Now, I’m not gonna pretend that I know what it’s like to have two balls with a penis swinging between them hanging out between my legs on a daily basis. But, I can’t imagine that it feels very comfortable. I’ll keep my reproductive organs tucked nicely away inside my uterus, thank you very much. In any case, when I saw the “Stool for Balls” over at Random Good Stuff, I instantly knew that there could be no better Manly Monday topic for August 21. ¡¡¡Todos los lunes son “Manly Monday”!!! So, here’s a question for you today. Fellas, is it comfortable to walk around with all that extra junk getting in the way of your manly strides? Do your twig and berries make it harder for you to walk? Would your discomfort be eased if you could spend your seated times comfortably seated in the Stool for Balls? And, for everyone else–ladies and gentlemen alike–would you use and/or purchase the Stool for Balls as a gift for someone?
and how are you doing…Kona was way cool
did some diving…rented a Bell helicoper…surfed…and wondered why you werent
here… think about it have all my shots… hollar back am safe on the eyes…
Haha that’s just such a great/funny idea! I’d buy it as a gag-gift for someone maybe.
Is it just me, or does that stool/ball holder section seem a wee bit small?? Arent most testes larger than that? That looks like it could be kinda uncomfortable! lol
I like your Manly Mondays. Over at my blog, I have Manic Mondays, where I feature a different alternative song – come check it out!
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Damn, lola took my comment! I was gonna say “My stool for balls would have to be a whole lot bigger than that”. Consarnit.
I dunno, this could be a good idea – I already have one of those bike seats with the gap in the middle of it so it won’t chafe your fun parts. Maybe ball seats are going to be this year’s must-have Christmas item.
Someone should send this to Dave Barry.
And to your question about whether my “twig and berries” get in the way:
first of all, “berries”, maybe”, but “twig” – hardly. If I sprain an ankle I use it as a crutch. So I’d have to say, maybe it gets in the way, but sometimes it can really come in handy (pun not intended… well maybe a little bit intended).
That is hilarious!
And so comfortable looking.
@ David B: Nice to hear you had a good time.
@ Darwin: If I were dating someone seriously right now, this would soooo be his next “gag” birthday present.
@ lola: If the stool/ball holder looks too small, you’ve been a lucky girl with a lot of GOOD TIMES in your life! I’m jealous. By the way, glad you like Manly Mondays. Thanks for pointing me to your blog; I’ll definitely check it out.
@ Baba Doodlius: I didn’t even know that they made bike seats like that!! :) Now, about this twig and berries thing … So — when it comes to general discomfort — it sounds like the twig isn’t the problem, the berries are the culprit?
@ Howard: It *does* look comfy doesn’t it? :)
the hole in the bike seat is actually there to prevent prostate damage to hard core bikers who spend a lot of time in the saddle.
my balls and dick would fit nicely in that seat. but i’m built more like david (michelangelo) than john (holmes).