Nicole Kidman is the Devil!!!!!
October 5th, 2006 Posted in Celebrities
OMG, Nicole Kidman is the freakiest looking woman to ever step foot off of Australian land. People, listen to me. This woman is *NOT* attractive. Quite frankly, she really scares me. I mean, just look at her!!! Those beady little eyes call out: “I’m a mean & bitchy Aussie!!! Don’t trust me!! I’m a crazy lady.” Ewwwww … just thinking about her sends chills up my spine. I’m gonna end this post right now because I can’t even stand typing about her.
October 5th, 2006 at 2:21 am
I don’t have quite the same aversion to Nicole Kidman that you do. I can see where you’re coming from but I’m pretty neutral on this topic (a lot of my guy friends think she’s very hot, and I can also see where they’re coming from). So there you have it. My non-opinion. :)
Just to add though, in general she has a very… sharp? almost calculating look to her sometimes. There are also better photos of her online but I’m sure you know that ;)
October 5th, 2006 at 2:42 am
HA! You crack me up.
You write about someone who you can’t stand writing about!
I love it!!!
October 5th, 2006 at 6:31 am
She never looks like she is quite with the rest of the world.
October 5th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Admittedly she looks scary in that particular picture, but I thought she looked quite decent in “The Interpreter” and such. Kistin Dunst, now thats scary!!!
October 5th, 2006 at 10:00 am
kypris: Yeah, I have a STRONG aversion to Nicole Kidman. She has a very sinister look about her. I don’t like her. I don’t trust her. I try to avoid her at all costs.
Mitch: You know what it is? In typically FBC fashion, I always try to follow up boysnacks with girlsnacks. You know … I keep everybody happy. So, this morning I was thinking: what female actress could I write about? Nicole Kindman was the first one that came to mind. I started typing out the post, and I thought: “Wait a minute!! I thought I could do this, but I can’t. I can’t STAND that woman!!!”.
vanessa: I totally agree. She always looks somewhat “strange”. Kind of like Renee Zellweger — an equally sinister-looking woman.
Darwin: She creeps me out. I mean, of course, I don’t know her personally; so, you know, she’s probably a very nice person and all. But, CHILLS RUN DOWN MY SPINE when I see her on TV. She scares me.
October 5th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Uh….where did this come from? She’s not shacking up with your Paul Walker or anything is she? Hahaha! ;o)
October 5th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
LOL she’s not anywhere near as overrated as say, Sarah ‘Horseface’ Jessica Parker.
October 5th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
AmyD: No, she’s not dating him. I think she’s married to Keith Urban or something like that. Today’s post is about her because I wanted to balance out the boysnack with a girlsnack. She’s the first person who came to mind.
Jay: I think SJP is pretty. But, I can totally see where you get the whole “horseface” thing. I kind of get the feeling that she had surgery to make her face look the way that it does. I *saw* Girls Just Want to Have Fun. She used to look different [exhibit 1, exhibit 2].
October 5th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Poor Nicole Kidman is one of those ladies who isn’t aging as well as she could and is sort of one of those sometimes, sometimes revolting women like Angelina Jolie. I think the woman is just a little too skinny. I have read many times that a woman eventually has to chose between her ass and her face. Nicky seems to have picked her ass and now her face is way too angular.
I can’t bring myself to totally hate her though because I LOVED Moulin Rouge.
October 5th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
OMG, I *LOVED* Moulin Rouge. It was such a good movie that even Nicole Kidman couldn’t ruin it. ;)
I love Baz Luhrman!!
October 5th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
This must be celebrity week!!!
I sooo don’t find Nicole Kidman attractive.
When I was at school, at the tender age of 12, someone had scribbled the following on my desk, I never could forget this..
“…most girls are beautiful from far, but far away from beautiful..”
October 5th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Nope. Not celebrity week. Just a regular week that happens to have two posts about celebrities. ;)
By the way, I think the person who scribbled that note on your desk needed a new outlook on life. I think there’s beauty all around — and it’s in each of us (men & women). It’s all about perspective. Like that old adage … We see the world not as it is, but as we are.
October 7th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
oh come on .. poor Nicole.
yes she’s had way too much plastic done to her face, and she can barely move her forehead but give the girl a break.. being married to the Tom will do that to a girl.
October 9th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Even though I can’t statnd her, I kinda feel bad for Nicole, too! :(
November 19th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
I always thought Nicole Kidman was kind of homely. I couldn’t understand why all the guys thought she was so hawt. Now I know I’m not alone. :) We should start an anti-fan club. Tee hee. :)
November 21st, 2006 at 6:58 am
Ooh, ooh, ooh … YES! When can I sign up to join that club???? :)
December 16th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
I found this post because I wanted to see if anyone else thought Nicole Kidman looked like some kind of female Dark Overloard? Does anyone else thinks that her eyes contain a ‘”soul of darkness”. She’s scary to me only in the eyes, I’m not tripping off of her features, she’s attractive. It’s just those eyes look like they’ve seen ritual child sacrifice or something. She gives me the fuckin heebie-jeebies!!
December 16th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Go here and look at her before and after nose job photo’s. Both pictures are flattering it’s just that she has bright, normal, health mind, human eyes before. And then she has those damn demon eyes like the photo above.
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/nicole_kidman_nose_job.htm
December 16th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Your comment made me laugh out loud!!!! :-)
May 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Sometime her voice is creepy in every movie. And her face like pale skin like ghost.
June 1st, 2008 at 1:08 am
She REALLY creeps me out.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Freaky, strange female. I do not know any guys or gals who think she is attractive or will watch her movies.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:00 am
@ LisaLee: We agree! :)