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		<title>By: redhead blow job</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/02/i-almost-killed-a-man-yesterday/comment-page-1/#comment-12746</link>
		<dc:creator>redhead blow job</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: stolie</title>
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		<dc:creator>stolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;B&gt;AWE&lt;/B&gt;: That’s such a good idea! If I’d thought of it at the time, I probably would’ve done just that.

&lt;B&gt;Howard&lt;/B&gt;: DISGUSTING!!! Man, next time you go there, ask security to go walk by the guy(s) drooling over the kids. Maybe it will give them a little bit of a scare ... Oh, and about being the opposite side of the counter, let us not forget that I had a young punk-ass kid &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://funkybrownchick.blogspot.com/2006/04/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;drool over my titties&lt;/A&gt; on the subway earlier this summer.

&lt;B&gt;Distar&lt;/B&gt;: You said: &lt;I&gt; “I’d kill a lecherous pedophile for a dollar.”&lt;/I&gt; It’s official; you’re a New Yorker! :)

&lt;B&gt;Anita&lt;/B&gt;: Yeah, the guy was a real asshole. THANKS for letting me know that you’d help me bury the body ... I’ll seriously keep that in mind the next time that I go apeshit on someone.

&lt;B&gt;Laurie&lt;/B&gt;:  Oooooh, I like the bumper sticker idea!!! :)

&lt;B&gt;Berry&lt;/B&gt;: This kind of stuff only seems to happen here ...

&lt;B&gt;Pegs&lt;/B&gt;: The bumper sticker says: &lt;I&gt;George W. Bush Is a Punk Ass Chump&lt;/I&gt;. It looks like &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/40/80022150_ff151046ff_t.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/A&gt;; yep, I still have it. :)

&lt;B&gt;MamaChristy&lt;/B&gt;: Thanks, sweetie!

&lt;B&gt;AmyD&lt;/B&gt;: Yeah, I swear the heat is making me a little bit belligerent. I probably would have been mad anyway, but the heat certainly didn’t help matters.

&lt;B&gt;kypris&lt;/B&gt;: THANKS!!!

&lt;B&gt;Jay&lt;/B&gt;: And, as I’ve said before, that’s exactly why I love you.

&lt;B&gt;Darwin&lt;/B&gt;: :-)

&lt;B&gt;hotdrwife&lt;/B&gt;:  Ewwww! So, you know this mall, too?!?! Seriously, you guys should alert security and/or tell the people who run the mall to install cameras over the playground if they haven’t already. Wasn’t &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Walsh&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Adam Walsh&lt;/A&gt; taken from a mall?

&lt;B&gt;Raymond&lt;/B&gt;: Oooohh ... don’t encourage me. You know I’d do ANYTHING to see Paul Walker face-to-face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>AWE</b>: That’s such a good idea! If I’d thought of it at the time, I probably would’ve done just that.</p>
<p><b>Howard</b>: DISGUSTING!!! Man, next time you go there, ask security to go walk by the guy(s) drooling over the kids. Maybe it will give them a little bit of a scare &#8230; Oh, and about being the opposite side of the counter, let us not forget that I had a young punk-ass kid <a HREF="http://funkybrownchick.blogspot.com/2006/04/live-from-um-what-is-this-central-park.html" rel="nofollow">drool over my titties</a> on the subway earlier this summer.</p>
<p><b>Distar</b>: You said: <i> “I’d kill a lecherous pedophile for a dollar.”</i> It’s official; you’re a New Yorker! :)</p>
<p><b>Anita</b>: Yeah, the guy was a real asshole. THANKS for letting me know that you’d help me bury the body &#8230; I’ll seriously keep that in mind the next time that I go apeshit on someone.</p>
<p><b>Laurie</b>:  Oooooh, I like the bumper sticker idea!!! :)</p>
<p><b>Berry</b>: This kind of stuff only seems to happen here &#8230;</p>
<p><b>Pegs</b>: The bumper sticker says: <i>George W. Bush Is a Punk Ass Chump</i>. It looks like <a HREF="http://static.flickr.com/40/80022150_ff151046ff_t.jpg" rel="nofollow">this</a>; yep, I still have it. :)</p>
<p><b>MamaChristy</b>: Thanks, sweetie!</p>
<p><b>AmyD</b>: Yeah, I swear the heat is making me a little bit belligerent. I probably would have been mad anyway, but the heat certainly didn’t help matters.</p>
<p><b>kypris</b>: THANKS!!!</p>
<p><b>Jay</b>: And, as I’ve said before, that’s exactly why I love you.</p>
<p><b>Darwin</b>: :-)</p>
<p><b>hotdrwife</b>:  Ewwww! So, you know this mall, too?!?! Seriously, you guys should alert security and/or tell the people who run the mall to install cameras over the playground if they haven’t already. Wasn’t <a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Walsh" rel="nofollow">Adam Walsh</a> taken from a mall?</p>
<p><b>Raymond</b>: Oooohh &#8230; don’t encourage me. You know I’d do ANYTHING to see Paul Walker face-to-face.</p>
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		<title>By: Raymond</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raymond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I emailed Paul Walker and he says he&#039;ll be waiting in the trailer at the Women&#039;s Prison after you kill the guy.</description>
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		<title>By: hotdrwife</title>
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		<dc:creator>hotdrwife</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Howard: SERIOUSLY. I know the mall. And when I take my son, I&#039;m seriously paranoid about said folks. If you go often enough to Germ Breakfast, you can see the regulars. 

Ack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Howard: SERIOUSLY. I know the mall. And when I take my son, I&#8217;m seriously paranoid about said folks. If you go often enough to Germ Breakfast, you can see the regulars. </p>
<p>Ack.</p>
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		<title>By: Darwin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Darwin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is hillarious! I&#039;d have done exactly the same. Good on you!</description>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would&#039;ve gone medieval on his ass too. No &lt;I&gt;way&lt;/I&gt; am I less desirable - and therefore less worthy of a discount - than a bunch of slutty pre-teen girls.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would&#8217;ve gone medieval on his ass too. No <i>way</i> am I less desirable &#8211; and therefore less worthy of a discount &#8211; than a bunch of slutty pre-teen girls.</p>
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		<title>By: kypris</title>
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		<dc:creator>kypris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 00:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m glad you actually told him off for what he was doing... told him off as in &#039;got really pissed off at him&#039; because maybe one person getting mad at him won&#039;t stop him, but hopefully enough people like you will eventually knock some sense into him (yeah right). And yes, make sure you get your money! Who knows how many others he&#039;ll try to cheat...So go Stolie! Besides, someone looking at them (the young girls) and not you doesn&#039;t have his head screwed on right either ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad you actually told him off for what he was doing&#8230; told him off as in &#8216;got really pissed off at him&#8217; because maybe one person getting mad at him won&#8217;t stop him, but hopefully enough people like you will eventually knock some sense into him (yeah right). And yes, make sure you get your money! Who knows how many others he&#8217;ll try to cheat&#8230;So go Stolie! Besides, someone looking at them (the young girls) and not you doesn&#8217;t have his head screwed on right either ;)</p>
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		<title>By: AmyD</title>
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		<dc:creator>AmyD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe we can just blame it on the heat.  Hahaha!  

That, and the fact that sicko pedophile man DESERVES to be put in his sicko place that way.  And I already know you are way hotter than those pre-teen wanna-be-hookers were.  Sheesh...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe we can just blame it on the heat.  Hahaha!  </p>
<p>That, and the fact that sicko pedophile man DESERVES to be put in his sicko place that way.  And I already know you are way hotter than those pre-teen wanna-be-hookers were.  Sheesh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: MamaChristy</title>
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		<dc:creator>MamaChristy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is why I LOVE to read your blog!  Give that sicko what-for!</description>
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		<title>By: Berry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Berry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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