Robert Amstler. (Because It’s Almost 5am, and I can’t sleep. And, these are the thoughts that enter one’s mind at 5 in the morning.)
Does anyone remember that relationship reality TV series called Cupid? The premise was as follows … A woman named Lisa Shannon is on a search for true love. Two of her best friends, Kimberly and Laura, tag along to help her out. Anyway, so, Lisa goes on dates with guys and America votes on the guy that they should be her match. Each week, someone gets voted off. (If it sounds a lot like American Idol, that’s because Simon Cowell created this show too.) Anyway, so, on Cupid there was this one really crazy Austrian guy named Robert Amstler. I was like 100% convinced that he *HAD TO* be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s long lost little cousin or something like that. But, he wasn’t. He was just, you know, a random crazy Austrian guy.
Anyway, so, just now I was wondering, “whatever happened to that guy?” I googled around a little bit and I found him. It wasn’t hard, his URI is robertamstler.com. Feel free to check out his site if you wanna be in the know on what’s the latest and greatest (or the tired and old) stuff with Robert.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
i like the idea behind his “goals” section….but i like the shirtless photos of him more.
May 14th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Whoa. Manly Monday is RIGHT!
May 15th, 2007 at 4:41 am
I think you want to give him a little bit of the FBCfever eh? :P
May 15th, 2007 at 7:35 am
HippieChyck: He’s not an unattractive man. But, on that show, he didn’t really come across as the most sane man on the planet.
Pegs: :)
Papigiulio: He’s not my type. But, I do like the phrase “FBCfever” as a codeword for horny. :-)
May 15th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
RA: Gay then, gay now… absolutely nothing wrong with that, just makes me wonder about your eyesight/chances for success as a single woman in NYC
PS Just thinking bout da FBC gives me a fever!
May 15th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
You said, “Just thinking bout da FBC gives me a fever!” EB, you’re such a very naughty naughty naughty boy.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I liked that show when it was on and often wonder what happens to my favorite (don’t admit I watch them…ok I do admit it) reality tv stars. Dr Will from BB was on the other day looking as cute as ever and evidently dating the girl from Love or Money 2 (Erin)!!!
May 24th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Do you guys have VH1 down there? They just did a whatever happened to show for former reality TV stars. It was great!! It’s coming on again on Saturday.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Not gay. He was my booty call for years great in bed but dumb as rocks.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:03 am
:-)
November 10th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
So, Robert approached me earlier this week telling me I’m beautiful and gave me his card and asked that I call him.
I wasn’t impressed with his looks at all. He looks like Zoolander. My question is: is he gay? He didn’t carry himself like he is into women. Also, to booty call girl: is he really that dumb? He kind of seems like meat only or something.
I don’t like to use people and I wouldn’t use him. If he’s dumb, I won’t even contact this mofo! He definitely has FBC fever because I’m a FBC!
December 27th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
YaYa
I hope you called him because he is a nice guy but unfortunately he has the qualities of a bag of rocks.
December 28th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
YaYa: Hey, there’s only one FBC around here. THE Funky Brown Chick; that’s me! :)
Sunny: :-)
September 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
i know these posts are old,dont know if i’ll get a reply.I saw robert walk into a club in L.A. couple months ago with 2 girls.One was a FBC and one was a white chick.I dont know which one was his girlfriend.The white chick was holding his arm but he was hitting on my blonde friend when he got the chance.I don’t think he is gay but he seems like he likes everything, every type.
September 30th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Jennifer, that’s cool you bumped into him at a club. When I lived in LA, I saw celebs in totally raunchy states of drunkenness. That was always good for a laugh as well as stories for the folks back home in Illinois.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Hi Twanna,yeah it sure was funny to watch.He was not in a drunken or intoxicated state at all.He just seemed to have his eyes on all the beautiful women in the club.The white brunette that walked in with him was oblivious to it all(i think).He was taking pictures of pretty girls.I would define him as a flirtatious guy that forgets who he’s with when he see an attractive woman.He looks like Clark Kent in person not really Zoolander….LOL.