Worst Dating Stories Ever
November 15th, 2006 Posted in Dating and Mating
There are a lot of crazy people out there. And, at some point, you’ll find yourself dating one of them. I’ve gone out with a guy who [at the dinner table] showed me that he didn’t wear underwear to our date. I also went out on a date with a guy who eventually said he’d like to chop me up into little pieces. Crazies. They’re everywhere. And, some of them leave a trail ( … documentation, evidence if you will … ) that clearly proves that they’re crazy. Wanna see some really funny “evidence”? Check out this website called Weird Dating Mail. The guy with the DUI? The dude who thinks women his age are bitchy grandmas? They’re all there. Hmmm … how about you? Do you have any weird dating story? What’s YOUR worst dating story ever?
November 15th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Um…I perused that website, and I’m absolutely convinced that some of those are by the same creepy man! Ahahaha!
As for my own bad dating stories, I have to say I’ve been pretty lucky, and don’t have many funny/appalling dating stories.
Ugh, how sad is it that I’m actually bummed that I don’t have a great story to share with you? Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Ha!
November 15th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Well, I can only remember this crazy guy called Richard. There was this day that I was at the bar and this “normal looking” guy comes up to me and we started talking like normal person.. but then, all of the sudden he asked me if I shaved down there ‘cuz he was really into that.. nice ice-breaker to get to know him, huh?? Well, from then on, he started to say more and more s*it and all I thought about was “Oh, my gosh.. I’m sitting next to a motherf*cking prevert” I didn’t know what to do, I think I was only 18, just a baby! LOL Now I got like a little radar designed for gay guys and preverts.. I’m not messing around w/em!
November 15th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
The following all came from the same guy -
1. We were at a bookstore and I was admiring a Vargas Girl calendar. He asked me if I had lesbian tendencies.
2. We were talking on the phone and the conversation went something like this:
Him:
You have a cat? Better be careful, pregnant women can get sick from cat feces.
Me:
Um, I don’t think I have to worry about that for a while.
Him:
Why? You can’t have kids?
3. He was attending chiropractor school.
November 15th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
How about the guy that I told I’d go on a date with and then, I guess, error (read VERY DRUNKLY) kissed a few times while I was single a few years back? Who then proceeded to call me about 14 times a day, without leaving a message. And then when my ex showed up at the same bar Error Guy and I hung out at, Error Guy called me frantic because he was convinced that my ex “KNEW” and that he was going to beat him up.
Or we could just look at the ex who I dated for 4 years, and who was flaming. (Which is why the beating up Error Guy thing was so amusing, and such a cry for attention.)
Funnily enough, every time Error Guy’s seen the current boy he acts like they’re best friends.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:53 am
AmyD: No crazy stories? You’re LUCKY! :)
Nat: I love gay men, lesbians, straight folks, and all of god’s other delicious creatures! :)
Donna: Okay, #3 scares me the most! ;) I’m kidding, of course.
El: You mention, “Funnily enough, every time Error Guy’s seen the current boy he acts like they’re best friends.” I don’t always understand men …
November 16th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Nope no horror stories as such about dodgy dates as such. I’ve been with some guys who have turned out over the course of time to have neurotic tendencies, but that qualifies under horror-relationships rather than a horror-date as such!
Usually people I meet always seem decent enough at the start but the creepiness comes out later. Which is why I take ages to make a judgment about someone, or even make friends. I guess on the plus side, you weed out the jerks a lot faster (than me) because they seem to show their true colours a lot faster with you?
November 16th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Nope. Unfortunately, I’ve had just as many crazy exes as I’ve had crazy first (or second or third) dates. :( I dated “Blondie” for almost a year before he turned into a crazy man.
November 16th, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Um, yeah, must just attract the wacky ones. So far I’ve had:
1.Drives his mustang WAY to fast, leaning heavily to the side every time he takes a turn. I mean, I’ve been called leadfooted but that was the night I learned why they call that little handle above the door the “oh Jezus handle”
2. First date breaks inito a building downtown so we can go sit on the roof and “watch the stars. Can we say B&E?
3. Roleplaying guy. Yeah it was cool till he broke out the “authentic” Dungeons and Dragons sex toy collection.
That’s just the top three.
Back to work.
November 16th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Okay, the guy who committed the b&e is very very very odd!!!! :)