Over the weekend, I began a sex-only relationship with a sweet little Chinese thing. Yep. After several months delay, I’ve finally purchased a new vibrator. And, I’ve decided to name him Mr. Teo Wai. Now, if you’ve been ready this blog for a while, you already know that I inadvertently gave my vibrator to a homeless woman around this time last year. Mr. Teo Wai is an apt replacement, so please allow me to introduce you to each other. Mr. Teo Wai. (Pronounced kind of like: T-O-Y). Made in China, I can only assume that Mr. Teo Wai swam through the raging waters of the Pacific Ocean before safely making his way to his new home in SOHO. 43 Mercer Street. That’s where I found him. Comfortably sitting on a shelf at Babeland. If you’d like to know more about Mr. Teo Wai and my other sex toy shopping adventures, check me out at Nerve today.
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Is it secret which type you prefer? Are you a Rabbit girl or a Magic Wand’erer (always alone, or also at a gathering?).
I’ve heard aboust those toys made in China. I hope you don’t get lead poisoning. :)
You really had me puzzling about that Chinese name till you explained it. Ha.
Chinese eh? I didn’t know you liked em that tiny lol
I hate how scarily painted/designed most vibrators look. The ‘realistic’ look makes them look kinda gross too. I think we need aesthetically pleasing vibrators that don’t scare the jebus out of people.
I wish you and Teo Wai a long and prosperous life!
The way stuff is being recalled from China, be careful…;)
let me just add that i’m completly addicted to your blog :P i still have to check out the other one. good thing that i’m on holidays lol
and it’s so weird (not in a bad way!) to hear your voice in the podcast after “imaging it” reading your blog :P
Interesting post for “Manly Monday”. Sounds more like “Man Surrogate Monday”.
Damn, i need to get on this bandwagon huh?
@ errorboy: I’m a Rabbit girl. :)
@ Phoena: Hey, hey, now. That’s only on the painted items, no. Mr. Teo Wai contains no lead-based paint.
@ John: Gotta keep you guys on your toes!
@ PapiGiulio: I thought that was only true of Italian guys who live in the Netherlands. ;) You know I’ve got nothing but love for you.
@ Darwin1310: I wish him a long life, too!! :) My other one lasted many many years.
@ Fave: Yeah, I honestly thought about that when I bought it …
@ Carolina Pereira: It’s *GOOD* to be addicted to the FBC. :) THANKS for reading (and for listening to dating roadkill). I really appreciate it.
@ Baba Doodlius: You’re great!! “Man Surrogate Monday”. You always come up with really witty comments. Hmmm … Maybe I should start doing “guest blogger” days for my next “Reader Appreciation”.
@k: Oh, most definitely! :)