Comments on: Dorothy the Simpleton, and Her Dog Toto http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles her life. Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:01:09 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16189 FUNKY BROWN CHICK Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:36:10 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16189 <b>Nics</b>: It *is* like a little folk dance! <b>Darwin</b>: I have to disagree with you here. I don't know if *anything* is worst that those little dogs. <b>Mindspin</b>: Ditto. If I ever get a dog, I want a big dog. It would be great to have a t-shirt that says, "Real Woman Have German Shepards" or "My Dog Could Eat Your Dog for Breakfast." <b>Pegs</b>: We soooo have to catch up next week!!! <b>John</b>: HILARIOUS!!! :-) Nics: It *is* like a little folk dance!

Darwin: I have to disagree with you here. I don’t know if *anything* is worst that those little dogs.

Mindspin: Ditto. If I ever get a dog, I want a big dog. It would be great to have a t-shirt that says, “Real Woman Have German Shepards” or “My Dog Could Eat Your Dog for Breakfast.”

Pegs: We soooo have to catch up next week!!!

John: HILARIOUS!!! :-)

]]> By: John http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16183 John Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:22:03 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16183 Any dog smaller than a football may be booted while running, like a kickoff. Just kidding. Any dog smaller than a football may be booted while running, like a kickoff.

Just kidding.

]]> By: Pegs http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16181 Pegs Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:04:05 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16181 There needs to be a manadatory class, maybe in junior high, about how to behave in crowded places. A few highlights from the syllabus: 1. Keep a steady pace. If you must slow or stop (as if to find other members of your group or decide which direction to go), move over! 2. Slower members of the population yield to fast movers. Old folks, sorry, but you can't walk down the middle of the path. 3. Fast movers, e.g. bikers & rollerbladers, be courteous. Slow movers will yield, but they don't have eyes in the back of their heads. and so on. I'd be happy to teach it, but I DON'T TEACH JUNIOR HIGH ANYMORE!! Yippee! There needs to be a manadatory class, maybe in junior high, about how to behave in crowded places. A few highlights from the syllabus:
1. Keep a steady pace. If you must slow or stop (as if to find other members of your group or decide which direction to go), move over!
2. Slower members of the population yield to fast movers. Old folks, sorry, but you can’t walk down the middle of the path.
3. Fast movers, e.g. bikers & rollerbladers, be courteous. Slow movers will yield, but they don’t have eyes in the back of their heads.
and so on. I’d be happy to teach it, but I DON’T TEACH JUNIOR HIGH ANYMORE!! Yippee!

]]> By: Mindspin http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16173 Mindspin Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:09:09 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16173 I hate little shit dogs. I hate little shit dogs.

]]> By: Darwin http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16165 Darwin Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:04:02 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16165 Lol that was funny! I think prams, especially double-prams are worse than rat-dogs though. The moms act as if they have a god given right to hog the entire street just because they're wheeling their brats around. At least rat-dogs and their owners aren't as condescending. Of course I'm sure there are exceptions though! Lol that was funny! I think prams, especially double-prams are worse than rat-dogs though. The moms act as if they have a god given right to hog the entire street just because they’re wheeling their brats around. At least rat-dogs and their owners aren’t as condescending. Of course I’m sure there are exceptions though!

]]> By: Nics http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/comment-page-1/#comment-16140 Nics Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:50:58 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/2007/06/12/dorothy-the-simpleton-and-her-dog-toto/#comment-16140 As much as I find that shuffle dance irritating when I'm doing it myself, usually when I'm carrying something very heavy in work and customers just won't move their trollies, it is very amusing to watch other people go through it. Reminfds me of antiquated folk dances. As much as I find that shuffle dance irritating when I’m doing it myself, usually when I’m carrying something very heavy in work and customers just won’t move their trollies, it is very amusing to watch other people go through it. Reminfds me of antiquated folk dances.

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