Open Letter to The Guy Who Sent Me Pictures of Himself Wearing a Thong
Dear Bethonged Reader,
When I opened my email inbox last week, I must admit that I was a little surprised to receive your message. Don’t get me wrong. After all, I publish my email address because I actually *like* to hear from my readers. I don’t always respond to everything because I’m bad at keeping up with email, but I do indeed read everything. Actually, I’ve become quite accustomed to receiving all kinds of interesting things via email. Remember the guy who sent me a picture of his penis? Oh, and, don’t even get me started on the barrage of spam emails that offer me the latest and greatest news about breakthroughs in penis enlargement. But, I digress. This letter is not about that. This letter is about you. You and your thong:
You. Are. A. Very. Special. Person. I wish to highly commend you for your courageousness and your outstandingly perfect ass. It’s obvious that you work out. Good job son. I was so moved by your decision to pose (electronically) as a thong-model, that I am devoting the Manly Monday post for Monday, February 26th to your thong. Specifically, the snug little black one in the top photo.
Now, before I close this letter, I want be sure to say thank you for reading my blog. I can only assume that you sent the pictures in response to my “Should Men Wear Thongs” post. At the same time … Please know, when I typed “I want to see a guy in a thong”, I didn’t *really* expect anyone to send pictures. I’m just a goofball with a computer, a blog and two fingers that know how to type. It’s important that you not take everything I say on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com literally.
All the best to you … and your collection of thongs.
Sincerely,
FUNKYBROWNCHICK
February 26th, 2007 at 1:02 am
disturbing. just disturbing. nevertheless, that is a nice ass, but one that a pair of boxer briefs would do much more justice.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:02 am
LOL – Ewwwwwww!! Give me a pair of Calvins any day!!
February 26th, 2007 at 4:02 am
Very nice ass to be sure:D But I’ve got to agree with everyone else, the perfect ass clothed in the perfect pair of boxer briefs is even hotter.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
When it comes to underwear on men, more is more. That said, nice butt.
February 26th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Nice ass! (from a connoisseur of nice asses) LOL!
I do however prefer a nice tight fitting pair of Calvins, myself!
Mwah!
February 26th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Never got the calvins… my all-time fave is the 2XIst No-show Trunk.
100% cotton, tight in the right places, but with “room to grow”, no unwanted dangling allows for careful positioning even in those european-cut suits, so you can sit down with confidence. Coupled with a very decent cheek-separation even on the hottest summer subway rides… and in colors other than white.
Who needs more? I found a picture for ya too but can’t post links or URLs here, so look for ‘2xist Contrast No-Show Trunk 3133C’ in Amazon (who knew they carried undies and men voted for them?)
EB
PS I only recently found out the brand name is pronounced as ‘to exist’ and not ‘two-timist’ ;-)
February 27th, 2007 at 12:40 am
cici: He DOES have a nice ass, doesn’t he? :)
Bexxie: I love Calvin Klein boxer briefs!!! :) They even come in really pretty colors.
Darwin & MamaChristy: So, you’re both “NOs” when it comes to men in thongs? Anyone pro-thong willing to step forward?
tonito bandito: Calvin Klein is the superman of underwear. I think EVERYONE loves men in Calvins.
ErrorBoy: Okay. Maybe not everyone. I’d actually never heard of 2XIst, so I thought it was pronounced ‘two-timist’ too. :-)
February 27th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Wahahaha this is whack. Tho I should try posting it on my blog “I want to see a cute girl in a thong” :P
February 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Um…am I the only one who likes my man to have at least a LITTLE hair on his ass? Don’t get me wrong; I don’t like a hairy man, and feel very lucky that my honey isn’t one, but if you wouldn’t have told me this was a man’s ass, Stolie, I honestly wouldn’t have known. And that? That ain’t right.
Nonetheless, that *is* a nice, strong ass, and I can’t knock him for that!! WORK IT, thong-man!! ;o)
February 27th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Papigiulio: Hey, it might work. :)
AmyD: Harry asses? GROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!
May 29th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Im a Guy and right now im wearing a pink thong, normal back with briefs overtop. Im not gay or bio im straight. It seems completely normal to me and thongs are a lot more comfortable, they hold everything in place and are attractive. I only wear them with briefs over top and I think of them as my little secret. THis isnt wrong, maybe to you, but maybe girls should try wearing mens underwear and think about how it feels.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Good point.
July 4th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Thanks, its been awhile since I sent the pics, and I ran into this quite by accident. The thread is interesting for me to read. Yep, this is my little bit of kinkiness. But I feel sexy in them, and at least some women seem to find it sexy that I wear them. As for boxers, I actually never found them too comfortable. To be honest…It’s hard to keep your “stuff” in place in boxers, and with any form fitting clothing, they tend bunch up, and make my ass feel HUGE! They are reasonably comfortable in loose fitting pants. I have some silk boxers, but use them mostly as pajamas. Oh, and by the way, I am naturally very hairless!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:34 am
:)
February 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Ive been wearing thongs for about 4 years,they hold me in comfortably un like boxers ect.I wear them low so i dontgive myself a wedgie.My wife loves me wearing them and buys them for me.Satin ones are best.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:45 am
I am an Afrikan-American male and I have been wearing thongs along with bikinis and boxers for years. The shit I wear would be considered sexxxxxy, erotic or risque.’ That’s how I do me. None of that fruit of the looms “tighty whitey” bull shit. I like comfort with mad sexxxxx appeal. Fuck tha haters!
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 am
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