Comments on: Snakes on a Muthafuckin Blog http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles her life. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:40:21 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: stolie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3224 stolie Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:57:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3224 Thillers thrill me. :) Thillers thrill me. :)

]]> By: beautyinbaltimore http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3223 beautyinbaltimore Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:44:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3223 I doubt if I go to see this movie. I'm not the type to find thrillers exciting. I doubt if I go to see this movie. I’m not the type to find thrillers exciting.

]]> By: stolie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3222 stolie Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:07:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3222 <B>Lion</B>: No problem at all. I'm sooo glad that they caught the guy and I hope that you're okay. <B>Howard</B>: You're hilarious! :) <B>Tonito Bandito</B>: Are you serious? You're afraid of snakes? Wow, I didn't even think of that, but it's true -- a lot of people will probably take a pass on this movie because of the snakes ... Thanks for asking about my day. It is/was FABULOUS on the social side (lunch with Sid, Margaritas with a new guy friend, dinner with Bro, and then chatting about relationships with Raj and Bro over drinks). Social life? Great! Work life? Well, I need a fucking job ... <B>Papigiulio</B>: Oh, but that's the whole point of it. It's just a really bad B-movie. So bad that it's good. :) <B>Mel Chickk</B>: I know, I totally *LOVE* the messages. <B>MamaChristy</B>: Yeah, when I first heard the message, I laughed so hard that I almost cried. I just wasn't expecting it to be as funny as it was. <B>Nat</B>: Blockbuster? One never knows. :) Actually, if I had to guess, I'd say that it will probably make $18 million during its opening weekend and then lose more than half 52-60% of its audience in the second weekend. Lion: No problem at all. I’m sooo glad that they caught the guy and I hope that you’re okay.

Howard: You’re hilarious! :)

Tonito Bandito: Are you serious? You’re afraid of snakes? Wow, I didn’t even think of that, but it’s true — a lot of people will probably take a pass on this movie because of the snakes … Thanks for asking about my day. It is/was FABULOUS on the social side (lunch with Sid, Margaritas with a new guy friend, dinner with Bro, and then chatting about relationships with Raj and Bro over drinks). Social life? Great! Work life? Well, I need a fucking job …

Papigiulio: Oh, but that’s the whole point of it. It’s just a really bad B-movie. So bad that it’s good. :)

Mel Chickk: I know, I totally *LOVE* the messages.

MamaChristy: Yeah, when I first heard the message, I laughed so hard that I almost cried. I just wasn’t expecting it to be as funny as it was.

Nat: Blockbuster? One never knows. :) Actually, if I had to guess, I’d say that it will probably make $18 million during its opening weekend and then lose more than half 52-60% of its audience in the second weekend.

]]> By: Nat http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3221 Nat Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:54:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3221 Why the heck would they do a movie bout SNAKES in a plane, haven't they've done enough drama high-up-in-the-sky??? Well, I'm pretty tired of it and I can't sincerelly think of the "story" and haven't seen the preview yet! Hey let me know if it's a blockbuster, kiddin! Why the heck would they do a movie bout SNAKES in a plane, haven’t they’ve done enough drama high-up-in-the-sky??? Well, I’m pretty tired of it and I can’t sincerelly think of the “story” and haven’t seen the preview yet! Hey let me know if it’s a blockbuster, kiddin!

]]> By: MamaChristy http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3220 MamaChristy Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:58:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3220 I, too, am disappointed in myself that I didn't think of Repiles on a Weblog before that other bastard did. That and the red paperclip trade thing. I'm pretty ticked I didn't think of it first. My friend Colleen send me the message, but I didn't get it because I don't have call waiting and I was on the other line. I send it to J and one of his coworkers. We laughed our asses off, but I don't plan to see the movie. At least not in the theater. Maybe I'll rent it. I, too, am disappointed in myself that I didn’t think of Repiles on a Weblog before that other bastard did. That and the red paperclip trade thing. I’m pretty ticked I didn’t think of it first.

My friend Colleen send me the message, but I didn’t get it because I don’t have call waiting and I was on the other line. I send it to J and one of his coworkers. We laughed our asses off, but I don’t plan to see the movie. At least not in the theater. Maybe I’ll rent it.

]]> By: Mel Chickk http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3219 Mel Chickk Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:44:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3219 I sent messages to hubby, my sister and both of my boys. I mean, really, how often can someone say they got a call from Samuel L. It was actually pretty funny! I sent messages to hubby, my sister and both of my boys. I mean, really, how often can someone say they got a call from Samuel L. It was actually pretty funny!

]]> By: Papigiulio http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3218 Papigiulio Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:57:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3218 f*ck snakes on a plane, f*ck snakes on a blog and f*ck the hype all around it. nuff said? :P I don't care about the movie really. Just another overhyped bsflick :) Im sooooo positive today, stolie hows you luv? f*ck snakes on a plane, f*ck snakes on a blog and f*ck the hype all around it.

nuff said? :P

I don’t care about the movie really. Just another overhyped bsflick :)

Im sooooo positive today, stolie hows you luv?

]]> By: Tonito Bandito http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3217 Tonito Bandito Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:33:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3217 I will not see that movie because I am mutherfucking afraid of snakes. Can't watch them on TV, can't look at a picture and I will not see them on the big screen. Other than that, how's your day going, Stolie? Mwah! I will not see that movie because I am mutherfucking afraid of snakes. Can’t watch them on TV, can’t look at a picture and I will not see them on the big screen.

Other than that, how’s your day going, Stolie?

Mwah!

]]> By: Howard http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3216 Howard Tue, 08 Aug 2006 19:52:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3216 I remember like it was yesterday. The date was August 7, 2006 -- 11 days before the event -- and my cell phone rings. It's muthafuckin Samuel L. Jackson telling me if I don't get my muthafuckin ass in the muthafuckin theater to see muthafuckin <I>Snakes On A Plane</I> then my muthafuckin ass is muthafuckin his. I try to explain that I have plans to see it with one of my best friend's girlfriend on opening day, but he won't listen. He just goes on threatening me and telling me I HAVE to see the movie. "Okay! Okay! I promise!" I scream into the phone, but he's still oblivious. I'm starting to get pissed at this point. I mean, I know it's Samuel "Muthafuckin" Jackson calling me personally. I mean, I'm fuckin honored and shit, but he won't shut up! I don't even want his autograph now much less hear him telling me he's going to muthafuckin pop a muthafuckin cap in my muthafuckin ass if I don't go see his muthafuckin movie. It's then that I realized that I've been dooped. I'm so strong in the belief that Samuel would never sell out that I believe he has actually called me. But it's just a recorded commercial -- a muthafuckin sell-out shit ad. Fuck Samuel L. Jackson! From now on, all my muthafuckin love is all for muthafuckin <a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0860380/" rel="nofollow">Kenan Thompson</A>, the real muthafuckin star of <I>Snakes On A Plane</I>! Later I found out that it's one of the guys in my improv troupe that has sent the message. I'm such a tool. I remember like it was yesterday. The date was August 7, 2006 — 11 days before the event — and my cell phone rings. It’s muthafuckin Samuel L. Jackson telling me if I don’t get my muthafuckin ass in the muthafuckin theater to see muthafuckin Snakes On A Plane then my muthafuckin ass is muthafuckin his.

I try to explain that I have plans to see it with one of my best friend’s girlfriend on opening day, but he won’t listen. He just goes on threatening me and telling me I HAVE to see the movie.

“Okay! Okay! I promise!” I scream into the phone, but he’s still oblivious. I’m starting to get pissed at this point. I mean, I know it’s Samuel “Muthafuckin” Jackson calling me personally. I mean, I’m fuckin honored and shit, but he won’t shut up! I don’t even want his autograph now much less hear him telling me he’s going to muthafuckin pop a muthafuckin cap in my muthafuckin ass if I don’t go see his muthafuckin movie.

It’s then that I realized that I’ve been dooped. I’m so strong in the belief that Samuel would never sell out that I believe he has actually called me. But it’s just a recorded commercial — a muthafuckin sell-out shit ad.

Fuck Samuel L. Jackson! From now on, all my muthafuckin love is all for muthafuckin Kenan Thompson, the real muthafuckin star of Snakes On A Plane!

Later I found out that it’s one of the guys in my improv troupe that has sent the message. I’m such a tool.

]]> By: Lion http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-3215 Lion Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:28:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/08/08/snakes-on-a-muthafuckin-blog/#comment-3215 Thank you for the kind comment! Took your advice and went to the cops... and they got the guy. Grand jury tomorrow morning. How exciting. Thank you for the kind comment! Took your advice and went to the cops… and they got the guy. Grand jury tomorrow morning. How exciting.

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