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Royal Hot: Prince Harry vs. Prince William

January 29th, 2007 Posted in Manly Mondays, Understanding Men

Hear, ye! Hear ye! Welcome to Manly Monday. I should let you people know that I’ve been doing a little bit of thinking, and I’ve noticed a disturbing trend that should alarm you. Follow me on this one . . . First, sexpert & resident “British chappie” Grant Stoddard takes NYC’s women by storm, right? Then, soccer player David Beckham packs his bags and moves to Los Angeles. And, now, the little golden guy known as Oscar gives a nod to the movie “The Queen”. This can only mean one thing. Cool Britannia is back, and the British are gearing up for another invasion.

My fellow citizens, pick up your guns.

Given the forthcoming takeover, I guess it’s only appropriate that we devote today’s Manly Monday to England and the two princes. So . . . Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. (Actually, make that *2* Englishmen.) When he was in his teens, I think William was hotter than Harry. But, as William ages, he starts to look more and more like his dad. And, that’s not a good thing. Who’s hotter? Who’s hotter? Prince Harry or Prince William? If I have to pick, I choose Harry. Sure, The Guardian once called Harry “a stupid young man [. . .] who seems less interested in preparing for a life of royal service than auditioning for the role of village idiot.” Village idiot? That’s probably a bit harsh but, then again, Harry *does* do very idiotic things. Hmmm … tell me, which of the royal brothers do you prefer? Prince William, Prince Harry, or neither?

20 Responses to “Royal Hot: Prince Harry vs. Prince William”

  1. Darwin Says:

    Nearly everyone I knew as a teen had a thing for William which probably made me not fancy him. I do admit that he was quite fit though, but you’re right he’s taking after his dad now and that’s not a good thing! On the other hand I don’t think I could ever reconcile myself to thinking Harry is even remotely attractive or hot because I’ve always thought of him as a bit of a twat!


  2. Bro Says:

    Yeah, William has not aged well. Harry has caught up, or at least that’s what I thought until I saw a pic of him recently. NOT so good. So maybe I’m through with the brothers royal! However, check out Andrea Casiraghi (or something like that) — he’s part of the royal fam of Monaco. Nice!


  3. Susan Says:

    Harry’s a hottie. Wills tends to look exhausted most of the time…


  4. Nat Says:

    Hmm, I’m not absolutely fascinated by them, but out of the two I’d pick Harry ‘cuz he’s younger!! :D I’m such a pervert!
    Have a good one


  5. FUNKY BROWN CHICK Says:

    Darwin: Twat? I love British expressions. :) We should start using that word on this side of the pond.

    Bro: Andrea Casiraghi looks like a woman.

    Susan: Yeah, it’s funny because Harry used to be a really ugly kid, but he totally got hotter somehow.

    Nat: When I saw Notes on a Scandal, my friend and I were kind of drooling over the young guy. Then we realized, “wait … isn’t he only 16 or something like that?!!?!?!” Oh, I *TOTALLY* felt like a perv then. So, I know what you mean. :)


  6. ErrorBoy Says:

    Re: younger men…

    I have yet to meet a 16-year old man/boy who would not like to ‘get it on’ with an ‘older’ (21-30) woman… Quite frankly I think it’s a crime to call that a crime… Most already fantasize about you luscious (pre-)MILFers anyhow — three times daily at least (as far as I can recall).


  7. FUNKY BROWN CHICK Says:

    Hmmm, I wonder what the appeal of the “older woman” is . . .


  8. AmyD Says:

    Hmm…good question! I think they are both hot (and I feel like a filthy cradle-robber for even saying that), but over the past couple years, Harry really has gained a certain naughty sex appeal. Ugh, now I feel doubly sick, because one of my nephews completely looks like he will look like Harry when he gets older.

    OK, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I gotta go… ;o)


  9. FUNKY BROWN CHICK Says:

    Funny. By the way, this reminds me … I owe you an email about one of your posts.


  10. sid Says:

    Harry. Sort of. I love red hair, but they are both quite wonky looking…


  11. FUNKY BROWN CHICK Says:

    I’m usually not a fan of men with red hair, but Harry *is* a cutie-pie. :)


  12. ErrorBoy Says:

    Re: appeal of the older woman… In Holland there’s a weird saying: “it’s best to learn how on an old bike…”


  13. FUNKYBROWNCHICK Says:

    :-)


  14. Mary Angel Says:

    I’m not englishmen, therefore sorry if I write with errors.The year has passed and I can confidently tell that for me both of them remain equally attractive. Unfortunately you have not given variant where would be designated that to choose both. I think that to make representation about someone it is necessary to know it personally, instead of make conclusions reading yellow press. On my personally experience I know that written it is necessary to divide not on 2 and at all on 8… P.S.: Besides why to you not leave them alone? They people and have the right to error too, don’t forget about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…


  15. funkybrownchick Says:

    Hey Mary,

    I understand your message. It is okay that English isn’t for your first language. I am not mean to Harry and William. I like them. They are both good men; I think Harry is more attractive. That’s why I write about them. It’s not bad. :)

    FBC


  16. bibi Says:

    I think Prince Harry is so hot,sexy,sweet,and handsome.Prince Harry is a real eyecandy when I see him pitcher I go crazy I just want to have sex with him.I want him to fuck me with him big dick but I just don’t want to have sex with him I also want to marries to him as well.He is my sweet and sexy baby


  17. funkybrownchick Says:

    I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying. You *LIKE* him or you *DON’T* like him? Couldn’t tell. ;)


  18. DDA Says:

    I’ve always liked William more.
    I am surprised that people find Harry hot lol – guess being a Royal gives an extra appeal (although I think the monarchy should be abolished:)


  19. PJP Says:

    Harry is by far the hotter one.  Did you see those shirtless pics of him in Afghanistan?  Yum!  Back in their teen years, Harry was the one playing rugby and getting bruised and bloodied, while William was reading poetry.  And even though he is the younger one, he joined the military first and outranks his older brother.  Both are good looking (Though William less so recently), but I think it depends on what you like… if it’s a sensitive guy with soft eyes and a kind heart, then pick William.  If it’s a bad boy with a hard body who speaks his mind and is more of a man’s man… then it’s Harry. 


  20. cam Says:

    TOTALLY HARRY  he is so hot :P


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