Comments on: Farting In Front of Your Partner? http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles her life. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:40:21 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Frank http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-119983 Frank Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:11:36 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-119983 What I love to do is fart in lifts, when Im on my own. Like this, the people who will get in will enjoy the nice smell of rotten eggs, they'll look at each others wondering who did it :D What I love to do is fart in lifts, when Im on my own. Like this, the people who will get in will enjoy the nice smell of rotten eggs, they’ll look at each others wondering who did it :D

]]> By: Sid http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-87743 Sid Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:38:58 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-87743 Letting out a big, long, noisy stinky in a crowded place will guarantee you some much needed elbow room. This works especially well in New York City and Washington, DC where everyone already looks as if they're smelling shit. Letting out a big, long, noisy stinky in a crowded place will guarantee you some much needed elbow room.

This works especially well in New York City and Washington, DC where everyone already looks as if they’re smelling shit.

]]> By: Fidelity-x http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-59770 Fidelity-x Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:55:20 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-59770 This is the first time i've been in a more serious relationship. In my opinion, I thought it would be better to hold the farts while you're in a more private place but recently on our 7 month anniversary I accidently let one slip while watching TV. I immediately apologised and we both ended up laughing it off - but unfortunate for me, he will never stop the jokes. Well, at least i broke the ice!! This is the first time i’ve been in a more serious relationship. In my opinion, I thought it would be better to hold the farts while you’re in a more private place but recently on our 7 month anniversary I accidently let one slip while watching TV. I immediately apologised and we both ended up laughing it off – but unfortunate for me, he will never stop the jokes. Well, at least i broke the ice!!

]]> By: Charlie http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-57552 Charlie Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:35:03 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-57552 I used to be on the 'never, no way' side of the fence. I have a pretty healthy diet, stay away from junk food and dairy (which would probably cause the excess gas in the first place) and if I ever have gas it's normally of the burping variety - which I can do silently without anyone noticing! I used to expect boyfriends to maintain the same gasless existence when in my company. Then I met my husband to be and that all changed. His medication comes with the horrible side effect of very painful (I've since learnt) cramping and gas, and holding it in during the long weekends we would spend together was just impossible for him. When we first started dating he would not spend the night at my place or vice versa in case his meds were acting up and he would get extremely embarrassed just from the noise his stomach would make! I had no idea until we went on holiday for a fortnight and he finally admitted the problem and we are now engaged and living together and I wouldn't change him for the world. I really don't care if someone farts around me now as I don't think people mean to (unless you're a 13yr old highschool student maybe!) and I always laugh it off to stop them feeling embarrassed these days as I know it can be a real problem for other people and I am just lucky. I used to be on the ‘never, no way’ side of the fence. I have a pretty healthy diet, stay away from junk food and dairy (which would probably cause the excess gas in the first place) and if I ever have gas it’s normally of the burping variety – which I can do silently without anyone noticing! I used to expect boyfriends to maintain the same gasless existence when in my company. Then I met my husband to be and that all changed. His medication comes with the horrible side effect of very painful (I’ve since learnt) cramping and gas, and holding it in during the long weekends we would spend together was just impossible for him. When we first started dating he would not spend the night at my place or vice versa in case his meds were acting up and he would get extremely embarrassed just from the noise his stomach would make! I had no idea until we went on holiday for a fortnight and he finally admitted the problem and we are now engaged and living together and I wouldn’t change him for the world. I really don’t care if someone farts around me now as I don’t think people mean to (unless you’re a 13yr old highschool student maybe!) and I always laugh it off to stop them feeling embarrassed these days as I know it can be a real problem for other people and I am just lucky.

]]> By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-47512 funkybrownchick Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:35:55 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47512 No farting! ;) No farting! ;)

]]> By: megan http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-47445 megan Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:00:20 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47445 ssss ssss

]]> By: megan http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-2/#comment-47444 megan Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:56:15 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47444 sss sss

]]> By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-1/#comment-47416 funkybrownchick Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:29:08 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47416 What? You don't like FART RINGTONES?!?!!? ;) Or how about this one, "Is your dog suffering from bad gas? Better yet, are YOU?!" LOVE it!! :) What? You don’t like FART RINGTONES?!?!!? ;) Or how about this one, “Is your dog suffering from bad gas? Better yet, are YOU?!” LOVE it!! :)

]]> By: Tony Comstock http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-1/#comment-47408 Tony Comstock Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:06:24 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47408 jeebus ckisct. have you had a look at the ads google auto generated for this post! jeebus ckisct. have you had a look at the ads google auto generated for this post!

]]> By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/comment-page-1/#comment-47400 funkybrownchick Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:16:07 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2006/09/26/farting-in-front-of-your-partner/#comment-47400 You said, "I still don’t think it should be practiced…even among the most loving of couples." I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! :) But, I'm happy that you've found someone with whom you both can "let it all out." Literally. ;) You said, “I still don’t think it should be practiced…even among the most loving of couples.” I COULDN’T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! :) But, I’m happy that you’ve found someone with whom you both can “let it all out.” Literally. ;)

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