I Slept With Dylan

Yesterday morning, I woke up very comfortably wrapped in the strong arms of my guy friend Dylan. Yep, we slept together. In the same bed. But, get this: we didn’t have sex. And, I don’t mean that we didn’t have sex in that “everything but” kind of way. I mean that we honestly didn’t have sex. Of any kind. In any way. His penis never entered any of my orifices. Neither of our tongues physically examined the other’s genitals. So, what words were spoken? And, what romantic interlude (if any) did transpire? Um, well, that’s private.

Some of you may remember that I recently wrote about Dylan on this blog. He’s the cynical romantic, and he’s in town visiting for the weekend. He’s sweet. He’s also kind, strong, genuine, sexy, witty, thoughtful, and honest. “If he’s so great,” you might ask, “why didn’t you sleep with him?” Truth be told, I don’t really know why. Maybe I could have gone for it. Maybe he would have rejected me. Maybe he would have responded delightfully. I don’t know. I’m not inside of his head. But, I am inside of mine. And, although I’m usually up for breaching the line of friendship with a hot guy friend, I just didn’t want to do it this time. So, I didn’t. I just wasn’t in the mood. I think I’m holding out for something more here in New York. I want a relationship, not just a night of hot sex. Man, it’s been a long time since the last time I got laid. How much more time do I have before I’m officially reclassified as a virgin again? (I fear I may be dangerously close to that point now…)


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Sarah July 5, 2007 at 1:50 pm

Good for you! Hold out for what you really want! I’ve slept with the guy friend before and I feel like I tainted the relationship. I think you made the right decision.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK July 6, 2007 at 10:03 am

Aw thanks. For the record, I’m not saying that I’m *never* going to sleep with my guy friends anymore; they’re all much too tempting. :) I’m just saying (for now), I think I want more here in New York in general.

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Mitch July 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm

Well, until you pass me and my 2.5 years as celibate, I don’t think you qualify as a born again virgin!

lol!

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK July 7, 2007 at 8:11 am

ARE YOU KIDDING??? 2.5 YEARS???? Okay, now I feel completely ungrateful because 6 months seems so insignificant compared to 2.5 years.

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Baba Doodlius July 7, 2007 at 8:40 pm

Relationships are cool. Then again, so are nights of hot sex. Just sayin’. Just keep givin ‘em good blog and they’ll want both from you.

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Mr Angry July 8, 2007 at 8:08 am

I don’t think there’s a time limit, you just have to get one of those pledge rings, don’t you? Plus, I hear those born again virgin kids are mad for the oral and anal action so it isn’t all bad.

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FUNKY BROWN CHICK July 9, 2007 at 9:14 am

Baba Doodlius: Good point. Both are very very good. :-)

Mr Angry: You said, “I hear those born again virgin kids are mad for the oral and anal action so it isn’t all bad.” It’s true!! I mean, you know, it’s not like I’m speaking from experience or anything. ;)

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