I’m on the phone with my friend Mags when she casually mentions that I never say anything about her on my blog anymore. (Hi, Mags!) It’s odd to actually have a conversation about the stuff that I say on my blog, but I digress. Anyway, so, my real life conversation with Mags somehow turns to online dating & matchmaking. About a year ago, I hooked fellow blogger Mitch up with a blind date using only my blog and two typing fingers. He’s currently single, but I wonder if three times is a charm. Maybe? I don’t know, but I’m gonna give it a shot. Okay, so, if you missed the first “Hottie Available for Hookup” on the FBC last year, here’s how this works …
Currently, I typically get about 20,000 sexy muthafuckin’ monthly visitors on “the FBC”, FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com. And, I’m willing to bet that at good percentage of the folks reading these words right now are, you know, “normal”. Just like you. So, if you live in Chicago or DC and you’re daring enough to go on (or set your male friend up for) a blind date, email me and I’ll put you in contact with one of the women below. If you don’t live in Chicago or DC, fret not, you can play along too. Non-Chicago (or non-DC) dwellers can simply click HERE to forward this post to a friend. It’s a small world. *SOMEBODY* out there knows someone (who knows someone) who knows a guy who would be perfect for this blind date thing.
Mags @ Washington, DCI’ve known this chick since I was a freshman in college! If you’ve got a fetish for short (5’0″) sweet women with red hair, Mags is just the chick for you. She’d probably fit well with an outgoing, friendly, intelligent guy who can make her laugh. Closed-minded men need not apply … neither should self-righteous emo-rockers. Stick to the middle of the road, folks; she was raised in the suburbs! By the way, Mags has an awesome sense of humor. If you’ve never checked out Conversations with Mags and Bro, you should. Check Mags’ profound rantings about her ethnicity, health and the importance of good grammar.
K-Mac @ Chicago
When I first moved back to Chicago five years ago, my wild child friend “Lady D” introduced me to K-Mac. (And, just for the record … before any of you fools ask … YES, that is her real hair!!!!) K-Mac is a Georgia peach with southern values. She knows how to make an intelligent, educated man with a good sense of humor happy. VERY happy. She’d fit well with a guy who’s into reading & traveling. K-Mac is taller than I am. Maybe 5’7″ or 5’8″? So, the guy for her should probably be somewhat tall and slim. By the way … K-Mac is a nice, friendly, upstanding woman in the community. She’s got a great job and her own money … so she’s not going to be after yours. :)
Okay, so, those are the two latest “Hottie Hookups”. Why do I do this? Well, as I’ve said before, I believe in Karma. If I help my fellow man (and, in this case, woman) out in the lovin’ & fuckin’ department, the Karma Gods might smile on me and eventually reward me with a really good date here in NYC some day. What goes around comes around, eh? So, come on. Let’s all bond together to help these ladies out. Click HERE to forward this post to a friend.
