Britney Spears Loves Her Vajayjay
November 30th, 2006 ·
What. The. Fuck. is going on with Britney Spears?!?! I must admit, I *LOVE* looking at yesterday’s New York Post cover. Splashed across the front of the newspaper is a pic of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton with the caption: “The Bimbo Summit.” Classic! If you haven’t read their article, read it. It’s hilarious.
Okay, so, here’s a hypothetical question for you: if you were a whitetrash - washed up - talentless tart in a custody battle with your whitetrash - talentless - wannabe - hiphop - “Popozao singing” - “babymaking machine” soon to be ex-husband … tell me … would you show the world your vajayjay in order to prove that you’re a fit mother? I didn’t think so. Somehow, I don’t think this is the smartest decision that Britney has ever made. And, not to mention, it seems that she has totally and completely devastated the ever-fabulous Trent over at Pink is the New Blog.
And, now, for those of you dirty little bastards out there who want to see the pictures of Britney’s vajayjay–click here. [WARNING: PHOTO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK; VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK.] Hmmmm … just out of curiosity, what do all of you out there think about this crazy Britney with no underwear / flashing the cameras stuff?
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So what is this all about? You’re a nobody until you have a cooch shot taken and plastered all over the internet? Call me crazy but isn’t putting on your undies before going out as automatic as say, brushing your teeth? I must be way old fashioned because that is just gross. Not to mention unsanitary. I would hate to be the person who sits in her chair after she gets up. Can you say….snail trail? Sorry, its the NyQuil talking! :)
Ew Mel, snail trail!?! If this becomes a new trend I swear I’m not going to leave the house unless armed with disinfectant and wipes.
The funniest is how in one of those pics, Paris Hilton is actually trying to close Britney’s legs and stop her from flashing her nasty-bits.
You know you’re a skank when you need Paris of all people helping you close your legs!
Damnit not safe for work??? What about internet cafe? I want to see what her coupe is like, but I’m afraid they’ll kick me out of this cafe lol :P
ah……can you say …blonde?? :P
no offense to any other blonde peeps ere.
but are those images real or photoshopped?
they look odd to me.
It looks like flesh coloured knickers. And why do we care? She’s obviously taken lessons from Lindsay Lohan. But she should have watched the tutorial on how to get out of a car without flashing your knickers on videojug.com
What is the best way to get everyone talking about you? Hang out with Parris, Lohan is just a bonus.
By the way, does that car have 3 seatbelts in the front?
Poor thing. Guess she can party all night long with Lionel Richie now, too! They are going to take the kids away. Nancy Grace was all over this last nite. Yes, I love Nancy Grace. Now I’ll have to replay toxic over and over. I saw the vajayjay up close on line, it had a reddish hue to it. Ha ha. Hue.
If you want first look at vagina, you should go over to Perez Hilton. I’ve seen more Britney and Lindsey puss than I ever want to see in my life.
I’m not making excuses for Miss Brit, the whole vajayjay (I like that term) flash is pointless and silly,
BUT!
She’s a young woman who has just broken free from a useless man, spent the last couple of years being pregnant and being a mommy. The Brit is wilding, making up for lost time.
I’m not excusing her behaviour, but neither am I judging it. She looks good and “girls just want to have fun.”
I know what I went through when I got divorced at 21 after being married 5 years and having a child. I did some stupid things and came out the other side.
Though I’m not a fan, I hope Britney can come out the other side as well without scarring or losing her children.
We’ll see…..
oh I don’t know what is worse…Her married, her divorced….either way her going from K-Fed to Paris is perfect. She will never be out of the tabloids!!!
And that’s the truth, History Chic, well said
;-)
You can snatch more of a glimpse here:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/britney-spears/britney-spears-upskirt-take-two-now-with-virtually-nothing-left-to-the-imagination-217644.php
Mel: SNAIL TRAIL???? Never heard that one before, but it works!
Darwin: Exactly! When Paris says “enough”, you know you’re waaaay over the top.
papigiulio: So, did you get kicked out?
Distar: I never really trust any of those pics. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are.
Nics: Jennifer Lopez = J-Lo. Lindsay Lohan = Lin-Lo
AWE: I didn’t notice the seatbelts. But, I did notice how Britney is looking at Paris (in the NY Post photo) as if Paris has just said something really profound.
Maria: Ewwww!
Howard: Perez Hilton rocks!!!
Laurie: She does look good — better than she has in ages. And, you’re probably right about the “making up for lost time” stuff. Point taken. I always feel *slightly* guilty when I trash celebrities because, afterall, they’re still human. Also, thanks for sharing your story about your divorce.
History Chic: You’re 100% right!!!
John: *giggles* … you said “snatch”.
I would explore the mysteries of Ms. Spears yoni with my tantric lingham.