Wanna Meet Three Really Angry Men?
July 30th, 2007 ·
Brand new week. Brand new look here at The FBC. Over the weekend, I switched stuff around a bit. I’ve added an archives page, switched up the header images and changed a bunch of other little stuff here and there. In life, they say, change is the only constant. Things are no different on the internet. However, although my blog’s “look” has changed a little bit, the content is the same. Still blogging about my life and my dates in New York. And, every Monday morning, still celebrating all of the great and wonderful things about men. Yep, it’s Manly Monday again. And, today, I thought I’d talk about testosterone. What could possible be more manly than a hormone created by the testes? Besides, as you already know, testosterone has been in the news lately because of wrestler Chris Benoit’s murder-suicide case. Toxology reports reveal that his urine contained elevated levels of testosterone, and artificially supplementing the body’s natural testostrone levels too much (allegedly) triggers “roid rage”. Hmmm … If testosterone makes people angry, the keyboards of the three male bloggers below must ooze with the stuff. If you haven’t already, check out the three angriest men on the web:
Angry Aussie Guy blogs in “full angry mode”. He says that his therapist, girlfriend, kids and a judge all say that he’s too angry. Gotta love a blogger-writer guy who warns people against stealing his creative blog content — i.e. plagiarism, a felony & misdemeanor. In an angrily written copyright notice posted on his blog, he says: “Fuck you. Seriously. Just fuck you. This is straight up stealing. If you do this for your own commercial gain (i.e. on a site that is selling something even if it’s just advertising) you’d better believe I’m coming after you.” And, here’s the link to the Angry Aussie Guy’s blog because I want to be sure to credit him for his words (and I don’t want him to kick my ass): Angry 365 Days a Year.
This mf has a blog called “Thoughts of an Angry Black MF.” I’ll take him at his word. He is black. He is a mf. He is angry. And, coming to us from Washington, D.C., he does blog about the “everyday shyt” that bothers him. For example, he recently posted a really funny rant about the people who continue to live in the past. People who are “always tellin’ you what they USED to do? …’I USED to play semi-pro basketball’ … ‘I USED to be on tour with a rap group’ … ‘I USED to have a car’. But what the fukk is your USED to’s gonna do for a mf NOW?!” Love it.
“Yes, racism angers me,” says the Angry Asian Man. “But I’m not here sitting in front of the computer, hating whitey and plotting revolution.” What?? I thought *everyone* (white folks included) sat in front of their computers plotting such things on a daily basis. ;) But, on a more serious note, this guy’s site really is great. In a post titled “extra extra yellowface”, he writes up an interesting response to the movie “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”. Read Angry Asian Man’s blog. It’s good.
(Note: photo sources of the images referenced above are the respective blog authors.) So that’s what’s going on with the angry men on the web. Now it’s your turn. Feel free to use the comment section link below to tell us about things that are making you angry at this very moment. Don’t hold back now. It’s Monday, and we’ve all got a loooong week ahead of us.
July 30th, 2007 ·
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Thanks for the shout out! It’s nice that anger is appreciated - I really think it’s the only sane way to respond to the insane shit that happens in this world.
Okay, here’s my rant…my roommate is driving me crazy!!!! Luckily she’s moving out in a week so it saves me from going completely postal, I just keep breathing and counting to ten.
Here’s only a smidgen of the drama that is my apartment right now: because I’ve been ignoring her immaturity and basically not responding to the zillion post-its she uses to communicate with me, she’s taken to finding more spiteful ways to get at me. The lastest is her taking back the microwave she’d bought me to replace my microwave she wrecked last year with her leg waxing stuff. She’s kept my old microwave in her bathroom all year to use just for heating up leg wax, I come home yesterday to find it back in the kitchen, STILL WITH WAX STUCK ALL OVER IT, and the replacement microwave packed away. WTF?!!! But i’m still not reacting…I’m pretending I live in a parallel universe where post-its and leg wax don’t exist.
That’s my rant for today…wow, thanks for letting me vent, I needed that!
Love the new look. As for what’s making me angry… not a whole lot lately, aside from the unending 90+ degree heat. :-( Oh, and the lack of proper sleep because I can’t sleep with the window AC unit in my bedroom on (too noisy) and I can’t sleep with it off (too hot). What’s a girl to do??
Love Angry Black MF…why ARE folks always talkin’ ’bout what they USED to do?
’cause if they were still doin’ it, they’d be to busy doin’ it…
too busy.. damn.
I used to give a shyt what angry people said, but now I just do another bong hit and let it roll off me.
I just have to throw in the that 90+ heat PLUS the humidity is also making me angry.
Mr Angry: Thanks for the angry comment. :)
Alicia: Seeee! It feels good to get it out, doesn’t it???
stefanie: Glad you like the new look! And I soooo know what you mean about the heat. I’m in the same predicament.
Bro: He *is* funny isn’t he??
Max: So true!
Baba Doodlius: Hey, we all have our ways of dealing! ;)
Mags: Angry Mags??? That doesn’t sound like fun. :-( You get *cranky* when you get angry!!
I’m late to the party, but I’ll add my two cents, anyway.
Today, I’m angry that my truck needs an oil change.
I’m angry that my co-worker brought his son into work and asked everyone to refrain from saying “shit” or the f-word. (Listen, it’s not my fault you stupidly decided to reproduce. So don’t curb what the eff I want to say or not say in the privacy of my own cubicle just because your brat is invading my workspace.)
I’m angry I’m stuck in a rut in the World of Warcraft (WoW) and can’t seem to push past level 54.
While we’re on the subject, I’m angry at my whole WoW guild and think they’re a bunch of stupid effers. (These last two items will only make sense to, oh, maybe two other people in your vast reading audience.)
I’m angry about the price of gas, the war in Iraq, that I keep thinking Bush will be out of office by the end of the year then remember, “Oh, wait…”
I’m angry at the injustice in the world, at people who bring additional drama into my life, that Junior Mints doesn’t get the recognition it deserves as candy nirvana.
Oh, I liked your Angry Aussie, Angry MF and Angry Asian links. I, too, am an Angry Asian, but I express my anger in a more global way, rather than focus on what I see around me that angers me as an Asian, per se. I like to spread the wealth. No offense to Angry Asian. I’ve seen the blog before, and I think it’s fine workmanship.
Angry Asians are great! :)