The Drunken Floozy Story
November 16th, 2006 Posted in Dating and Mating, Party and Bullshit
Um, remember when I said that I error kissed on Friday night? Sure, I only told 2% of the story on my blog but, if you’re interested, Sid tells 95.2% of the story on hers. (Thankfully, she left out the 4.8% of naughty bits.) By the way, for the record, I wasn’t always the floozy that I became on Friday night. A decade ago, I was a much more angelic little brown chick.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Wait, did I miss something, because I didn’t get ANY dirt about the floozying up you did that night from her story. Or am I just way more of a floozy than you?… ;o)
Oh, and can I just say that I, too, was a cheerleader, and had the same colors, and WOW, did we ever think we were cool back then?!?! Now, I look at pics of me wearing those cheerleading uniforms and think, “Ugh, THAT’S what I used to prance around in feeling feisty and fancy?!” Hahaha!
LOVE the pic. You were clearly as cool back then as you are now. :o)
November 16th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Or, maybe, the dirt was in the 5% that was excluded from the story. ;)
And, about the cheerleader thing … Actually, I was probably the dorkiest woman on the squad. And, I’m not kidding!! :) I was super underweight, I wore braces, and I had this “thing” for big hair. I did, however, think the outfits were cute. But, now, I look back and think: what exactly did I think was cute about wearing an itchy polyester 2-piece and odd little yellow and purple gloves??? :)
November 16th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Who’re you kidding here, yellow and purple gloves are just hot.
November 17th, 2006 at 4:14 am
Aw, you were cute.
November 17th, 2006 at 5:15 am
Ok, I still don’t get the floozy part, sounds like a normal drunken night out. My imagination is going riot over the missing 5%…Stolie you awful awful person, how could you do that?!
And I agree with the general consensus, you do look cute in that pic:)
November 17th, 2006 at 8:02 am
El: I should have hung on to those. I just know they’ll come back in style one day!! Actually, wait a minute, they weren’t ever in style were they? ;)
beautyinbaltimore: Awwwww, THANK YOU!!
Darwin: I *am* an awful awful person aren’t I? ;)
November 17th, 2006 at 10:14 am
I read Sid’s story and I think you ought to know better than to mess with the dutch! I should know – I am one!
Dutch men are not only tall and cRaZy but cheap, too! That’s why they were all there for drink specials. Not because they couldn’t afford regular drinks, but because they are too stingy to pay for them.
November 17th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Are they fingerless? Then they’d be kinda Madonna meets the Minnesota Vikings… which.. well THAT could have been dirty in the 80’s. These days Ester wouldn’t let it be.
November 17th, 2006 at 11:04 am
No, unfortunately, the purple and yellow gloves weren’t fingerless. But, I soooo used to wear my sister’s fingerless lace gloves when I was younger. Ahhhhh, the 1980s. I’ve done it before but, sometime next week I might write another post about some facet of the 80s. :) Ahhhh, who DOESN’T love the 80s?!?!?!