You can check out my latest little contribution, “Thou Shall Not Maketh a Booty Call on the First Date” over at Nerve magazine today. Basically, it’s about this guy (“D”) who recently canceled our first date, and he then attempted to booty call me via text message on the same night. Sheesh! Just when you think dating can’t possible get any more ridiculous …
Anyway, so, in a totally unrelated and random chain of events, I’ve decided to go to DC for a visit. I leave this afternoon. Mags and a couple of other friends live there. Bro, Alison (aka Andy Milonakis’ sister), Veronica and a few other chicas are joining me. Ah … Washington, DC. Mothers, lock up your sons. Wives, lock up your husbands. A band of horny New York women are coming to town! On second thought … maybe I should stay away from DC guys while I’m there. Remember my run in with the panty-sniffing Irish boy? Oh, wait. He was from Boston. Okay. Whew! I’m safe to go to DC. More details about the trip to our nation’s capital coming soon.
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Leave D__ in your Dating Roadkill dust. He ain’t worth your time.
Have a blast in DC!
Have fun in DC–we’ll miss you back in the NYC ;-).
Pegs: Yeah, apparently he was a jackass. By the way … thanks for the call / concern. I appreciate it. I’ll give you a call back when I return to NYC.
Rochelle: I owe you an email and/or call. I’m not going to make the festivities this weekend because I’ll be out of town. By the way … can I just say that I think it’s pretty cool that there’s a good mix of people that I actually know, bloggers that I’ve met, complete strangers and the completely unknown here. I like it; it works. I should start telling more of my friends about the blog.
Have fun in DC will ya FBC. rhyme :p sorry am bored at work hehe
That DOES rhyme. :)