I Got Fined $335.10!!!
I saw this on a blog about a month ago. Here’s how it works: Read over the list of activities below. Give your self a fine for each activity in which you’ve participated. Fine yourself only once for each activity, not per incident. (So for example, if you’ve dropped acid 18 times, your fine is only $5, not $90.) Once you’ve tallied your score, post the total in the comment section below. No need to give too much information. You don’t have to say *which* activities you’ve done. You just have to post your total fine. Ready? Here we go:
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
February 15th, 2007 at 1:01 am
I only got $280.60 in fines .. *sighz* I’m not as bad as you ;o)
February 15th, 2007 at 1:55 am
$190.00 ;)
don’t drink don’t smoke – what do ya do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside…
February 15th, 2007 at 3:20 am
$175. How vanilla am I?!!
February 15th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Bexxie: I swear I’m not a bad girl! We just need more people to comment so that I’m not the person with the highest score. :)
Susan: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!
Darwin: You don’t fool me. A low score doesn’t necessarily = vanilla. For example, your score was $175, right? Okay, so, say you totally could have gotten that score if you were in love with two people at the same time ($50) *AND*, you know, one of those people was a person you’d had sex with on MySpace ($25) and the other was someone you’d slept with in exchange for money ($100). Your score would still be $175. I’m not fooled by the people with low scores. I wouldn’t be surprised if you guys were the most kinky among us. ;)
February 15th, 2007 at 9:31 am
$185.50
I am even less scandalous than I thought.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Uh…I don’t want to say my total now that I’ve seen every elses. Let’s just say it’s JUST shy of 400… YIKES. Ahaha!
Does that make me a skank? ;o)
February 15th, 2007 at 10:58 am
$90 and some change, and I thought I was a wild child.
February 15th, 2007 at 11:00 am
$195.10…
February 15th, 2007 at 11:06 am
stefanie: Like I said, it’s the ones with *low* scores that make me worry …
AmyD: You peed in the pool, didn’t you???
Nics: You’re an angel. Now, *I* kinda feel bad. I’m just waiting for the person with a score of +500 to respond … and/or the person with $0.10. :-)
Bro: YOU’RE A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
February 15th, 2007 at 11:47 am
man, I added it up twice to make sure it was accurate: $510.60 :)
February 15th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Uhhhh…. are you sure you want to know?
$790.60
I guess I’ve been more adventurous than I realized.
February 15th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
AM NOT! :)
February 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I got a cute little $75.00 fine.
February 15th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
$640.60, do you accept checks?
Which item in this list should one really be ashamed of? (except of course the $100+ stealing). By the way, this list must be from the mid-west or something… many things are illegal, low fines to compensate for local income/IQ levels…
February 15th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
sonofabitch.
$570.50
(yea, I peed in a pool…sue me! ! was six! And why is peeing in a pool worth half a buck and kissing someone you don’t know only a dime! I’ve actually never kissed someone whose name I didn’t know! But I’m being penalized for tinkling in a pool?)
February 15th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
$106.50. I thought that was kind of high for me, but then I felt better when I read some of the other comments.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:37 am
$410
I thought I added wrong so I went back and did it again. Yup, $410.
February 16th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Donna: Seeee! It *IS* the quite ones that always shock you. :)
Howard: YOU WIN!!!! :) What, I don’t know. But, that score is DEFINITELY the big winner. I should add up the total points possible to see if you answered yes to everything.
Bro: Yes, you are.
cici: I think you’ve got the lowest score. You’re even more of an angel than Nics.
ErrorBoy: I LOVE the midwest!!!!! :)
missb: Wow! I don’t know what it is, but I just KNEW you had a Bad Girl side to you!!! :)
Pegs: And, on the flipside, did you feel *worse* when you read other comments from those who had scores much lower than yours?
Mel: Your score is higher than mine. :) Maaaaaan, it’s always the seemingly “quiet” folks that have the kinkiest stories.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:11 am
Late and last, it’s me!
$335.50
I thought I’d score no more than $150! but, oh well..
February 16th, 2007 at 8:37 am
HEY, we got the same score!!! But, the difference in change tells me that I’ve kissed boys that I didn’t know (0.10) and you’ve peed in the pool (0.50). :-)
February 16th, 2007 at 11:55 am
I can honestly say that I did not answer yes to everything. I’ve never done acid and all the jail stuff — never been near a jail (knock on virtual wood, pun intended).
February 16th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
*knock on wood*
Very funny! :-)
February 16th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Hey!
My ‘fine’ was $365.80.
I think that’s pretty average…
February 17th, 2007 at 2:57 am
eeeeek, 390! welcome to nerve!
xoxo, d
February 17th, 2007 at 4:56 am
…$50.60
Hi. I’d like to intruduce myself. I’m Vanilla!
February 17th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Mitch: Like I said, you can’t *really* tell by the fine. :)
simplyd: Awww, thanks for the “welcome”!!! :-) Is this your first time at FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com? If so, “welcome” to you as well. :)
Kristal: I’m telling ya, I’m not fooled by the the folks with the low scores. :-) You totally could have had a threesome in a pool with people that you didn’t even know and you’d still have the same score.
February 17th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
$480.10. Damn!
February 18th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Damn? I’m not sure if that means you wanted your score to be lower … or higher. ;-)
February 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Beat you by a payphone (you remember those, right?) call.
$335.60
February 19th, 2007 at 12:36 am
Odd that the scores were so similar.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
ummm…i think your rating system is a bit arbitrary. i got fined $500.60 and i’m a really nice girl.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
That’s what they all say … :-)
March 19th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hmmmm … 695.60. Sorry for the late response, but just found this site!
March 20th, 2007 at 9:50 am
You’re in second place!!! Nobody can beat Howard. :-)
April 27th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Today’s “delurk” post brought me out of my silence, and now here I am posting again… with a fine of $455.50. This blog is expensive; I’m going back to lurking.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I thought I had added to the comment list a long time ago, but here goes:
I owe $2,572,110.50!
Wait a minute, you mean I wasn’t supposed to add tn bucks for *every time* I masturbated? Oh. My bad. I owe $10.50. (I peed in the pool too.)
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:38 am
@ bishop: You’re funny! :) You should come out more often.
@ Baba Doodlius: Hey, that’s A LOT of masturbation. ;)
March 16th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
my fine was $335.10. Heres the clincher, Im seventeen.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Lovely that we got the same fine, but I gotta be honest … this site is really kinda meant for +18. :)