Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me His Penis
Dear Exhibitionist Reader,
You know who you are. And, just out of curiosity … what, pray tell, inspired you to do that???? I mean, really, when I opened the email with the subject header “Maybe You Wanna Blog About This” (or something like that), I never in my wildest dreams expected to see an image of a penis. Especially not your penis. Because, well, I don’t even know who you are.
I’ll have you know that I innocently opened your email WHILE AT WORK . I got so freaked out that I immediately hit the delete button. In the future, my exhibitionist friend, should you ever feel the uncontrollable desire to send me another photo of your penis, please mark the email “NSFW.”
Many thanks,
The Funky Brown Chick
PS: To everyone else … Happy Manly Monday & Happy MLK Day.
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January 15th, 2007 at 3:37 am
LOL that was funny! Ah the price of popularity FBC…random penises (or penii?) thrown your way!
January 15th, 2007 at 8:49 am
So much for waiting until the third date to whip it out!
January 15th, 2007 at 11:11 am
That MamaChristy… She cracks me up.
The random penis owner got what he wanted, though, didn’t he? You did blog about his “gift.” For a laugh, if you haven’t already seen/heard it, you can click on this link for a similar idea in the non-digital world. Please note, the link is NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
January 15th, 2007 at 11:16 am
[Please read the following your best New York Jewish accent]
So? How was the penis?
January 15th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Right you are. But…I must know — was he worthy of a mention? If not, he would have been in fine print.
January 15th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
No one ever sends me pictures of body parts. I have had several requests for pictures of my toes.
January 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Oh my….not even dinner/drinks before hand
;) Hear ya tonight, can’t wait :)
January 15th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Call it his pee pee, that would be more humiliating.
January 15th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
EWWWW!! Did you really, really erased it or do you have a kinda trash can?? Bring that pervert to the surface my friend
I’ll listen 2 u tonight!
January 15th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Darwin: Let’s hope this is the first and the last one. :)
MamaChristy: FUNNY!
Pegs: Thanks for the “NSFW” heads up.
Howard: Actually, the thing was HUGE. He claims it was 9 inches long, but I’m sure that it was *that* long.
FairMaiden327: It was huge.
Mist1: And, have you sent them the requested pictures?
History Chic: It was a *GREAT* show. Grant & REiD rocked!
Raymond: :-)
Nat: Unfortunately, I deleted it right away. The shock of seeing it freaked me out and my action was a quick reflex to get rid of it.
January 16th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHA … oh man!
January 17th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Yeah, I’d have to say that it was definitely one of the most, um, “interesting” pieces of email that I’ve received lately. :)
January 19th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Is it just me, or do you not so much complain about the fact you received a ‘free’ p’e'n’i’s’, but rather the fact that it wasn’t properly marked as NSFW…
February 24th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Hmmm … My gut reaction was to the fact that it wasn’t marked “NSFW”. But, now that I think about it, I don’t necessarily want to receive a flood of images of pen;ses in my inbox either.