Top 10 Hottest BBoys

Welcome to the FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com — where the “M” in Monday stands for the word M-A-N. That’s right, folks. It’s Manly Monday! Today’s topic? B-list celebrities. I’ve picked 10 of the hottest, freshest, up-and-coming celebrities on Hollywood’s “B” list. Today, “B” is for brilliant. “B” is for bootylicious. Quite a collection of tasty international flavors, this group of BBoys includes 6 Americans, 2 Australians (one of which is 1/2 Sri Lankan), a Brazilian and an Algerian Frenchman. These boys are making “B” hot! :

Test your knowledge & name that B-Boy. Trivia: (1) I was photographed wearing a shirt that bore an image of George Bush with the heading “International Terrorist”; (2) I used to play professional football — Aussie rules, of course; (3) I attended the prestigious Carnegie Mellon School of Drama; (4) I just produced a new HBO documentary called “Ithuteng” ; (5) I toured with Manpower Australia — the Australian version of Chippendales; (6) My autobiography is titled “GIMP: When Life Deals You a Crappy Hand, You Can Fold — or You Can Play” ; (7) Call me Zizou; (8) I play the role of Randy Emmers in “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”; (9) My daughter’s name is Meadow Rain; (10) I have a genetic disorder called Achondroplasia.

You may recognize this B-Boy from: (1) Sex and the City. I’m Carrie’s sailor; (2) The Take Home Chef. My looks & my cooking — delicious; (3) Sex and the City. I’m Miranda’s ex; (4) Oprah. I have the most amazing family in the world; (5) Oprah. I did the garden, Nate Berkus did the house; (6) Miami Ink. I can kick your ass; (7) The World Cup. I’m the best soccer player in the world; (8) Love Actually. And, I’m in a new commercial with Nicole Kidman; (9) The Funky Brown Chick’s blog. I think she’s in love with me; (10) Nip / Tuck. Oh, and, did I mention the fact that I’m only 4’5″ tall?

Answers: 1. Daniel Sunjata; 2. Curtis Stone; 3. Blair Underwood; 4. Charlie Ebersol; 5. Jamie Durie; 6. Mark Zuppan; 7. Zinedine Zidane; 8. Rodrigo Santoro; 9. Paul Walker; and 10. Peter Dinklage.


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Tartrazina December 4, 2006 at 1:04 am

wooo hooo! certainly took away my Monday blues ;)

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Darwin December 4, 2006 at 3:59 am

I’m rubbish with names so I can’t actually name most of them but I do recognise them. I have to say, you and I seem to have really similar taste; I thought the Love Actually/Channel guy was totally hot (hotter with his glasses!) and I’ve always fancied Carrie’s Sailor but more so when he came in Rescue Me.

I can’t figure out who the 1/2 Sri Lankan is!

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MamaChristy December 4, 2006 at 9:20 am

Bravo on so many hotties in one post! Thanks!

And I had no idea that Blair Underwood was considered B list.

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History Chic December 4, 2006 at 11:55 am

I love the 10 you choose!! I only didn’t know one of them…who is Paul Walker? Just kidding :) I fell in love with that Gardening guy when he was on Oprah’s show the other day. I kept thinking …come live with me and bring your beautiful accent!!!!

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Laurie December 4, 2006 at 4:45 pm

Based strictly on those pictures, I’ll take one, eight and four to go…with extra sauce on the side.

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Little A December 4, 2006 at 7:02 pm

Was it Jamie Durie you were dating a few weeks back? He’s a minor Aussie celebrity… was it him? He made your top 10 list, so…

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Distar December 4, 2006 at 8:26 pm

jamie durie is gay no? so how can Funky have an affair with him?

Who’s the 1/2 SriLankan Aussie?

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FUNKYBROWNCHICK December 5, 2006 at 12:44 am

Tartrazina: I really like the Manly Mondays. I think I’ll keep doing them for now. :)

Darwin: Okay, okay, I updated the posts with the names. And, YES, you’re soooo right. Rodrigo definitely looks better *with* glasses … Oh, and, by the way, it’s Jamie Durie. He’s 1/2 Sri Lankan — his dad is from Australia and his mom is from Galle, Sri Lanka. Gorgeous, isn’t he?

MamaChristy: Yeah, I had conversations with both Bro and Sid about the whole meaning of “B” list. Sid thinks that most people on my list are waaaay to unknown to be on the “B” list. Mags said two of the guys were “F” list. At any rate … Blair has been around for a while, but he hasn’t really commanded any major box office success in the way than, say, Denzel Washington or Matt Damon has. *BUT* he has had a long history of really strong performances. It was a touch decision, but I went with “B” list.

History Chic: Aren’t they great?!?! :) And, yes, I looooove Jamie’s accent. I need to make a visit to Australia. Just think about it … a whole continent FILLED with men that talk like that. SEXY! :)

Laurie: Good choices!!! :)

Little A: Nope, it wasn’t him. But, ooooooh I wish it was. :)

Distar: Gay? Really? Hadn’t heard that. But, if he is, it doesn’t change my opinion of him in the slightest. He’s YUMMY!!!! :)

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Little A December 5, 2006 at 4:58 am

I’m pretty sure Jamie Durie isn’t gay – but he IS half sri lankan…

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Shasta MacNasty December 5, 2006 at 10:40 pm

:::wringing out panties after gazing upon #7:::

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK December 6, 2006 at 12:16 am

Little A: Whatever the guy is, he’s HOT!!! :)

Shasta MacNasty: Zinedine Zidane. I *LOVE* this man. He’s sexy & he’s an unbelievably talented soccer player — one of the best in the world. EVERYTHING about this man is just perfect. Great eyes, smooth skin, kissable lips. He’s lovely. :)

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sid December 6, 2006 at 11:01 am

#2 and #5 look very similar to me except for the hair. But you do have fine taste in beefcake, m’dear. I should bring back my own International Beefcake posting. I LOVE sexypants men! Don’t speak my language? Even better.

*heart flutters*
I cannot wait for the next World Cup.

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Berry December 6, 2006 at 4:05 pm

i’ll have a number 1, 3 and 7 please. to go. thanks.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK December 7, 2006 at 9:55 pm

sid: #2 Curtis Stone and #5 Jamie Durie. They’re both from Australia. Maybe the men down there all drink the same SexyJuice or something. ;)

Berry: #7 Zinedine Zidane is the hottest!!! :)

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ErrorBoy December 15, 2006 at 5:25 pm

Good luck getting some. Most of these men have ‘beards‘…

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK December 16, 2006 at 2:58 pm

Why do people assume that *all* extremely good-looking men are automatically gay? You’re a decent-looking guy, Error Boy. And, as far as I know, *you’re* not gay. :)

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xenedra March 29, 2007 at 9:14 am

Well done on not picking 10 guys who all have the exact same long hair.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK March 29, 2007 at 10:52 am

Thanks. :-)

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shakera May 25, 2007 at 6:40 am

man..man..man Zizou neva came across a sexy man like him in my lyf waooooww hes the hotest no question bout that and boi hes talented feet hes looks hes eyes make me melt and oh my hes manly thoughts proud to be ALGERIAN. luv and peace allways ur fan no mata wat ummmmmm i think im ganna be traveling ALGERIA this summer to catch up on the sexy men down there. love you Zinedine Zidane

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK May 25, 2007 at 7:45 am

Cute. :)

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