Comments on: Sanjaya Malakar and Other Annoying Things http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK® chronicles her life. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:56:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11596 FUNKY BROWN CHICK Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:57:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11596 Can't disagree with you there. You may be on to something ... Can’t disagree with you there. You may be on to something …

]]> By: Andy http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11575 Andy Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:45:53 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11575 I have this sneaking suspicion that Americans are taking all the anxiety, anger and frustration they've been holding in since 2001 and directing it toward Sanjaya. But he deserves it, so screw 'im. I've got my money on Haley Scarnato for the next American Idol. Why? Well, because she's pretty but not threateningly sexual. Yes, I mention her looks first because it's not really her voice that's going to take her to the top. She's got the makings of a bland pop star who will sell one or two inoffensive albums then fade into obscurity. Most importantly, she knows exactly how to market her sexuality. Remember how she went bra-less during '60s Week? And then responded to Seacrest with a wide-eyed, faux-innocent "Who? Little ol' me?" when Seacrest made a sly reference to her lack of support? Haley Scarnato for the win. And, yeah, I know I'm putting myself out there on a limb since she was bottom two last week. I have this sneaking suspicion that Americans are taking all the anxiety, anger and frustration they’ve been holding in since 2001 and directing it toward Sanjaya. But he deserves it, so screw ‘im.

I’ve got my money on Haley Scarnato for the next American Idol. Why? Well, because she’s pretty but not threateningly sexual. Yes, I mention her looks first because it’s not really her voice that’s going to take her to the top. She’s got the makings of a bland pop star who will sell one or two inoffensive albums then fade into obscurity.

Most importantly, she knows exactly how to market her sexuality. Remember how she went bra-less during ’60s Week? And then responded to Seacrest with a wide-eyed, faux-innocent “Who? Little ol’ me?” when Seacrest made a sly reference to her lack of support?

Haley Scarnato for the win. And, yeah, I know I’m putting myself out there on a limb since she was bottom two last week.

]]> By: FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11561 FUNKY BROWN CHICK Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:44:39 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11561 <b>MamaChristy</b>: THANKS for the link!! Hadn't seen that one. <b>Darwin</b>: He *is* the "worst" guy, kind of. It's like that show Cupid from a few years back. There was this crazy Austrian guy named <a href="http://www.robertamstler.com/goals.htm" rel="nofollow">Robert</a>. It was CLEAR that the girl didn't like him and, not to mention, he was completely nutty. But, still, people kept voting for him so that he'd stay on the show. I think he made it to the finals. <b>melo</b>: I *LOVE* America's Next Top Model!!! :) See, this is *exactly* why I gave up watching TV for so long. I have no control. I get hooked on really bad reality TV fairly easily. <b>Nat</b>: I'm not a fan of men with long hair but, oddly enough, I actually like Sanjaya's hair. MamaChristy: THANKS for the link!! Hadn’t seen that one.

Darwin: He *is* the “worst” guy, kind of. It’s like that show Cupid from a few years back. There was this crazy Austrian guy named Robert. It was CLEAR that the girl didn’t like him and, not to mention, he was completely nutty. But, still, people kept voting for him so that he’d stay on the show. I think he made it to the finals.

melo: I *LOVE* America’s Next Top Model!!! :) See, this is *exactly* why I gave up watching TV for so long. I have no control. I get hooked on really bad reality TV fairly easily.

Nat: I’m not a fan of men with long hair but, oddly enough, I actually like Sanjaya’s hair.

]]> By: Nat http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11558 Nat Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:35:36 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11558 When it comes to hot guys, I can say I guy is hot when his hair is not as shinny and beautiful than mine.. c'mon, that's our field of expertise! When it comes to hot guys, I can say I guy is hot when his hair is not as shinny and beautiful than mine.. c’mon, that’s our field of expertise!

]]> By: melo http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11557 melo Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:09:37 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11557 he's been the x-factor of the show and i wouldn't be surprise if he makes it to the top and become the next american.... oh, wait... did i just confessed to entire world wide web how much of a loser i am.... i did. why do i always do that! {bangs head on the desk, as i hit the "Submit Comment" button, anyway} he’s been the x-factor of the show and i wouldn’t be surprise if he makes it to the top and become the next american…. oh, wait… did i just confessed to entire world wide web how much of a loser i am…. i did. why do i always do that! {bangs head on the desk, as i hit the “Submit Comment” button, anyway}

]]> By: Darwin http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11549 Darwin Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:29:10 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11549 I'm not a Sanjaya FAN per se but I do have a sneaky votefortheworst type sympathy with him. Plus he seems a nice enough guy, even if a bit strange. And I have to admit I LOVE the hair! It's so shiny! I can't quite bring myself to root for anyone this season as they all leave me rather cold, a far cry from last year's Chris Daughtry who was so awesome *drool*. So hey it'd be cool to see someone strange like Sanjaya win! I’m not a Sanjaya FAN per se but I do have a sneaky votefortheworst type sympathy with him. Plus he seems a nice enough guy, even if a bit strange. And I have to admit I LOVE the hair! It’s so shiny!

I can’t quite bring myself to root for anyone this season as they all leave me rather cold, a far cry from last year’s Chris Daughtry who was so awesome *drool*. So hey it’d be cool to see someone strange like Sanjaya win!

]]> By: MamaChristy http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/comment-page-1/#comment-11541 MamaChristy Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:11:15 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/04/02/sanjaya-malakar-and-other-annoying-things/#comment-11541 I don't find Sanjaya appealing at all. I find him shaggy rather than sexy - and I tend to like long hair on a dude - and he does NOT sing well. "But Christy, how would he still be on the show if it can't sing?" <a href="http://votefortheworst.com/" rel="nofollow">This</a> is how. I don’t find Sanjaya appealing at all. I find him shaggy rather than sexy – and I tend to like long hair on a dude – and he does NOT sing well.

“But Christy, how would he still be on the show if it can’t sing?”

This is how.

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