Barack Obama: Not A Cockblocker
I’m late to the game, but kisses on the lips of one of my readers — “Error Boy” — for alerting me that my beloved Barack Obama cockblocked a journalist in southern Illinois a short while ago. (I love this kind of news!!) Okay, so, here’s the story if you haven’t all ready heard it by now … Rewind. Two years ago. Obama gives a press conference or some other “official talk” in southern Illinois. A journalist, Nick Lovelady, stands up to ask a question and Obama quickly informs him that he is only taking questions from professional journalists. Nick responds that he *IS* a professional journalist. To this, Obama responds: “Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were a college student. You have such a baby face.”
Upon hearing this, allegedly, everyone in the crowded room turns and looks at Nick Lovelady. And, they laugh. At him. For a long time. Everyone … including the woman that Nick tried to hit on earlier that day. Cockblockery 101: When you’re as sexy as Barack Obama, you have to be extra special careful that your bootyliciousness doesn’t lead to unintentional cockblocking activity.
Anyway, so, fast forward to three weeks ago. Still upset by the incident from two years prior, Nick Lovelady pens an article titled “Obama Owes Me an Apology“. In it, he states: “I don’t like Sen. Barack Obama … [He] owes me a public apology for making me look like a court jester and for blocking my shot.” Ever the good sport, what does Barack Obama do upon hearing this news? You guessed it! He apologizes to Nick. You can hear the brief audio clip from NPR by clicking here. Oooooo-bama! I wanna press my face against his, part his delicious lips, and slip my wet tongue along his perfectly-aligned white teeth. Alas, unfortunately (for me), his wife got to him first. What a lucky woman. And, what a great man.
December 6th, 2006 at 3:43 am
Wow that is pretty decent of him! He sounds like a David Palmer type off 24 fame.
December 6th, 2006 at 10:04 am
I hadn’t heard this story. I love my Barack!! He’s more than “all that,” he’s the consumate “that.”
hot, handsome, and intelligent.
what a package! (ok, to be honest, I don’t really know about his “package”) ;-)
December 6th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Oh, yeah. Love him. Love. Him.
December 6th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Sorry Lady but I tagged you. Go on my site for rules. Don’t know enough about Barack to talk about him yet.
December 6th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Something tells me this Nick Lovelady still ain’t seeing any action. Because whining about a cockblock? That’s just cockblocking oneself.
December 6th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
hahahahah that’s amazing.
I love me some Barack Obama. LOVE HIM!
December 7th, 2006 at 7:33 am
Darwin: Yeah, he really does seem like a stand up guy.
Laurie: Cute! :) I giggled when I read your comment. And, yes, you’re right … he does seem to have everything; he’s great.
missb: He’s such a yummy person.
Maria: Okay, I’ll do it on Friday. On Thursday, I’m talking about my ex’s birthday.
Librarian Girl: YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT!! Good one!! :)
Brie: He’s definitely a special man.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I LOVE THAT!!!