The Pursuit of Perkiness: How to Have Perky Boobs

September 25th, 2007 ·

For me, I’ve always thought that one of the many advantages of owning a pair of small boobs is that you can dress them up. Yes, we itty bitty titty chicks can either go small & au naturale or go big & faux naturale. Unlike our Big & Busty sisters, we have flexible breasts. I’ve already written a post that tells you exactly how to have perky boobs. You can also find additional tips over at the How to Make Your Boobs Look Bigger WikiHow. So, since you already have that information, today’s post is just lists a bunch of products that will help you in your Pursuit of Perkiness. And, in case you were wondering, no, no one is paying me to plug these products. So, what’s in it for me? I get to help the boobs of my fellow sisters out. That and, for those of you who actually buy stuff on Amazon, I’ll get credit. So, here we go …

I’ve used Maidenforms gel inserts on more than one occassion. They sell concealer enhancers and shape mates. I’m not sure which one I used (or if it was a different product by Maidenform). In any case, the gel inserts work just fine. But, remember to cycle that shit out. I once wore gel inserts a bit longer than I probably should have, and the bastards actually started to leak on me. Thankfully, everything turned out okay and it wasn’t even noticeable. Although Victoria’s Secret has an amazing collection of padded push up bras, you can usually find similar stuff online via Amazon for even cheaper. Check out the water wear push up pads, Wonderbra gel push-up bra, or the gel push-pp underwire bra. And, by the way, although they’re not bras or inserts, you might be interested in Julia Fikse’s company that uses T-shirts to support breast cancer research. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Pick up a save the tatas t-shirt for yourself. Or, fella, you can pick up a shirt that tells the world exactly how much you love boobies. Okay. That’s all I’ve got for you now, folks. But. feel free to use the comment section to list other suggestions for perky boob products. But, for crying out loud, whatever you do, don’t suggest surgery. (I don’t have anything against boob jobs themselves, I’m just kind of not a fan of elective surgery in general. If you don’t *need* to cut your body open, don’t do it.)

Now, to all of the random people who routinely arrive at the FBC by googline “how to make small boobs look bigger”, I say this: stop the booby envy. You look great rocking a pair of small or midsized boobs — with or without accoutrement. In fact, folks who have read this blog for a short amount of time already know that I’m very proud of my (extremely heavy) A-cup boobies. And, those who have read this blog for a longer period of time have actually seen pictures of me and my boobies in pretty little matching bra and panty sets. Petite boobies. I love em. So, spread the small boobie love. In fact, right now I would be so happy if all the small boobie girls of the world would would place their hands on each of their breasts and tell them: I love you. Feel better? I thought so.


September 25th, 2007 ·

10 Responses to “The Pursuit of Perkiness: How to Have Perky Boobs”

  1. And if any of the petite breasted (I refuse to say ‘boobie’) women need me to put a hand on their breastses and show them some appreciation I would be happy to help out… its flirty job, but someone has to do it.

    “And, those who have read this blog for a longer period of time have actually seen pictures of me and my boobies in pretty little matching bra and panty sets.”

    Uhmmm… when do you plan on bringing those days back? I missed out.

  2. All I have to say is:

    Mmmmm… Booooooobies!

  3. @ Fiyah: Ah, yes. The underwear days. Those were fun. Not sure whether or not I’ll bring those back. I was much more “anonymous” when I did it. Now, my family, former and current employers, friends, ex-boyfriends and other people that I know read my blog. Don’t get me wrong. *I’m* okay with underwear. But, I’m not so sure that everyone else is. And, truth be told, I think the fear of underwear is kind of silly. Hell, most women’s swimsuits are much more revealing that panty and underwear sets. But, if I post a picture of me wearing a bikini on a beach with my friends, that’s “safe territory” … If I post of picture of me and my wearing underwear, that’s “risque” territory. Actually, this reminds me of a conversation that I recently had with my friend Mags. And, you know what, you just inspired my to write a post about this. Expect more on this topic on Wednesday.

    @ Baba Doodlius: It’s nice to be a woman. :)

  4. It’s nice to *have* a woman too!

  5. You’re funny. :-)

  6. Honestly, even with an unapologetically shallow eyes, size is not very important. Proportion, shape, and all that jazz, all of that factors into the aesthetic. I’ll take small and real over large and fake any day.

    Anecdotal evidence: even though I like shapely women (or…hell, just women), I had a hearty crush on a college professor who was flatter than me just because her stick frame was who she was: a punk-rock art chick with dyed-black hair and ice-blue eyes. If she’d been stacked, it would have been at odds with her overall look.

  7. She sounds hot! And, clearly you’re into bad girls! :)

  8. I don’t think I am. She wasn’t really a bad girl. I’m just into brains & beauty. Character types beyond that are just more fun and variety for a healthy purview.

  9. Very well put. :)

  10. Great post!!!

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