NYC Date #382: Grab on to Something Firm
I love nuts. Gym nuts, that is. Seriously. I really like it when guys go to the gym on a regular basis. When I lived in Chicago, my preferred gym routine included a 2-hour workout every other day. I’d start with a 30-minute cardio warmup, and then I’d work my way into a hardcore 1-hour kickboxing class. After that, it was a 30-minute cooldown on the treadmill or stairmaster. I had a hard body, and I felt good. Each of my former boyfriends and boytoys LOVED it. In fact, when I was in Chicago recently, I quickly met up with a friend / former fling — an unbelievably sexy Latino who shall remain nameless for both of our sakes. He told me that he missed my ass. Literally. He said, “Ah, I remember how tight your ass was. I like that. That’s great.” I’m glad that he likes my ass because I like that sexy Latino. Truth be told, he’s honestly one of the best kissers in the whole world and he’s really good in bed. Unfortunately, our lips were the only things that were reunited during this particular trip. Maaaan, thinking about that boy got me all hot and bothered again just now. Wait. Fuck. Where was I? What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Gym nuts.
Okay, so, I went on a date with a fellow gym nut — Richard — last night. He’s got a nice firm body, and a cute face to match. You can read all of the details about the date over on Nerve. The post has a long title because it’s actually a line from a movie. For short, since my date’s name is Richard, let’s call the Nerve post “Dick is Good.” And, of course, three movie buff points go to the FBC reader who can name this movie quote: “He’s brought dignity back to the name Dick. Come on, say it with me now … Dick is Good! Dick is Good!”
September 27th, 2007 at 8:56 am
The Distinguished Gentleman
September 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
It’s funny, I like people who are in shape, but who AREN’T gym nuts; I figure that there’s more to life than spending hours in the gym.
Mind you, that’s why I’m in three sports leagues and play something 3-4 nights per week… I guess I’m a fitness nut, if not a gym nut!
Good luck with Dick!
September 27th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
oh my. i must restart working out.
i look at the guys at the gym but, i don’t know why, i always think they’re gay. lol. it’s not that comum the guys being all nuts about gym and being straight. lol. i don’t know. my radar is not that good :P
i wish there were kickboxing at the gyms here. there are a lot of cool stuff and one symilar to kickboxing, which is body combat. but not kickboxing. it’s not in fashion here in portugal.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:23 am
@ A fan: Impressive. Now, I’m your fan, too. :)
@ Carolina Pereira: I to the gym, and I’m not gay. Go figure. :) Going to the gym is much more common in the US than it is in Europe. And, people in New York go to gyms more than your average American. Competition is stiff here, everyone wants to look good.
September 29th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
but you are a girl :P
but yeah, in ny is much diferent.
btw: what do we have to do to belong to the password receivers group?
September 29th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Hey Carolina! Yes, New York is different. But, that’s not a bad thing. :)
Shoot me an email and I’ll send you the password.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I have to say I like guys with good bodies but not a big fan of the gym nuts. If they are too perfect they kind of scare me. Like a pizza would send them into carb overload or something (and I like Pizza)!!! They are really nice to look at though :)