According to sources on the internet ( … the bible of all things good and true …), inverted exclamation points are used in some languages, such as Spanish, to express an excited and exclamatory statement. So, today it’s only appropriate that I greet you with a cheery: ¡¡¡¡¡Hola chicas y chicos!!!!!
Do you know what today is? If this is your first time here at FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com, you may not know that I like to do “Reader Appreciation Days” every so often. There was the first one, the one where I fucked each of you, and then there were all of the other “Reader Appreciation Days” in between. (And, who could forget my love for Kyla?) Okay, so, until now the RADs were always just public, written expressions of my love for you. But, that’s about to change:
Single. Sexy. Blogging.
Slainte @ 6:00pm
304 Bowery
Friday, May 4th.
It’s just a teeny little pre-Cinco de Mayo get together for a few readers and fellow NYC bloggers. And, hey, your second round of drinks is on me! Wait. Check that. I lied. The second round is on the house. (They have a 2-for-1 happy hour.) You don’t have to be single, sexy, and blogging to attend but you should be *AT LEAST* one of those things. I originally thought of this idea about a month ago, and I think that first Friday in May works well. (Apologies for the delay.) Hope to see a few of you there. But, if you don’t want to come, that’s okay. I’m sooooo not afraid to drink alone.

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I may catch a flight to join you!
I know you totally love me, FBC. :)
I’d be there in a heartbeat if I didn’t live on the other side of the country! Man. Maybe I’ll throw a RAD party of my own…
Have a good time!
I politely request for you to review the events of my 40th b’day party. And why do I believe that I should be worthy of your attention? Well because I am the Bro-In-Law of Tonito Bandito…
And… I have kind of a crush.
tonito bandito: Wow, you *are* a loyal reader aren’t you?
kyla: I do have love in my heart for you!!! :-)
Bro-In-Law: Happy Birthday. Wow! A crush? I’m flattered. At the same time, I have to save you the heartbreak: thanks but no thanks. I’m not into married guys, bro-”in-law”.
Boooo! I won’t be in town then! Sigh. Meh. What you doin’ next week? We should have dinner or drinks before May. :D
I just read this comment, so I just wrote you back via email. Check your inbox. :)