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Bexxie February 15, 2007 at 1:01 am

I only got $280.60 in fines .. *sighz* I’m not as bad as you ;o)

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Susan February 15, 2007 at 1:55 am

$190.00 ;)

don’t drink don’t smoke – what do ya do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside…

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Darwin February 15, 2007 at 3:20 am

$175. How vanilla am I?!!

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 15, 2007 at 8:15 am

Bexxie: I swear I’m not a bad girl! We just need more people to comment so that I’m not the person with the highest score. :)

Susan: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

Darwin: You don’t fool me. A low score doesn’t necessarily = vanilla. For example, your score was $175, right? Okay, so, say you totally could have gotten that score if you were in love with two people at the same time ($50) *AND*, you know, one of those people was a person you’d had sex with on MySpace ($25) and the other was someone you’d slept with in exchange for money ($100). Your score would still be $175. I’m not fooled by the people with low scores. I wouldn’t be surprised if you guys were the most kinky among us. ;)

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stefanie February 15, 2007 at 9:31 am

$185.50

I am even less scandalous than I thought.

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AmyD February 15, 2007 at 10:23 am

Uh…I don’t want to say my total now that I’ve seen every elses. Let’s just say it’s JUST shy of 400… YIKES. Ahaha!

Does that make me a skank? ;o)

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Nics February 15, 2007 at 10:58 am

$90 and some change, and I thought I was a wild child.

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Bro February 15, 2007 at 11:00 am

$195.10…

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 15, 2007 at 11:06 am

stefanie: Like I said, it’s the ones with *low* scores that make me worry …

AmyD: You peed in the pool, didn’t you???

Nics: You’re an angel. Now, *I* kinda feel bad. I’m just waiting for the person with a score of +500 to respond … and/or the person with $0.10. :-)

Bro: YOU’RE A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Donna February 15, 2007 at 11:47 am

man, I added it up twice to make sure it was accurate: $510.60 :)

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Howard February 15, 2007 at 12:35 pm

Uhhhh…. are you sure you want to know?

$790.60

I guess I’ve been more adventurous than I realized.

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Bro February 15, 2007 at 3:22 pm

AM NOT! :)

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cici February 15, 2007 at 4:18 pm

I got a cute little $75.00 fine.

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ErrorBoy February 15, 2007 at 8:01 pm

$640.60, do you accept checks?

Which item in this list should one really be ashamed of? (except of course the $100+ stealing). By the way, this list must be from the mid-west or something… many things are illegal, low fines to compensate for local income/IQ levels…

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missb February 15, 2007 at 8:04 pm

sonofabitch.

$570.50

(yea, I peed in a pool…sue me! ! was six! And why is peeing in a pool worth half a buck and kissing someone you don’t know only a dime! I’ve actually never kissed someone whose name I didn’t know! But I’m being penalized for tinkling in a pool?)

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Pegs February 15, 2007 at 8:11 pm

$106.50. I thought that was kind of high for me, but then I felt better when I read some of the other comments.

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Mel February 16, 2007 at 3:37 am

$410

I thought I added wrong so I went back and did it again. Yup, $410.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 16, 2007 at 5:32 am

Donna: Seeee! It *IS* the quite ones that always shock you. :)

Howard: YOU WIN!!!! :) What, I don’t know. But, that score is DEFINITELY the big winner. I should add up the total points possible to see if you answered yes to everything.

Bro: Yes, you are.

cici: I think you’ve got the lowest score. You’re even more of an angel than Nics.

ErrorBoy: I LOVE the midwest!!!!! :)

missb: Wow! I don’t know what it is, but I just KNEW you had a Bad Girl side to you!!! :)

Pegs: And, on the flipside, did you feel *worse* when you read other comments from those who had scores much lower than yours?

Mel: Your score is higher than mine. :) Maaaaaan, it’s always the seemingly “quiet” folks that have the kinkiest stories.

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Nat February 16, 2007 at 8:11 am

Late and last, it’s me!

$335.50

I thought I’d score no more than $150! but, oh well..

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 16, 2007 at 8:37 am

HEY, we got the same score!!! But, the difference in change tells me that I’ve kissed boys that I didn’t know (0.10) and you’ve peed in the pool (0.50). :-)

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Howard February 16, 2007 at 11:55 am

I can honestly say that I did not answer yes to everything. I’ve never done acid and all the jail stuff — never been near a jail (knock on virtual wood, pun intended).

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm

*knock on wood*

Very funny! :-)

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Mitch February 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm

Hey!

My ‘fine’ was $365.80.

I think that’s pretty average…

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simplyd February 17, 2007 at 2:57 am

eeeeek, 390! welcome to nerve!
xoxo, d

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Kristal February 17, 2007 at 4:56 am

…$50.60

Hi. I’d like to intruduce myself. I’m Vanilla!

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 17, 2007 at 8:56 am

Mitch: Like I said, you can’t *really* tell by the fine. :)

simplyd: Awww, thanks for the “welcome”!!! :-) Is this your first time at FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com? If so, “welcome” to you as well. :)

Kristal: I’m telling ya, I’m not fooled by the the folks with the low scores. :-) You totally could have had a threesome in a pool with people that you didn’t even know and you’d still have the same score.

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LD February 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm

$480.10. Damn!

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 18, 2007 at 10:12 am

Damn? I’m not sure if that means you wanted your score to be lower … or higher. ;-)

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Raymond February 18, 2007 at 11:53 pm

Beat you by a payphone (you remember those, right?) call.

$335.60

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 19, 2007 at 12:36 am

Odd that the scores were so similar.

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sarah February 20, 2007 at 7:45 pm

ummm…i think your rating system is a bit arbitrary. i got fined $500.60 and i’m a really nice girl.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK February 20, 2007 at 10:32 pm

That’s what they all say … :-)

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D March 19, 2007 at 6:07 pm

Hmmmm … 695.60. Sorry for the late response, but just found this site!

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK March 20, 2007 at 9:50 am

You’re in second place!!! Nobody can beat Howard. :-)

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bishop April 27, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Today’s “delurk” post brought me out of my silence, and now here I am posting again… with a fine of $455.50. This blog is expensive; I’m going back to lurking.

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Baba Doodlius November 2, 2007 at 3:49 pm

I thought I had added to the comment list a long time ago, but here goes:

I owe $2,572,110.50!

Wait a minute, you mean I wasn’t supposed to add tn bucks for *every time* I masturbated? Oh. My bad. I owe $10.50. (I peed in the pool too.)

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funkybrownchick November 3, 2007 at 8:38 am

@ bishop: You’re funny! :) You should come out more often.

@ Baba Doodlius: Hey, that’s A LOT of masturbation. ;)

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NightlingM March 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm

my fine was $335.10. Heres the clincher, Im seventeen.

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funkybrownchick March 16, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Lovely that we got the same fine, but I gotta be honest … this site is really kinda meant for +18. :)

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