What Color Underwear Are You Wearing?
With the heat index, it’s supposed to reach 109F (43C) in New York City today. As a comparison, no matter where in the world you are right now, if you put a pot of water on your stove and turn the burner on, the water is gonna start to boil when the temperature reaches exactly 99.97 degrees fahrenheit*. So, yeah, it’s about 10 degrees hotter than that in New York right now. That’s beyond uncomfortable—it’s unsafe. And, that’s exactly why I’m choosing to wear a pretty bra like the one pictured. Just in case I happen to pass the hell out from heat exhaustion and bump my head on one of New York’s piss-filled sidewalks, I wanna be sure that the doctors in the emergency room get to see me in pretty underwear. Wait a minute … Who the fuck am I kidding? I don’t have health insurance. No doctor will see me in any underwear anytime soon. But, since we’re on the subject … I’m curious, what color underwear are you wearing today?
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* UPDATE (thanks Kypris): Water actually boils at 100° C (so that’s 212° F). I’m not sure if I knew this and momentarily forgot it or if I never knew it in the first place — i.e. I don’t know if I should blame the current heatwave *or* the long-term effects of public schooling during my K-12, undergraduate, and graduate education. :)
August 3rd, 2006 at 2:58 am
Sorry Stolie *hides* The boiling point of water is 212F, and 100C… but 43C is definitely higher than body temperature, so you’re right when you say it’s unsafe.
I’m not wearing underwear. Oooh scandalous! Actually, I’m wearing my swimsuit, since I just got back from the beach (I went during the afternoon, got back at night). It’s a sporty one, and is various very pretty shades of purple. My bikini is green, but I was considering doing some real swimming so I opted for the more swimmable-in swimsuit. :)
And it’s always a good idea to wear pretty underwear, if only to make you feel better. ;)
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:25 am
I find 100% is best in this heat. Boring but comfortable, and good in preventing fainting spells.
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:52 am
kypris: Okay, my readers are not only lovably and funny, they’re also smart!!! :) I’m such a goof because when I heard that the temp was going to be almost 110, I honestly thought, “OMG!!! Doesn’t water boil at just under 100?!?! That’s, like, hotter than the boiling point of water!!!” And, of course, that revelation inspired me to wear the red underwear which, in turn, inspired me to write this post. Funky Brown Chick dot Blogspot dot Com: it’s where Stolie comes to try her best to convince the world that water really DOES boil at only 100F. ;). Thanks for the correction.
goldennib: Yeah, I’ve worried about the fainting stuff. It’s surely hot enough … Oh, and, what’s the mystery? 100% what? Cotton? Nudity? :)
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:19 am
Make sure you drink plenty and stay hydrated bla bla bla. Sounds pretty awful!
Hot pink, since you asked!
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:45 am
Yeah, I’m all about the fluids and the electrolytes, baby. H2O. Gatorade. Coconut water. Potassium-filled multivitamins. Etc. Etc.
By the way, I think I’ve told you this before, but I *LOVE* hot pink underwear! Now that red is the new black, pink is the new “power color”. :)
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:47 am
Black with a royal blue bra – have you seen my black one?
Even though the boiling water thing didn’t work out – that’s still freaking HOT!
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:50 am
I am definitely getting a little dull in my old age. It’s all black, all the time. That way, everything matches!
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 am
none. its too hot. but i do have on a black bra.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:12 am
Well, I was going for the multicolored happy striped undies, but I made a switch and went for the black ones w/flowers & maroon trim (it’s prettier than it sounds).
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Pretty blue today. I wore my power panties yesterday. :o)
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
BLUE!
And really, stay safe in that heat. It’s getting freaking ridiculous.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:39 pm
right now? No underwear at all :O No bikini bottoms, either. But, I *did* just get up, so I haven’t actually gotten dressed yet. I’ll have underwear on when I go out later. I’m not that scandalous!
Oh, and it’ll probably be something bright orange or green.
August 3rd, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Be careful! 136 people out here in California died a few weeks ago because of the heat.
As for what color I’m wearing today? PINK!
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I’m so busy at work that I forgot to chime in because when I read this earlier this morning, I was in the buff. Yeah, some of your readers read in the nude. Hope you don’t mind.
Answer: Green paisley boxers.
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Yellow cotton. Light colored cotton T shirts are welcome on hot days. I work in a bank so I can’t wear a T shirt, yellow cotton panties seemed to be the next best thing. I know that makes no sense…..
Truthfully, I grabbed the first pair I saw on the dryer when I started dressing.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Wandered across this blog from Darwins’
Funny posts, luv it and luv it some more…
Lite Grey boxers with white Band ok?
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Oops; )
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Naturally, I favor the rhyming underwear: tighty whiteys.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:08 am
D: Sounds nice!! Bras & underwear look GREAT in rich colors — royal blue, burgundy, hot pink, etc.
Nerd Girl: *ALL* of your underwear is black? The whole drawer?!?! Wow!
Wall Flower: When it’s REALLY hot in the summer, I sometimes free ball it. But, wait, I’m not a guy so I guess the whole “free ball” term doesn’t work but you get the idea.
the o.b.: Flowers and moons? That’s an interesting combination …
AmyD: Everyone should own several pairs of Power Panties.
hotdrwife: I see a trend here — blue underwear is rubbing up against ass cheeks all over the country.
Stef: Nothing scandalous about not wearing underwear. Sometimes I skip the “extra layer” (i.e. bra and panties) when it’s really hot.
Mel Chickk: Yay! PINK IS THE NEW POWER COLOR!!! :)
Howard: You read me in the nude? That’s kinda sexy.
Laurie: Yellow panties. I once wore a pair of yellow panties to an interview (… read the “Gotta Go Pee Pee” post …) and things didn’t turn out quite right. Since then, I’ve sworn that I’ll never wear yellow panties during an interview again.
momok: Welcome to the blog!! :)
goldennib: Ooh, the mystery continues. :)
JohnJEnright: I’m usually a fan of boxers. But, after seeing David Beckham in that picture with the little tighty whities on, I was almost converted.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Grey boxer-briefs.
August 5th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Sexy. :)
August 7th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
um kind of gross story, but you know how you eat your cereal in the morning and leave your bowl in the sink with the milk in it (I do this atleast). Well I did that on one of those 100degree days and I got home late and fell asleep, and didn’t do the dishes, as I do most nights. When I went to the sink the following AM, the milk had turned into this curd/yogurt concoction. totally sick.
August 7th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
GROSS!!!! That happened after only 1 day in the sink?!?! That weather was so gross; I’m glad it’s over.
July 8th, 2007 at 2:30 am
Bikinis – black
Thongs – black, grey, blue, or white
August 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Am wearing pink underwear with matching bra today :)
August 7th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Anonymous Guy: Guys in thongs? Love it!
Katie: Matching bra and panty sets are cute. :)
February 24th, 2009 at 8:22 am
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