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Barack Obama: Not A Cockblocker

December 6th, 2006 Posted in News and Politics

I’m late to the game, but kisses on the lips of one of my readers — “Error Boy” — for alerting me that my beloved Barack Obama cockblocked a journalist in southern Illinois a short while ago. (I love this kind of news!!) Okay, so, here’s the story if you haven’t all ready heard it by now … Rewind. Two years ago. Obama gives a press conference or some other “official talk” in southern Illinois. A journalist, Nick Lovelady, stands up to ask a question and Obama quickly informs him that he is only taking questions from professional journalists. Nick responds that he *IS* a professional journalist. To this, Obama responds: “Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were a college student. You have such a baby face.”

Upon hearing this, allegedly, everyone in the crowded room turns and looks at Nick Lovelady. And, they laugh. At him. For a long time. Everyone … including the woman that Nick tried to hit on earlier that day. Cockblockery 101: When you’re as sexy as Barack Obama, you have to be extra special careful that your bootyliciousness doesn’t lead to unintentional cockblocking activity.

Anyway, so, fast forward to three weeks ago. Still upset by the incident from two years prior, Nick Lovelady pens an article titled “Obama Owes Me an Apology“. In it, he states: “I don’t like Sen. Barack Obama … [He] owes me a public apology for making me look like a court jester and for blocking my shot.” Ever the good sport, what does Barack Obama do upon hearing this news? You guessed it! He apologizes to Nick. You can hear the brief audio clip from NPR by clicking here. Oooooo-bama! I wanna press my face against his, part his delicious lips, and slip my wet tongue along his perfectly-aligned white teeth. Alas, unfortunately (for me), his wife got to him first. What a lucky woman. And, what a great man.

8 Responses to “Barack Obama: Not A Cockblocker”

  1. Darwin Says:

    Wow that is pretty decent of him! He sounds like a David Palmer type off 24 fame.


  2. Laurie Says:

    I hadn’t heard this story. I love my Barack!! He’s more than “all that,” he’s the consumate “that.”
    hot, handsome, and intelligent.
    what a package! (ok, to be honest, I don’t really know about his “package”) ;-)


  3. missb Says:

    Oh, yeah. Love him. Love. Him.


  4. Maria Says:

    Sorry Lady but I tagged you. Go on my site for rules. Don’t know enough about Barack to talk about him yet.


  5. Librarian Girl Says:

    Something tells me this Nick Lovelady still ain’t seeing any action. Because whining about a cockblock? That’s just cockblocking oneself.


  6. Brie Says:

    hahahahah that’s amazing.

    I love me some Barack Obama. LOVE HIM!


  7. FUNKYBROWNCHICK Says:

    Darwin: Yeah, he really does seem like a stand up guy.

    Laurie: Cute! :) I giggled when I read your comment. And, yes, you’re right … he does seem to have everything; he’s great.

    missb: He’s such a yummy person.

    Maria: Okay, I’ll do it on Friday. On Thursday, I’m talking about my ex’s birthday.

    Librarian Girl: YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT!! Good one!! :)

    Brie: He’s definitely a special man.


  8. Bad Bad Girl Says:

    I LOVE THAT!!!


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