Okay, okay, now that I have your attention. Today’s post is not about penises. C’mon, admit it, you little pervert. You were kinda hoping that you were gonna get to read all about big juicy dicks at the FBC today, weren’t you? Man, you people are perverts! Oh how I hate to disappoint you, my sweeties, but it’s true: Today’s FBC post is not about penises. “So, what are we going to talk about for our glorious Manly Monday?” I hear you asking. Well, dear readers, we’re gonna talk about Karsh. He’s the man behind the Black Weblog Awards. And, for the record, he just might have a big juicy dick for you. Or, he might not. I don’t know; I’ve never met him, and I’ve never asked him about the size of his penis. Okay, so, now, let’s get off of Karsh’s dick and back to the point of this post. Trust me, I have one. A point, that is. (I do not have a penis. I have a vagina. But, I digress; hence, the parenthetical.)
Karsh is today’s Manly Monday pick because this guy put in mucho work to get everything together for this year’s Black Weblog Awards. I think he deserves a bunch of credit for that, so I thought I’d give him a public nod here at the FBC. And, in case you hadn’t noticed, look at the column to the far right on this blog. Yep. Right there. No. Scroll down. Yes, there. Right there. That little badge means that funkybrownchick.com won a BWA for “Best Humor Blog”. Woot! Woot! This makes me really happy because, oddly enough, I never really thought I’d ever actually *win* a “Best Humor Blog” award because I know plenty of people who are much funnier than I am. But, actually, now that I think about it — given that this blog is mainly about the sordid state of my dating life — I guess it’s appropriate that I got the judges’ vote for “Best Humor Blog”. I can hear that negro (ahem, that’s The Assimilated Negro) and the other judges laughing right now. “Um. Yeah. Funky Brown Chick? Trying to get a dating life? Now, THAT’S some funny shit.” Thanks guys. Really. I appreciate it.
Anyway.
If you have a spare moment today — and I know that at least some of you do because you’re just sitting there at work fucking reading blogs!!! — check out some of the other great blogs that won Black Weblog Awards this year. Psssst! As always, big drippy kisses to the judges (and readers) who voted for me. Your checks are in the mail. ;)
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I believe that’s called a backhanded compliment – giving you an award for “Best Humour” when you are writing about your datinglife.
I, know. Funny, huh? :) Actually, I really appreciate the award, and I’m sure the judges had only good intentions.
Its so weird that you made Karsh the topic for today becasue I was actually going through the sites of all the people that won awards. And *bam* in your post you tell people to do the same thing…
coincidence…quite possibly, actually…
Did you actually say “Woot”?
I never thought I’d be saying this to you, but…
Welcome to the Nerd Club! You can pick up your membership badge (in the shape a a “Star Trek” insignia) and a poster of Yoda by visiting http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/
Have a nice day!
lol …I’m mad I opened this thinking “gee…whose penis is she about to discuss”. lol
congratulations! you deserve it!
That are some great blogs on that list!!!!
Congrats on the recognition you deserve it!!!
@ Brandon: Yeah, there are a lot of really good blogger out there on the winner’s list. I’ve already added several to my list of favorites.
@ Baba Doodlius: Um, nope. Don’t wanna join that club. ;)
@ courtney: Dirty little girl you! :)
@ Carolina Pereira: THANKS!!
@ Felicia: How sweet. Thanks! I appreciate that.