On Valentine’s Day, White Castle Is for Lovers
February 14th, 2007 ·
Maaaan, what the fuck is going on with the world??? Okay, so, I have to admit that I took a brief hiatus from reading others’ blogs for a couple of weeks. Life got a little hectic, and I didn’t have time. But, I’m back. Sort of. Anyway, so, I’m catching up on my usual reads, right? Well, that’s when I notice that Gawker hosted a Win a Valentine’s Day “White Castle” Date with The Assimilated Negro contest. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t ever consider White Castle a Valentine’s Day destination. Ever. White Castle??? I almost died laughing. It was so unbelievable that I thought it had to be a joke. But, lo and behold, I headed over to White Castle’s website only to see that it’s true:
Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required [...]
Hell has, indeed, frozen over. But, you know what’s really scary? I honestly considered entering the competition for the date! Have you *seen* The Assimilated Negro? He’s hawt!!! In the end, I didn’t apply; but, I gotta give him and Gawker props for coming up with a pretty wacky, but brilliant, idea for celebrating Valentine’s Day.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!!
February 14th, 2007 ·
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Ahhh I wondered why it was sooo cold in my room, but hell was frozen eh? :P Anywho isnt white castle some burgerking llike restaurant??
How can you not have a great valentines day there?? Burgers, fries and the hungry look in your lovers eyes. Hungry for burgers that is lol
Happpy v-day girl ^^
you don’t need a man to spread the love!!
Oddly, I have actually heard of this reservations-at-White Castle phenomenon. Some guy at work told me about it. (None of the ladies were impressed.)
What to hear another story of absurdity from White Castle? I got a postcard in the mail from them a few weeks ago announcing banquet/catering services. They’re encouraging you to order sliders in bulk for your next big event. Among the suggested events they listed? Engagement parties and weddings. Um, yeah. No.
That is AWESOME and ORIGINAL!!!!
And what a great way to get a date and set the bar low LOL :)
Isn’t there a stoner film about White Castle?
OMG! What kind of frick would take a chick there on Velentine’s? Stupid valentine’s day, I sold and wrapped presents for my whole city today.. stupid job I got! Happy valentine’s to the ones that love and are loved in return.
Papigiulio: Burgers are hot!!
Distar: :-)
stefanie: Catering???
Felicia: Yeah, I don’t think the bar goes any lower than White Castle.
Nics: YES! :-) Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. That movie was GREAT!!! :)
Nat: Same to you, sweetie!
Ahaha! Wow, I would think White Castle would be the place for men to take the women they DON’T like… That junk is NAST!
Hope your heart day was fabulous!!!
Thanks. :)