I always wear thongs when I sleep. And I’m always having to buy new thongs because I’m afraid that if I wash the old ones(which I don’t wear anymore, but still could) that my parent’s would find out. And knowing my mom, she’d FREAK! Any ideas?
I also hate the thick kinds, I’ll wear them sometimes, but overall I like floss, not rope.
i only wear a thong at the gym underneath my jockey sport boxer briefs as an athletic supporter. its far more
comfortable than traditional jockstraps.
internationaljock.com/jockstraps.html
i wear Mens Thong Underwear -Cotton Lycra Style 7623
from flexables.com
the thong at the gym works for me but they do also have Bikini/Brief Styles.
i would not wear a thong 24/7 all year long.
I would if I wasn’t so embarrased.
Anonymous – Try looking at a HOM Plume Clip at http://www.justhom.com Be sure to order it one size larger. Woman’s thongs are built for women. The thongs for guys are quite different, and will be much more comfortable. Comfort is the reason I wear them. Sleeping in them is wonderful, and hot weather is much more tolerable. By the way, chosing to wear thong underwear does not make you gay.
I know that, but others think it does.
Funkybrownchick!! It has been a year and this thread is still going?!! Wow! popular subject, I thought this would have been put to rest a long time ago. Funky, tell them who the true pioneer is here..hehe.
YOU are the pioneer! :) I’ll probably write another post about this soon. If it’s guys in thongs that people want, it’s guys in thongs they’ll get.
I think men in thongs are sexy. my gf loves me in them
You’re not alone. Other men must like them, too.
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