Alex Rodriguez: Droolworthy or Not?

I live in New York City. Alex Rodriguez, “A-Rod” if you will, is a big man around here if you know what I mean. No, really, I mean he’s big. Huge. Gigantic. Yep, folks. If you haven’t already heard the news, as of Tuesday, an 80-foot (24.4 meter) billboard of A-Rod now stands on the corner of 34th Street and 7th Avenue in Manhattan. Wow. Um, yeah, “wow” is all I have to say about that. I’ve always been more of a Derek Jeter kind of woman, so I’m not that impressed with A-Rod. And, now that I think about it, why didn’t Nike choose Jeter for the billboard? I wonder if it was the (alleged) Jessica Alba thing? Maybe Nike didn’t want to be known as the company that put the “24.4 Meter Herpes-Ridden Jeter” right smack in the lower part of midtown? But, anyway, whatever. Back to A-Rod. So, I’m curious to know your thoughts about the man. Is he droolworthy or not? Feel free to answer that question in anyway you like. You can tell us what you think of his playing skills, his level of attractiveness, the idea of an 80-foot / 24.4 meter billboard, or all three. So, what’s the verdict, folks? A-Rod: (a) I’ll take him at any height *OR* (b) that’s an awfully big billboard for a very “little” man.


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crazyleprechauns October 4, 2007 at 9:31 am

never heard of him

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Darwin October 4, 2007 at 11:36 am

Nope never heard of him either. What’s the Jessica Alba gossip about then?

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Howard October 4, 2007 at 12:00 pm

Heh, I would only kick him out of bed AFTER I was done with him.

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KrisTLove October 4, 2007 at 1:22 pm

A Rod is a cutie in the field of baseball. I would rather look at his 80 ft billboard than the one Baltimore did of Cal Ripken anyday……

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Heaven October 4, 2007 at 2:14 pm

A-Rod is a definite hottie. He could definitely Get The Business from me.

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Seren October 4, 2007 at 2:40 pm

Positively Droolworthy :)

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Baba Doodlius October 4, 2007 at 2:42 pm

Wait a minute – Shouldn’t this post have been a “Manly Monday”?

Anyway, I don’t have a decent opinion on this since I’m barely familiar with baseball and not at all familiar with A-Rod, but I really think it would have been cool if they had just put up a 24.4 meter picture of a herpes virus. “Nike: Just Do It, Just Get It”.

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BLKFOXXX October 4, 2007 at 6:42 pm

A-Rod was a big deal. (I’m sure he still is, but us Seattllites can’t admit that) He was 18 when he was drafted by The Mariners and was very hot! He built a great career here then he left us for all that $$$$. I will have to say that he is droolworthy though I can’t stand the guy. Look at me! I’m delurking myself. ; )

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Felicia October 4, 2007 at 9:16 pm

ick..didn’t like him while he was here with the Rangers and still don’t. I think he is a bit overrated.

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Pegs October 5, 2007 at 1:50 am

And definitely overpaid. Derek Jeter is Much Hotter, and I never heard whatever rumors you’re spreading. Get it, spreading?

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funkybrownchick October 5, 2007 at 6:31 am

@ crazyleprechauns: What?!?! The good news of Alex Rodriguez hasn’t reached Northern Ireland yet? ;) He’s a baseball player. He’s a household name in the US — well, at least he is for New Yorkers as well as sports fanatics who live in other states.

@ Darwin: And, I guess the people of Scotland aren’t big basefall fans, either? ;) About Jessica Alba, I originally saw the juicy news over at Jezebel (one of Gawker’s sites.)

@ Howard: You’re naughty. And, that’s why I like you! :)

@ KrisTLove: What’s with all these super-huge billboards? They’re popping up EVERYWHERE lately.

@ Heaven: He could get the business, take it back, and give it again. ;)

@ Seren: Isn’t he? :)

@ Baba Doodlius: I soooo thought of sitting on it until Monday, but I couldn’t help myself. By the way, I love the “Nike: Just Do It, Just Get It” slogan.

@ BLKFOXXX: YAY!!! Thanks for delurking yourself. Welcome to the public enjoyment on this blog. You’ll like it “out” here. Everyone plays well together.

@ Felicia: He’s the player that people love to hate. Seriously. On ESPN’s list of the “100 Players You Love to Hate” A-Rod is #12.

@ Pegs: Couldn’t agree more. Jeter *is* much hotter. By the way, LOVE the “spreading” joke. Google “jeter alba herpes” or “Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?”

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crazyleprechauns October 5, 2007 at 7:52 am

‘What?!?! The good news of Alex Rodriguez hasn’t reached Northern Ireland yet? ;) He’s a baseball player.’

What’s baseball? :P
But he isn’t as famous as Monsieur Thierry Henry surely?

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AmyD October 5, 2007 at 10:00 am

I pretty much loathe the Spankies, but even I think A-Rod is pretty sweet to the eyes. And he actually seems like a pretty good guy. It doesn’t hurt that I think Jeter is a DICK. ;)

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Darwin October 5, 2007 at 11:01 am

Lol I had no idea, it wasn’t mentioned on The Superficial (www.thesuperficial.com) and I rely on that for my fix of celeb gossip!

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kbarrett October 5, 2007 at 11:44 am

definitely in the “lick him dirty” category!

And there’s nothing wrong – ever – with a massive billboard of a beautiful man in a public place…

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funkybrownchick October 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm

@ crazyleprechauns: NO ONE is in the same league as Theirry Henry on the international stage. Here in the US, most people have never heard of him. Soccer (um, I mean, “football”) hasn’t really caught on here yet. It’s more popular than it used to be, but it’s no where near the level of importance that it is in other countries.

@ AmyD: Man, everyone hates Jeter. :)

@ Darwin: Ooooh, The Superficial is good. TMZ is better for “breaking news” for celebrity gossip. Gawker’s good for the really snarky stuff. Jezebel is the women’s version of Gawker. The Smoking Gun posts mug shots. And, Defamer is kind of like The Superficial. I mean, you know, it’s not like I follow celebrity gossip or anything. ;)

@ kbarrett: Love it!!! :)

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ErrorBoy October 11, 2007 at 12:09 pm

WTF is up with women and Jeter?

All that money and he still can’t get a decent haircut?

Let’s forget about the STD-superspreading (pun intended)

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funkybrownchick October 11, 2007 at 8:54 pm

Jeter is HOT!!! :)

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