HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! I’m heading out of town but, as promised, I didn’t want to leave without sharing my Fake Christmas Album with you. The title of this album is “Stockings on Their Dicks” and it’s dedicated to each and everyone of you.
STOCKINGS ON THEIR DICKS: A Fake Christmas Album
Track 1: All I Want for Christmas is a Good Man
Track 2: Jingle My Bells
Track 3: The Urban Christmas Rap
Track 4: Happy Christmahanukwanzaa
Track 5: In New York, It’s Pronounced “Hanukkah”
Track 6: The Funky Brown Chick Sent Me
Track 7: Santa Got Mugged on Park Avenue
Track 8: Rumor Has It That Santa’s Elves Are All Total Whores
Track 9: Tis the Season to Gain Weight
Track 10: Stockings on Their Dicks (Hidden Track)
About the title of Track 6, The Funky Brown Chick Sent Me … Based on a game on Michele Agnew’s blog, I’ve come up with an idea that will spread a little holiday cheer. The first person to comment on my blog should wish me “Happy Holidays.” Then, the next person to comment should do the same thing *AND* leave a comment on the blog of the person whose comment appears before yours. The comment should say, “The Funky Brown Chick sent me. Happy Holidays to you and your family”, or something like that. Easy enough? Leave a comment. Check who left a comment before you. Visit their blog. Leave a holiday greeting there telling ‘em that the Funky Brown Chick sent you. Tis the season. It’s a great wait to discover a new blog & spread a little holiday cheer. So, what are you waiting for?
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Happy Holidays!
I just happened to ask my online love (IAMUNSTOPPABLE) to send me a pic of his dirty parts with a stocking hanging off of it.
Hugs and best to you and your family for a peaceful Christmas.
Stockings on their dicks- I like that. I think we should add your chorus to the original “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.”
All the best Christmas has to bring, Stolie! Hope you and yours have a lovely holiday.
I like the pass it on greeting idea!
Happy Holidays! And yeah the pass on greeting thing is a nice idea too:)
Oh! I so see a record deal in your future! ;)
Merry Christmas, darling, and safe travels!
happy Holidays Funky- yay you’re going home!
Have a very merry Xmas and a fantabulous New Year. May all your wishes come true… it will.. cause Momok said so :-D
Nollaig Shona Daoibh to you Stolie and everyone who reads you! Nightshift has finished woohoo it’s time for Christmas. Hope Santa brings Paul Walker to you!
Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, FBC.
:::singing::: “Wearing noothing but stockings on their diiiiiiiiiiicckss!”
HAWT!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SCHMOOPIE!
AWE: Thanks for being first! :-)
Maria: If he sends you a pic, post it on your blog. :-) Sharing is caring! :-)
Laurie: Same to you! :-)
Darwin: Glad you like it.
MamaChristy: One never knows what the future will bring. ;-)
distar: And, it was *good* to be home. :-)
Momok: Awwww, thanks! :-)
Nics: Nollaig Shona Daoibh to you, too! ;-)
Mel: Hope yours was a good one, too.
John Enright: Ditto. :)
Shasta MacNasty: Catchy little tune, isn’t it? ;-)
sid: DITTO Schmoopy-pie! New Year’s Eve is next!