About this “/*” stuff, I honestly have no clue what you mean. Did I write or post that somewhere? It was probably just a typo …

But travelling almost 200km just so you can go to a strip show is even beyind me!!!

And yes, the ice glasses rock… hehe… guess in more than one way :-) (Ice/ Glass/ Rock.. get it?)

OK.. you have to open a new post and tell me what “/*” means… PULEEEZZZZZ

Howard: No, no, no, all that happened the day after I gave him my number …

AmyD: That guy sounds like a total freak. And, by the way— yes, it’s true – in general, if you can’t think of any freak stories, it’s because you’re the freak in everyone else’s story.

Laurie: GREAT story!!!! I can’t believe that hasn’t happened to me yet. So far, I’ve never had anyone whisper sweet insanity in my ear.

Nerd Girl: I’m not sooo not a fan of toe-sucking. I dated a guy from Florida who LOVED to suck my toes. I let him do it because I figured, you know, why not. He got off of it, but it did absolutely nothing for me.

Wall Flower: When he asked, “what your man got to do with me?” you should have done a little dance and sang the entire Biz Markie song. He would have thought that YOU were the crazy one and he would have left you alone.

Raymond: I could never reduce Kay to an acquaintance. My ex-friend Esther? Yes. Kay? No.

kypris: Okay, sounds like you’re definitely a bona fide freak magnet like I am. Welcome to the club. Someone recently forwarded me this article (“Why Nutjobs Choose You”). They give good tips on how to freak-proof your life.

wintergreen: EXACTLY. I’m glad that I found out that he was/is a freak before I actually ended up on a date with him.

Nat: Maybe he was trying to hit on you?

Raymond: Hey, hey, now. It’s not a competition. Everyone can post whatever they’d like and there’s no need to out-wit, out-funny or out-comment anyone. Everyone is equal in the eyes of Stolie. :) Besides, to borrow Jay’s tagline: “You don’t have to be fabulous, that’s *my* job.”

MamaChristy: Thanks for all of the kind words. :) And, yeah, that old guy sounds like freak.

momok: Wait a minute, they serve the drinks in glasses made of ice? That’s really really cool! I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Oh, and, I love it: “If you can’t get a girl to strip for you without having to pay her to do so … you probably are not worth the effort in the first place!!!” Having said that, I’ll freely admit that I’ve paid to see men (and women) strip. And, I’ve also seen a life sex show.

The Genius: OH. MY. GAWD!!!! That totally reminds me of a story from this chick that I used to know in California. I asked a similar question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.” Here answer, “Well, you know that I used to be a Devil worshipper, right?” I should have left the conversation there, but I’m like, “Um, well, no, I didn’t know that. Like, what does that even mean? HOW did you worship the Devil?” She went on and on about “sacrificing rabbits and shit in the graveyards.” It was all really really really really really odd.

This story probably works with one of your previous posts as well (questions to ask a date).

I was on my second date with this guy and we were asking those silly getting to know you questions. WELL….I innocently asked what is one of the stupidist/baddest things you did as a kid? I’m expecting something like snuck out of the house, some five finger discounts, a crazy fight – anyways something like that. The guy goes oh no no I really shouldn’t say.. and of course this peaks my curiousity so I say, “how bad could it be?” His response, “I used to skin animals!!!” Needless to say the date ended soon after and I never spoke to, and thankfully, have never seen the guy since. AHHHH! I’m pretty sure that’s a sign of serial killers.

unfortunately, he was with a good friend of mine.. couldn’t wait to loose the looser.

Went to a bar with a Russian theam, the whole ICE BAR thing with drinks served in glasses made of ICE.. wiked music.. (pretty much an Igloo with very nice sculptures) but the looser kept saying he wanted to go to a strip club!!!

If you can’t get a girl to strip for you without having to pay her to do so.. you probably are not worth the effort in the first place!!!

It was more than just that.. it was the look in his eyes.. the seediest I have ever seen!!!

That’s when I apologised to my good friend and asked the looser to fuck off!!!

When I was young, I used to do and get a lot of car flirting. Not so much anymore because of, you know, the CARSEAT in the back.

So I was about 17 and riding in the car with my parents. My older parents who were, at the time, in their mid 50s. This clean but still scruffy looking dude in an older but well-kept car smiles at me. Since I’m in the car with my parents and am therefore bored, I smile at the guy since he’s about to burn a hole right through the window with his intense gaze. Then he does it: the vulgar, um, cunnilingus sign. The worse part? He couldn’t have been five years younger than my dad. Yuck.

Sheesh…