Dear FBC Readers,
Hello, my loves. As many of you already know, I’m maintaining two blogs at the moment but I like to keep them separate. If you read something that you like (or hate) over at Nerve, I ask you to comment over there. And, if you read something that you like (or hate) here at FBC, I welcome your comments here. It’s simple, really: Nerve and FBC are two separate blogs. Not to mention, for the most part, they have two separate audiences. (You can’t assume that people reading FBC know what I’ve written on Nerve. And, vice versa.) Having said that, I simply must confess something to you my sweet little darlings…
This is one of the most painful open letters that I’ve ever had to write. You see, the truth is … I’ve been cheating on you.
I’ve told Nerve readers more details about my recent dating adventures than I’ve told you. Yes, yes, I know. It’s awful. And, I’m ashamed. You deserve better. Long-time FBC readers have stayed with me for much longer than I’ve stayed with many of my ex-boyfriends. Hell, if you keep reading for another … I don’t know 3 – 4 months? … the blogger-reader relationship that I have with each of you will have outlasted *every* boyfriend-girlfriend relationship that I’ve ever had with any man.
So, here’s what I’d like to do to make up for my cheating … For the next 24 hours, if any of you wanna use the comment link below to ask about my dating life, The Right-Winger Gunslinger, Simon, Alon, “Mr. Blue” (or any other relationship-related question that you’d like), I promise to answer any and all questions that are posted prior to midnight tonight New York time. Who gets this kind of treatment? Nerve readers? Nope; today, it’s all about you, my FBC sweets!
I can only hope that this helps rebuild the foundation that we’ve established over the past two years. My heart, as you know, has always and will always belong to you. So go ahead and ask me about anything that you wanna know about my dating life. I’m all yours.
Big drippy kisses,
FUNKYBROWNCHICK
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How many people are you dating right now?
hmmm
I heard your bit of a dom. How far are you willing to take your partner and do you have a submissive side ?
When dating someone new do you like to be challenged or does your dom side carry over outside the bedroom ?
Any clues as to your where abouts right now ?
Does the funkybrownchic do the funkychicken ?
OK, I’ll put you on the spot! ;)
You seem to think you want to find your “one and only” but you also seem to make that sort of hard for yourself. Do you think it’s been hard for you to find that one man because you really are as picky as you say you are, OR do you think that deep down, you really just don’t want to be serious or you maybe have a fear of what you would have to give up if you DID find him?
I know, I’m a bitch. Ha! Hugs!
Well, I don’t feel cheated on. You didn’t keep the information from us; it wasn’t a hidden blog. That said, I still want some dish. So tell us, what’s Funky B’s ideal date?
I don’t feel cheated on either. I read some of your stuff over at Nerve but I don’t comment because I’ve forgotten the username/pw I created when I first commented + I’m rather lazy.
Soo..my question. Well you’ve publicly ‘outed’ yourself at Nerve and most FBC readers are a few clicks away from seeing your real-life picture(s). I remember you had a lot of doubts and apprehensions about it when you first did it. Have any of them proven true? Have you had any weird randoms stalking you thanks to that? Any funny stories? Ok so it’s more than one question but they’re all related!
I don’t feel cheated on… but I will offer up a question for today.
When not meeting guys from Nerve.com personals, where do you usually meet men?
And now that you are meeting guys from Nerve.com, is it weird that right off the bat they know so much about you through your blogs? Do you always share the URLs with new dates?
ummmmm I didn’t really have a question just popping by to say hi :)
Oh, take that back…what date has introduced you to a new sound (musically) that you have taken with you?
Hey, Felicia. Thanks for popping by to say hi!!! :-)
About your question … I don’t know if this counts, but one of my exes turned me on to the operas of a random Czech composer named Janáček.
thank you. it help me a lot. richard.
i enjoy reading this, thank you!
you have a nice blog